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Little jokes about teachers and students

Little jokes about teachers and students

When we were in primary school, the teacher taught us to sing. When teachers always sing together, some people can't pronounce it correctly, and the voice is quite loud. Finally, my deskmate reminded me not to sing, and then the teacher said, yes, I sang right this time!

2. My name is Wang Miaomiao. Every time our teacher writes my name, it will be written as Liu Wang, and there are none left!

My roommate and I went to catch frogs by the river and sold them for 30 yuan a night. Then we went to eat and ordered a frog, which cost more than 50 yuan. It's delicious. After a while, I found it was also a frog, lying in the trough!

4, the teacher "why do you all have the heart to cheat? Me: Because achievement is more important than honesty.

5. Teacher: What do you think is the reason why you failed so many times in this exam? The classmate replied: exam!