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/kloc-the day after the 0/7 earthquake, I had a voice chat with a netizen in Chengdu, and the chat was very high. Excited, I use QQ's window jitter function to express my feelings. There was a crash across the street, and then nothing happened. I "fed" for a long time, and the other party gasped and said, don't shake, brother. I thought there was another earthquake and I ran away in vain. My family lives on the ninth floor. ...
Next semester, boys will move to an apartment outside. We should put our things in the dormitory first, and then take them when school starts. I left some valuables with my girlfriend and packed two bags. My girlfriend lives on the fourth floor. When she took the first bag, I walked around bored. The housekeeper said kindly, "Go up and let others take it." I said, "That's not good." Menstruation said, "Just don't stay there too long." So I went up obediently. On the fourth floor, my girlfriend was coming out of the dormitory. She saw me nervously dragging me into the dormitory and said, "Why did you come in?"? Many people wash in the water room without wearing clothes. " I said, "No way ... look at the corridor and see if there is anyone. If not, I will rush out ... ". As soon as I opened the door, two fruit girls came in and screamed when they saw me. At the same time, their girlfriends said, "Turn around and let them get dressed …". Just after that, a group of fruit girls clamored to come in. "What's your name? Something! " The result was another shrill cry ... Then I covered my eyes and ran out. When passing by the boarding house, my aunt smiled kindly. "Don't wear clothes every day, give them some color to see see, huh!" "
Li Yuanfang: Your Honor, a headless man's body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: As far as I know, this man is dead! Li Yuanfang: Your Excellency knew this man was dead before he arrived at the scene. Your Excellency is really a saint!
Black, white, black, white, white, white, white, white, white, white.
Someone is doing something.
A: Penguins roll down from the snow-capped mountains.
Once the school asked for money, my mother gave it to 100, but it was confiscated in the class that day. After school, I saw that there were snacks on the roadside, so I couldn't help but buy three yuan to eat.
After returning home, my mother asked, "Did you pay the money?"
"Confiscated today."
Mom: "Oh, what about the money?"
Take out the money: "Here you are!"
Mom: "How come there are 97 left?"
Bow your head: "Oh, I accidentally lost three dollars when I came back."
Mom smiled: ... the voice of ............. touched his face with his palm. ...........
In junior high school, the school is close to home, and every small holiday is to walk home.
One winter vacation, I was walking alone on my way home when I accidentally saw an eagle flying in the sky.
The coat I was wearing that day had a big white-collar worker who imitated rabbit hair. At the moment I caught a glimpse of the eagle, I didn't think it would fly down and catch me as a big rabbit, did it?
So I resolutely found a hidden corner to hide and stood in the cold wind for nearly half an hour ... During this half an hour, I peeped out an eye from time to time to see if the eagle was still there, and now ... now ... still there ...
For a long time, I finally found something strange, so I got up the courage to observe the eagle carefully for a while.
And then ... curse in a low voice:
Psycho, enlarge a kite in cold weather.
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