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There is a sacred mother turtle backstage in the list of gods. Why wasn't she deified in the end?
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Our Lady Turtle Spirit is an ordinary disciple handed down by the Buddha in the early Yuan Dynasty. She is very defensive, but she lacks a little means of attack, so even the immortal with the seal of heaven can't beat her. In fact, the Buddha in the early Yuan Dynasty loved her very much and knew that it was impossible to seal the gods' battle, so he deliberately took this matter to expel her from his legacy and didn't want her to enter the list of gods. Unfortunately, in the final battle, the virgin turtle spirit still risked her life to meet the Four Saints with the leaders of Tian Tong.
In the Wanxian array, the virgin turtle lost her fear of leaving her grandchildren and pursued all the way to the west. As a result, she met an intercepted tour guide on the way. She should have surrendered directly or even been beaten out. I didn't expect my street children to inexplicably release a bunch of mosquitoes while taking care of the virgin turtle and suck it dry. Ten thousand years of practice were in vain. When Yuan Shen was distracted, the virgin turtle's three souls and seven souls flew to the six divisions in the wheel of karma with endless unwillingness.
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In fact, there is a very important hidden line in Shen Feng and The Journey to the West, that is, all immortals have spiritual roots. Linggen is good, and he practices quickly, just like the Monkey King. The spiritual roots of turtles are actually very poor, such as the old turtle in Tongtianhe, who can't even take off a shell after practicing for so long. The Virgin Tortoise actually belongs to the category of spiritual root difference, but she worked hard enough and practiced hard, even reaching the point of cutting off a magical line. Although it is the tail of a crane, this hard-working attitude makes Tian Tong leaders like it very much, so she likes her even more.
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In the end, the Virgin Tortoise was captured. In fact, there were only two endings. One was to go to the Western Heaven as a mount, and the other was to be named as a god. But in the end, although she seems to have been killed, she can return to hell. After rebirth, she still has a chance to practice, which is much better than her own things. At least she has a chance to grow up. All this is more like a bureau set up by Tian Tong's leaders, aiming at giving the interception education a hope of rising after being destroyed. Compared with other immortals with good spiritual roots and good qualifications, the Virgin Tortoise is actually more suitable for the role of completing this plan, because she works hard enough and is persistent enough, otherwise she would not have perseverance and cultivated so high at the beginning.
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