Excuse me, master? Rookie, what's on it?

Novice is a word originated from chat room, which is used to describe a novice who has just started to learn computer or surf the Internet. Rookie: Please be my master!

Prawn: You're welcome. Just discussing ~ ~ ~

Rookie: I have a puzzle.

Prawn: Go ahead.

Rookie: I'm a vegetable. Get off my back!

Prawn: I swear to God, absolutely not.

Novice: oicq means "I love Chongqing"?

Prawn: ... can I take back my oath just now? ! (In the spittle ...)

Rookie: I like a MM. She asked me if I had a Yi Meier, but I said no. Why are you laughing at me, old-fashioned?

Prawn: You should apply for a …

Rookie: weak water is 3 thousand, just take one spoon! I will never apply for another mm again!

Prawn: I feel dizzy. ...

Novice: I heard that there are two ways to start a computer, cold start and hot start.

Prawn: Yes, that's right.

Rookie: Cold start means pressing the power switch directly, but I can't do anything about warm start.

Prawn: Hot start means pressing alt+ctrl+del.

Rookie: I did, but there was no response.

Prawn: Did you press it at the same time? It is only useful to press these keys at the same time.

Rookie: It's a little hard to press … Meanwhile …

Prawn: Try it and you'll get used to it.

Rookie: I tried several times, but it still didn't work.

Prawn: Really? It's simple.

Rookie: Yes, A-L-T-C+C-T-R-L+D-E-L ... But first, how can I press the "L" key three times at the same time?

Prawn: ... anxious