Funny prologue jingle classic sentence

1, the Great Wall will never fall, hello friends!

2, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".

4. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

5. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

6. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

7. Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can only feel it when there is something at the bottom.

8. You are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall. When you arrive at the Great Wall, heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

9. When passing by a person, the clothes were scratched and there was no spark.

10 I'd rather turn around and hit the wall luxuriously than cry in front of you.

1 1, the explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

12. It's really hard to go to work. I really want to dance. Work is really tiring. I dreamed of sleeping. I am careless in my work. I really want to go skating. Going to work is really annoying. I can't go out to play. It's really hard to go to work. All because I have no money!

13, Xiao Doudou, go to school, the teacher lectures and he sleeps; Listen in one ear and risk in the other. Do you find it ridiculous?

You are so cute! I won't give it back when the wind blows into my arms.

15. Today, I hope my friends will open your hearts and let me share your wisdom and humor and the happiness of this fate.