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What kind of experience is it to travel with your girlfriend and her best friend?
At that time, I was dating my girlfriend. I work in one place and my girlfriend works in another. One day, my girlfriend came to see me with her best friend. I took them to the park, climbed the rockery and watched the night view of the city. From going out early in the morning to returning to the starry sky, we talked and laughed all the way, ate and took a nap. The three of us were inseparable and broke up in discord. Suddenly, I met a middle-aged woman pushing a bicycle, "Mi Bao, Mi Bao Bangzi". Everyone chose a steaming rice stick, and I handed it in 10 yuan continued to play with them. We walked several blocks and ate all the rice strips. At this time, my girlfriend asked, how much did you give for a bag of rice strips? I took out my pocket and took one. How much is one? 10 yuan! You are only 40 yuan and 4 minutes a month, and you gave 10 for three rice bars. You didn't wait for change. You must be dizzy. How many years have passed, and as soon as we met, they laughed at me for "fainting".
Later, my girlfriend and I got married. At that time, we had no children. My wife and I rode bicycles to an ancient forest in the country to enjoy the cool. Here, there are small rivers, flowing water, old trees, weeds, birds and flowers, and the environment is very elegant and refreshing. We hid our bicycles in the grass and came to a riverbed beach with pebbles protruding. Sweaty, we jumped into the river to swim for the summer. My wife said she was a little hungry, so she went to the bike in the grass to eat the bread and braised pork we brought. Brother in law! Playing in the river, I turned to see my wife's intimate hands flapping on the water, revealing only one head. I breaststroke her, and before I knew what was going on, she dragged me down. It turned out that she was standing in the water with her legs bent. "What are you doing, scaring people?" . Her face is red, her lips are beating and her body is twitching. I quickly asked her what happened, picked her up and walked to the shore. I feel like she's asleep. Wake up, wake up. What's wrong with you? I put her on the cobblestone, thinking that she would have a rest, but she stood up and said something with a smile that I still don't understand, "Wooden pimple, silly brother." From then on, I became stupid with her, and my brother-in-law became a stupid brother.
I once had a rather unique girlfriend. It's really embarrassing to take her best friend with her every time she goes out to play.
I remember that once we went to Lijiang, we ate at a friend's house that night, and then we accidentally drank too much and stayed at his house. Because there are not enough beds, I can only sleep on the sofa, and my girlfriend and her best friend sleep in the bedroom.
After sleeping for a while, in a daze, my girlfriend suddenly came out and found me on the sofa. She said they were afraid to sleep and asked me to come in and sleep with them. She sleeps in the middle, I sleep outside, and her best friend sleeps inside.
Fortunately, the bed is bigger, so three people can't sleep together. Not long after sleeping, my girlfriend leaned over and hugged me, and I kissed her on the forehead. I'm going to bed after kissing my forehead. I'm always a little tired after drinking.
At this time, my girlfriend was unhappy. She continued to hug me hard, put her legs on my stomach and kissed me. My hands began to get restless, and she took off my pajamas.
I can't stand such teasing, but her best friend is nearby. I wonder if she is asleep now? I told my girlfriend not to do this. Her best friend will be terrible to see me.
But she continued to tease me and said that she wanted to seek a little excitement. Finally, I couldn't hold back and hugged my girlfriend. She turned her back on me.
We are very careful, our movements are very small, and we dare not breathe too much for fear that our girlfriend will find out. The girlfriend's reaction became stronger and stronger, and our actions began to get bigger. I opened my eyes and looked inside, worried that her girlfriend would wake up and see this scene.
Finally, it's all over, my hanging heart is put down, and her best friend hasn't woken up. I got up early the next morning and found my girlfriend's underwear missing. I looked around and didn't see it.
I found it in my pants pocket when I went to the bathroom, so I quickly gave it to her. In the next few days, we all had a good time. Every night, we stay in a hotel. Her best friend shares a room with us. She shares a bed, and I share a bed with my girlfriend.
We still do some bad things occasionally, but we dare not let go too much for fear that she will find out. After the trip, my girlfriend told me a long time later that her girlfriend said we were too exciting to do it in front of her. She was too scared to breathe, lest we should find that she was not asleep.
It's been a long time, and every time I look back, I always feel that time is ridiculous enough. But it is also those absurd young people who prove that they really exist in this world.
Love is pure, and leave is free and easy. Why is it so difficult to do what you once understood?
Hello! Share with you the experience that my husband took me to travel with my friends. Six years ago, I met my husband for about two months, and I'm going to take him to meet friends. On a weekend, we arranged for the three of us to climb the mountain. He prepared drinks and snacks for us before we arrived at the scenic spot. When he arrived at the scenic spot, he bought a ticket first, then helped us carry our backpacks and found various topics to chat with us. Maybe he wants to take this opportunity to get more goodwill from us. Come back at the end of the day and treat us to a big meal. Through the whole contact process, my friends and I are very satisfied with his performance, and now we are married and have children.
My husband summed me up as follows: traveling with two women is not generally tiring. First, you have to make achievements and can't show off any more; Second, although tired, it is very worthwhile to get our recognition in the end; Third, I know more and more about me in the whole process, because a girl with her best friend can better reflect her nature.
I hope my answer is helpful to you!
In my opinion, if you don't have this experience, you should avoid embarking on this embarrassing journey in your life. If you are tired of spending money, you will not only fail, but also be singled out for many mistakes.
My first trip with my girlfriend was to Emei Mountain in Sichuan, and she brought her best friend Xiaorou. It was a cold winter, and we ran around all day and found a small hotel in the county town not too far from the foot of the mountain.
The next day, when Wan Li climbed to Jinding in a clear sky, it snowed heavily and suddenly turned cold. I put a cotton-padded coat on Ah Mui, carried her and Xiaorou's bag and some food, and forgot the cold.
When I rushed back to the inn exhausted, I was told that there was only one room, and the other room couldn't stay because the water pipe was cracked. The boss apologized and made us free that night. A-mei and her two slept in the bed, and I made a floor. Cheng Xiang had a high fever in the middle of the night and was dragged to bed by Ah Mui. I haven't even touched a girl's hand. I slept with two beautiful women at the same time. It's exciting to think about it ...
But I swear I didn't do anything except Amelia's hand. But I stayed up all night that night.
Years later, Ah Mui told me that after the trip, she and Xiaorou summed up my performance during the trip: not careful enough, not considerate enough, and a little stingy. As for whether they discussed my health problems, I am as timid as a mouse, and I still don't know.
Traveling with your girlfriend and her best friend, I want to say that you should be careful along the way, because men and women are different, you can play freely with your girlfriend, but when her best friend is around, you should avoid suspicion about your girlfriend's work and care, because if you are too close, she will feel a little embarrassed or alienate others. Therefore, if you travel with your best friend, as a boyfriend, you must leave more time for your lover and her best friend. Because your best friend travels with you alone, you will make your best friend feel alienated and forgotten, so you should try your best to serve them well, such as booking hotels and planning routes. Planning travel strategies, etc. , is what you should do. Anyway, you should do a good job and do all the services. Maybe your girlfriend has face, and her best friend will think that you are very reasonable and have a sense of security.
I once worked as a third wheel and traveled to Xi with my best friend and her husband. Along the way, I tried my best to create opportunities for two people to be alone. Wow, sometimes I deliberately keep a certain distance from others, because as a classmate and best friend, I really don't like to disturb their two-person world. Therefore, I also understand the precautions for traveling with my close lover. When you go out again, try to hide out and give two people a chance to see the scenery and play with each other. So sometimes it's important, and this is the yardstick that should be grasped along the way. Therefore, try not to travel with couples. If you are really a person, you should be someone else's light bulb.
As a 40-year-old aunt, I really think it's best not to do such a thing. Even if you have to take your girlfriend and her best friend to travel, it is more appropriate to invite a friend, preferably a male friend.
First of all, we can find a shift worker to be a porter.
A boy and a girl go out to travel and do things like baggage handling along the way, which seems a little beyond their power. But one person is responsible for the luggage of three people, which is really tiring for the already tired journey. If male friends are invited, there can be shift porters. Ha ha ha, this is cheating on friends.
Second, ease the embarrassment of a man and two women during their journey.
It is said that the shift porter cheated his friends, but it also created a new opportunity for them.
Generally speaking, girls who are willing to travel with their girlfriends and girlfriends are basically single, and ordinary boyfriends who have boyfriends will not agree that their girlfriends travel with other boyfriends, even if they have boyfriends.
In this way, friends who are replacing porters will have a chance to get in touch with girls and maybe get married.
Finally, the focus is the focus.
It is difficult to grasp the scale of a boy traveling with his girlfriend and his girlfriend's best friend. Paying too much attention to your girlfriend's best friend will be considered interesting and make your girlfriend uncomfortable. If you don't take care of your girlfriend and best friend, it will be considered inhuman. So it's a problem for boys.
So find another colleague. This is the solution, which can ease the embarrassment and create opportunities for others.
My colleague's daughter has experienced such a thing. The three of them went to the suburbs for a day. As a result, the boyfriend took good care of his girlfriend's best friend, but his colleague's daughter was dissatisfied. Finally, she separated, and the boy was really with the girl's best friend.
This seems to be a delicious food. Traveling with my girlfriend and her best friend feels like spending money to buy punishment, which makes people complain. I have had such a personal experience.
My girlfriend's best friend broke up and was in a bad mood. I invited my girlfriend when I was traveling with her. I didn't expect her to agree soon. Then, I took two big boxes on my way. I thought I loved each other along the way and became a porter. And every time I make out with my girlfriend, I will make my girlfriend's best friend sad, and I have to secretly kiss and take photos of couples.
Going to a small town in Jiangsu to play late into the night, all three of us drank too much. When I arrived at the hotel, I realized that there was only one room left, and it was still a big bed room. It's a pity that the two of them sleep on the bed and I sleep on the floor. But my girlfriend and I both have the habit of sleeping naked, and now we can only make do for one night. In order to avoid suspicion, I was tired all day and didn't even take a shower.
Later, my girlfriend's best friend woke up in the middle of the night and secretly cried. I patted her to show comfort. Later, she went out in her pajamas and didn't come back for ten minutes. My girlfriend is tired and sleeps soundly. I couldn't bear to wake her up, and I was worried about what happened to my girlfriend's best friend, so I went out to find him. On the rooftop, she hugged me and cried. The more she hugged me, the more she swore. I had no idea. I just feel sorry for my girlfriend. Half an hour later, we were found hugging by my girlfriend, and no amount of explanation was pale. Then my girlfriend and I broke up. It took a long time to get back together, but my girlfriend was still suspicious that night.
Boys and girls have completely different perceptions and ways of dealing with their girlfriends. Perhaps boys are generally calm and will not easily find good brothers to share some things and ideas, while girls are more willing to talk to their girlfriends. If there is something delicious and interesting, they must share it with their best friends, even traveling is no exception. Here I share the story of a friend with you.
Hiking Jun knew a donkey friend, who was very tall in Shuai Shuai, and walked several times together. He has a girlfriend, very delicate and gentle, who doesn't travel far at ordinary times, that is, the kind of comfortable life in his own small world. Every time a friend asks her to travel, she doesn't want to go. She thinks going out to play is tiring, expensive and boring, so this guy often travels and explores alone.
His girlfriend has a best friend who knows my friend. Once, my friend finally persuaded my girlfriend to go hiking. His girlfriend said it's ok to go out and play, and he should bring his good friends with him. My buddy said yes, so let's play together! Sadly, as the departure date approached, his girlfriend went back on her word and said she couldn't go. My buddy said angrily, if you don't go, I will go with your girlfriend! Your best friend specially asked for leave, so it's not good to stand people up now! Who knows that my girlfriend is not angry, and she said with relief, it's okay, you go.
In this way, my buddy set off with her best friend, traveled, ate and drank, and made many friends. My buddy told me afterwards that his girlfriend is really broad-minded. Which girl can rest assured that her boyfriend and best friend will travel? It's really convincing.
I was born once, met twice, and I had the first time and the second time. My buddy is a traveler, but he found a girlfriend who doesn't like traveling, and her girlfriend belongs to the kind of person who likes the romantic life of petty bourgeoisie, which gives them more opportunities.
The tragic day finally came. It wasn't that my buddy wanted to break up, but that one day my best friend came to his girlfriend and tentatively asked her if she liked my buddy. Would she accept it? His girlfriend thinks his girlfriend is joking, so it's impossible to say it frankly. How can a boyfriend like his girlfriend? Finally, during a trip, they lost control of the high temperature. My friend moved out soon and lived with her best friend.
The silly girl kept crying, saying that her boyfriend betrayed her and called her best friend shameless. But what's the use of all this? Even if you can share everything with your best friend, only your boyfriend can't. Some things are left unchecked, and something will happen sooner or later. If this person is wrong, there must be something wrong, but who is behind it is worth pondering.
It doesn't feel so good to take your girlfriend and best friend on a trip. It still feels like a dream.
Last summer, the company organized a trip to bring family. I immediately thought of my lovely and charming little girlfriend. You can take this opportunity to show off your girlfriend in front of your colleagues, and it is also excellent to abuse those single dog. Besides, I have my own selfishness.
I immediately sent a message to tell my girlfriend who works in a nearby city the good news. I didn't expect my girlfriend to readily agree. My heart is as sweet as honey.
On the morning of departure, I waited at the gate of the company very early. Looking around, all the tourist buses came and I didn't see my girlfriend. I was about to call her to rush her when my girlfriend appeared. It's just ... there's a girl next to me. I was a little embarrassed. Why did my girlfriend bring someone here without telling me? What kind of trouble is this? To tell the truth, my heart was half cold at that time, and I could even say that I was a little angry.
However, my girlfriend didn't find me depressed. Instead, she came up to me with a smile and said, "This is my best friend's child. Bring her to play with us this time. " .
I just looked at her best friend carefully and found that this girl is quite beautiful, a kind of beauty different from my girlfriend's, a kind of unspeakable mature beauty.
The child greeted me with a smile, and my anger went down.
The three of us got on the bus and sat together. Some colleagues in the company also laughed and joked that I was lucky. I smiled awkwardly and said nothing.
The child sits by the window, his girlfriend sits in the middle and I sit by the aisle. They kept talking, and I didn't have a chance to interrupt. I think I'd better close my eyes and sleep.
After bumping all the way to the tourist destination, we had a quick lunch and began to play. I thought it would be beautiful to bring my girlfriend with me, but now I feel like an unnecessary person. My girlfriend and her best friend almost ignored me the rest of the time except for asking me to take pictures of them. Really tired and stuffy.
Go to the hotel to rest at night. The three of us have a big room, my girlfriend and her best friend share a bed, and I sleep alone. The two girls played wildly all the way and soon fell asleep. I tossed and turned myself, but I couldn't sleep. Later, when I finally fell asleep in a daze, suddenly someone got into my bed, and the smell of the girl made me wake up instantly. To tell the truth, my girlfriend never allowed me to touch it before. Why did she suddenly take the initiative today? Before I knew it, the girl kissed me, and I couldn't stand it in an instant.
I woke up the next day to find my girlfriend and her best friend still sleeping. I feel a little dizzy when I think of last night. Is it a dream or not? Or did something really happen?
I don't understand, I just don't want to.
Soon after, my girlfriend and I broke up. I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Xiao Tong.
Before marriage, I took my wife to play with her best friend for a month, lived in a suite, one for me and one for them, and didn't turn on the light for almost a week ... 10,000 words were omitted here, and then I slept in my room in a daze. To tell the truth, a bed for three people is a bit crowded.
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