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Borrow the Phone

Original work: Xia Yutian Adaptation: Huang Junying

Performing: Huang Junying Yang Da

(Arranged according to the original cross talk video )

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Yang: My name is Yang Da, and I am a crosstalk actor.

Huang: My e-mail has been transferred. I am from the telephone exchange. My name is Juhuayuan.

Yang: There is a phone installed in my house.

Huang: Yes, I am responsible for installing his phone number at his home.

Yang: Yes. No matter what happens, I would like to thank you and the telephone company first.

Huang: Hey, you’re being polite, but that’s it...

Yang: What do you want?

Huang: Our telephone office is having a party the next day. Please come out with a show to celebrate.

Yang: It’s not just that easy. As long as you start moaning, I promise to have sex with you.

Huang: Is it a microphone? (Heads back)

Yang: Yes, I have been writing a program called "Money Edition Rap" this morning.

Huang: What’s your name?

Yang: It’s called “Like Phone”.

Huang: Are you happy with the phone call? (Take a step back)

Yang: I’m so impressed by the memes.

Huang: Hey, could you please listen to me?

Yang: Hey, belch in a jingle.

Huang: OK, OK.

Yang: Hey, please give me more opinions after listening.

Huang: You’re welcome.

Yang: Really?

Huang: Yeah.

Yang: Listen. By the way, I was taking a break that day, and Master Ju at the telephone station was really positive. He installed the phone for me with all his heart and soul. There is a phone number in my house, so I can really make a living. It's just a phone call, but I can't wait to make it.

Huang: Ah, good, good, good!

Yang: What's the matter? Really cool!

Huang: Ah, di di, so scary?

Yang: Ah, prizes are given.

Huang: Ouch, that’s scary. I have something to do and I’ll go first.

Yang: Are you leaving?

Huang: I’ll check with you again when I have time, okay?

Yang: I have to sit down leisurely...

Huang: I'm going to scare you first.

Yang: Okay (laughs, closes the door) Hey, it’s really because the house owner has a phone number, it’s different? It saves a lot of car money. Wow, it seems like Mrs. Zhang installed a phone last year on my second floor. Hey, today it's my turn to pretend. I heard that we have Sir Tan and Sir Zhou on the third and fourth floors, and they have applied for emergency installation. You should. There are so many lines and it’s convenient. Are you scared? Really cool!

Huang: Open the door, open the door!

Yang: Side position?

Huang: (pointing to the other side) Aunt Zeng upstairs.

Yang: Oh, (opening the door), Aunt Zeng, are you sitting around like this?

Huang: I want to borrow a phone to make a call.

Yang: Yo! Borrowing the phone so quickly? !

Huang: Why don’t you want to borrow it?

Yang: No, is there anyone who refuses to lend me a jelly? What's the point of borrowing a phone? Come on, (gesture of "please") Come on, come on.

Huang: Ah, you are such a good person.

Yang: Click?

Huang: You don’t want to follow Mrs. Zhang on the second floor.

Yang: Where’s Mrs. Zhang on the second floor?

Huang: Oops, Zhang on the second floor is too tough and refuses to borrow it.

Yang: Why don’t you want to borrow it?

Huang: Because words can kill people, so I can’t bear the responsibility.

Yang: A, will someone die if I borrow a phone call?

Huang: No, because his phone will leak electricity. (Yang laughs) Zhonghua specially calls Uncle D.

Yang: Did you hear what he said, is there a leakage of electricity on the phone?

Huang: Isn’t your phone running out of battery?

Yang: No, no, you fight, you fight, you fight. (Huang lifts the microphone button) Hey, the phone will leak electricity. Auntie, (A!) it’s best if you do it quickly.

Huang: Come on, it’s so crispy. It won’t take more than half an hour at most.

Yang: Wow, (scratches his head) half an hour is so fast?

Huang: (laughing) Hello, where is the Atlantic Hotel? Yes, let me find Ayu Zhu.

Yang: Oh, find relatives.

Huang: She is my niece. She is 21 years old this year, 1.6 meters tall. She is not married yet and has no partner. She lives at No. 50 Eight, Jiangdong Avenue. (Oh! ) are from Shunde! (Auntie...) Ah...scared?

Yang: Why don’t you call to apply for household registration? How clearly did you explain it?

Huang: Tell me clearly, it’s easy for people to find out... Hey, hey, oh... Can you ask him what the department in your hotel does? He is the department responsible for selling sour fruits.

Yang: Oh, maybe it’s a restaurant.

Huang: What are you talking about? Your hotel doesn't have a sour shop department... I know, they don't have a sour shop in your hotel.

Yang: Oh, is he selling it on the side?

Huang: The canal is located diagonally opposite the entrance of your hotel (to the left of your finger) and on the left hand side is an alley stall selling sour food.

Yang: Oh, so it’s a stall? (Ah!) What does it have to do with you?

Huang: It doesn’t matter, but could you please “L” Ah Yuzhu to answer the phone? (Yo!) What? Don't you have to be "free"? (Ah!) Oh, comrade, how about you learn from Lei Feng? (Hui...) This stall is so close to your hotel. Ah Yuzhu is ordered not to leave unless Sir comes and she can't walk far.

Yang: Wow, it turns out that Tian is an unlicensed vendor.

Huang: (loudly) Hello, hello, (microphone removed from ear, scratching head) Hello suddenly silently?

Yang: It’s silent. Auntie, we have already closed the line.

Huang: (puts down the microphone) A...what's your service attitude? (Yo!) There is no human touch at all! (Stress on the word "一", take two steps away) (Xu...) Forget it, we'll fight again later in the battle.

Yang: Zhong Lai has been beaten before?

Huang: You don’t know, Aunt A’er has just recovered from her illness and has no appetite. She eats something sour to satisfy her stomach, so she makes a phone call “L” and Ayu Zhu asks her to go back. There he is.

Yang: Oh, look at what a good person Auntie is.

Huang: Second aunt, lonely old man, everyone should care about him.

Yang: Yes, yes, yes, you should care, you should care. (Hey!) Hey, auntie, (huh?) you won’t be able to come back for a while.

Huang: Is that so?

Yang: As soon as I go out on the street, (oh!), I will ring the street and buy D. I will personally deliver the milk.

Huang: I shouldn’t be exposing you.

Yang: Don't do it, don't do it, care about the lonely elderly people...

Huang: That's my will for you.

Yang: Okay, okay, (let’s go!) Are you leaving? Take your time, I'm scared. good! (Close the door) Department...

Huang: (Turn back) Open the door, open the door!

Yang: Huh? What, auntie? What's missing? (Help the aunt find it)

Huang: It’s not something I missed. I just didn’t remember to say goodbye to you. (Yang laughs) Goodbye!

Yang: (laughing) Bye! Alas, I almost fell to the ground and turned around to say goodbye. I couldn't see that my aunt was so old and so ghost-like. Do you want to die or not? After all, it took so long for Auntie to do it, is she really being wild?

Huang: Open the door, open the door!

Yang: On the other side?

Huang: Lao Yang, I want to borrow a phone to make a call.

Yang: A, it turns out to be Uncle Zhou. (Open the door)

Huang: Lao Yang?

Yang: What’s the matter? Where do you want it?

Huang: I want to borrow a phone to make a call.

Yang: Did you borrow the phone again? Ah, Uncle Zhou, you live on my ground floor. (Ugh!) Go up to the sixth floor and borrow a phone. It’s so high that it’s hard for you to climb.

Huang: Want to make a nice pot of tea? Come on, don't be so polite, just ask him to have a horse.

Yang: I don’t know when you can make a nice pot of tea? It turns out that Uncle Zhou is deaf in one ear.

Huang: Oh, there is an oolong in Wu Ma? Oolongs are good, haha...

Yang: What's an oolong? You only have ears to listen to my words, but you can’t take them seriously.

Huang: Is your phone leaking again?

Yang: Will the phone point leak electricity?

Huang: No way? Mrs. Zhang's phone on the second floor has a leak.

Yang: Just listen. It's true that she doesn't want to lend it to you.

Huang: If he doesn’t want to borrow it, then you can. If you are willing to borrow it, won’t your phone have a battery leak? (Referring to the phone)

Yang: No, no, no. Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Huang: A…………

Yang: Is the phone leaking again? Really cool! Order it? What's your reaction?

Huang: Come on. Hello, is this the Mi Automobile Company? Hey, hey... (Talks on the phone)

Yang: (Painful phone call) Uncle Zhou, don't rush him.

Huang: If you don’t urge him, he won’t make a sound.

Yang: Oh, what do you think of the speaker?

Huang: I can’t hear you.

Yang: You can’t hear me, do you know that? You are deaf in one ear. Can you please listen?

Huang: (puts down the phone) Why not,

Yang: Click?

Huang: Could you please help me?

Yang: Any help?

Huang: You hold the phone with me. When I talk, you talk to me. When Nisei talks, you talk to me.

Yang: That microphone turned into a telephone line?

Huang: Yes?

Yang: No idea. (Huang keeps laughing) He can’t hear the burp. If not, he’ll be burping until dawn.

Huang: Yes, yes.

Yang: Yes, yes...

Huang: You shouldn’t expose it to the sun.

Yang: Ah, Uncle Zhou, let’s decide first. (Oh!) What you mean is that, I will answer the phone for you. (Yes!) Whatever you say, I will listen to the other party; (Yes!) Whatever the other party says, I will say it to you. listen?

Huang: It’s absolutely false.

Yang: Is that so? Okay, what's the phone number?

Huang: 837754.

Yang: How many words?

Huang: (loudly) 837754!

Yang: (repeat) 837754! (Department!) Zhengyi "You will not die if you are inspired by life". So... alas... (dial phone number) 837754. OK, let’s talk!

Huang: Is it the Mi Automobile Company?

Yang: Is it the Mi Automobile Company? OK, I want to ask you which one you want?

Huang: I found it will be posted on Sunday.

Yang: I found it to be posted on Sunday. He said it was posted on Sunday, who are you?

Huang: I am your father.

Yang: I am your father. As he said, it’s your grandpa.

Huang: Scared?

Yang: I am talking about your grandfather.

Huang: Bastard!

Yang: Bastard! Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi, hey, don’t misunderstand me, Qianqi can’t misunderstand you. As for me, I am A Lao Yang on the sixth floor. Yes, you old man, you know, he is deaf. He called you, but he was afraid that you couldn't hear, so he asked me to call him. He said what I said, and you said what I said back to him, that's it. It's not that you are stupid, what is it? Really cool! How many people in their twenties come to play with such things? OK, OK, I asked him. What's the matter with you?

Huang: My sister-in-law gave birth to a baby.

Yang: Oh, hey, it’s posted on Sunday. Congratulations! Your wife has given birth to a baby. Department, really department! Okay, okay, I'll ask him first. Have you changed your name?

Huang: Waiting for Qu’s father to give me a name.

Yang: Hey, I’m waiting for you to give me a name. scare? Are you up? Hey, what's your name? Zhou Shifa. Wow, his father’s name is Zhou Shifa, and his son’s name is Zhou Shifa, so what’s the difference between your two sons? Let D people send their hair down to Dega. Okay, okay, let me tell you. Changed, (A!) called Zhou Shifa.

Huang: What?

Yang: Zhou Shifa.

Huang: A smuggler?

Yang: What smuggler? Called Zhou Shifa! (Oh!) It sounds like this all the time.

Huang: Oh, Zhou Shifa. (A!) Just send it. After sending it, we all pretend to be on the phone, haha...

Yang: So many people will die. I'll wait for someone to call me first. Is there any chance of receiving this call? Zhong You, what should I say first?

Huang: None.

Yang: Hey, you are dead.

Mimi, Mimi doesn't matter, but quick mouth does, so good luck! Really cool! No, no, I asked him if he had anything to say, and he said no, so... that's it, are you scared? none. Okay, let’s just scare you first, bye! (To Huang) Uncle Zhou, (A!) Congratulations! (What?) Zhongshi asked? So cool! Is it okay to hold a grandson?

Huang: Yes! (laughing)

Yang: Congratulations on that? Well, when you have some free time, hug Jin Boluo and play with it, so you don't have to be so annoyed.

Huang: Zhong wants to keep me for dinner? If you don’t want to eat, let’s go. (Leaving?) Let’s go. (No, I won't give it away.) No, I won't give it away. I'll come over after you have enough time to eat. Hahahaha...

Yang: Hey, officially deaf people are easy to argue with. I wonder when I invited him to dinner? Don't give it away, the meal has been served for an hour, it seems to be hard to eat, it's really weird! Ah, in this case, are you going to die? It's annoying to have a phone, and it's annoying not to have a phone. Well, I have it at home. Why don’t you borrow the phone? It’s not that good. The landlord of our house in the same neighborhood can’t borrow a phone to make a call. What’s wrong? Are you scared? It's called helping each other. What you said is so silly, what you said sounds like Uncle Zhou is deaf and blind...

Huang: Open the door, open the door!

Yang: Another one?

Huang: Mr. Yang, you will know who I am when you open the door!

Yang: Oh, I thought I was playing Tian on the side, but it turned out that I was too scared to play Ah Zhang.

Huang: Do you think you can call me Mrs. Zhang? I thought you installed a phone and didn't even know where you were upstairs and downstairs.

Yang: A, I installed a phone, what’s the password? How can I not recognize people? Ah, hey, what do you want to know about me?

Huang: I want to borrow a phone to make a call.

Yang: Are you kidding? Mrs. Zhang! Why are you using the phone to burp?

Huang: Are you willing to borrow it?

Yang: No, you already have a phone in your house...

Huang: No, I have a private phone installed. A call costs three cents, and the call is long. D costs three taels of mosquitoes and chickens.

Yang: It’s true that people with such shrinking bones are rich! No, my phone number is for private use.

Huang: A, no relationship. You are an actor. I'll pretend to be with you on your phone.

Yang: Just talk, and you have to pay the phone bill.

Huang: Didn’t you know that my phone is out of order and I can’t get through?

Yang: My phone is also out of order and I can’t get through.

Huang: Is there something wrong with your phone?

Yang: Electricity leakage! (Leak...) I specialize in electrocuting women.

Huang: No death? My phone is dedicated to calling my uncle, and his phone is dedicated to calling women. It doesn't matter, you can't help me. There is no chance of a leak in the phone, and the cannon in my car scares my uncle and grandma.

Yang: I’ve officially taken a photo of the rear tailrest, and I’ve exposed everything.

Huang: Do you want to borrow it?

Yang: What if I don’t borrow it?

Huang: You don’t have anything to borrow, so I’ll just sit there until you start eating.

Yang: Yo! Are all the people who came so long? Come on, hit, hit, hit, fast.

Huang: You should have given me a hand a long time ago, and I didn’t have anything to say to stop you for a long time.

Yang: Well, I’m afraid you’re afraid of traffic jams first.

Huang: (on the phone) Hello, is this the Wutie Golden Flower Restaurant? I found A Zhang with big eyes, and his nickname is Big-Eyed Chicken.

Yang: Oh, I came here to call and find my husband.

Huang: What are you talking about? Are you a big-eyed chicken? You're just a deadbeat! I have known for a long time that you drink with pigs and dogs in Guoban, but you only get sick chickens! One day, I went out to enjoy the romantic life, and I was sitting at home eating the overnight meal.

Yang: Let me tell you, please be polite.

Huang: What are you talking about? Work? You can't help me. You are trying to get a vixen to fool around, (yo!) Big-eyed chicken, I warn you, if you have a third party, I will have a sixth party.

Yang: (laughing) Hey, if people don’t measure themselves, there will be no medicine. I'm kind enough to take a look at you. He said that he has a sixth partner. It's true!

Huang: What are you talking about? Are you ignoring me? You ignore me, but a lot of people ignore me; (what?) you dislike me, but a lot of people like me; (re) you hate me, but a lot of people love me. (Hmm!) You know what I say, my family always sticks to me and chases me with all their lives. (Scared?) Is it water? You know I have nothing to say. They are much better than you, they look better than you, they have a cool figure.

If you don't learn from me, you will walk like a fish in water, with one eye big and the other small. He has electric eyes, he can speak cross talk, and he can write money cards. How awesome would it be to install a telephone in the house?

Yang: Me?

Huang: Big-eyed chicken, he just made his statement first. He said you would divorce me tomorrow morning and register with me in the afternoon.

Yang: Oops...

Huang: You know what I said, if you don't come back for more than ten minutes tonight, I will take the baggage and leave immediately.

Yang: Are you leaving? Are you walking around?

Huang: I will move into your house.

Yang: You don’t harm me, just listen to what I say, hehe!

Huang: I was so shocked that I was such a coward.

Yang: The big-eyed chicken I’m most afraid of scaring you can’t scare me.

Huang: Mr. Yang, you are just being passionate and have wild thoughts about me. Installed a phone for easy access.

Yang: I don’t talk about Bhagwan.

Huang: There is a phone in my house.

Yang: I know.

Huang: My phone number is easier to remember than yours. (Hmm!) 66679046, which means 666, which is designed to be used by others. snort! snort……! (Going out)

Yang: Huh! Oh, it really doesn’t make sense. People with such a lowly personality are rich? Don't be angry, just leave it alone and make trouble. No, it's too troublesome to deal with him. I'm not polite, so I gave him a call to criticize. (Lifting up the microphone) How can this not make sense? Just wait for it to happen and let others take advantage of it.

(Dial the phone) Hello, Mrs. Zhang? What are you doing? No, I would like to give you some advice. When you called my house first, (Mrs. Zhang had already entered the house again), it was really out of character. You look polite, but your words are vulgar to death; you are greedy for petty gains, and your heart is very ugly; you are so beautiful on the outside, but you look like a rotten pear on the inside. What you did, listen to what I say, if you don't change, no matter where you go in the future, you will still be the shit of gods - gods hate ghosts and hate hiccups.

Huang: (patting Yang on the shoulder) Hello!

Yang: Huh? When are you coming?

Huang: You have nothing to do, let me come in.

Yang: It doesn’t matter, you can get in, right?

Huang: How wonderful are you? You speak in a precise manner, rhyme, and use the phone to make trouble. How novel are you!

Yang: Hey, I’m not quarreling with you, I’m just giving you my opinion.

Huang: Any suggestions? What do I say that makes me so vulgar as to say?

Yang: Does that make sense to you?

Huang: The soul is not beautiful.

Yang: You know it yourself.

Huang: I am not afraid even if you open my phone.

Yang: Even people like you are not afraid of anything.

Huang: Anyway, I live downstairs from you.

Yang: What are you doing?

Huang: Starting from tomorrow, I will come to your house every day.

Yang: Huh?

Huang: Borrow the phone!

Yang: It’s...

——The whole play is over