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Humorous jokes that amuse girls.

1. Why are mushrooms always so hard to catch? Because it always stays where it is.

Why is it always so easy to guess riddles? Because you can always guess.

3. Why are young cyclists especially popular with girls, because they are always "riding".

Why oranges are more fun than bananas, because they will "orange" your face.

5. Why did the train return with a full load? Because it wants to send a "pot" to a hot pot restaurant.

6. Why are pigs always considered to be fat? Because people always say "pig".

7. Why do ants envy Cowherd the most? Because ants know how to cooperate.

8. Why are fried eggs always worrying? Because I am afraid of being thrown "eggs" by the pot.

9. Do you know how grateful the mirror is, because it can always "take care" of everyone.

10, why tears are the laziest liquid, because it is always "eager" to wait for people.

1 1, why the postman is always popular with girls, because they have a concern about "mail".

12. Why do kites always have many friends? Because they can be "windy".

13. Why are marshmallows kind? Because it is everyone's "sugar".

14. Why are dolphins experts in singing? Because it always "feeds" and answers.

15. Why are bees the greediest insects? Because they always complain about flowers.

16. Why does carrot like to learn guitar? Because it always sounds like "Luo"

17, why do trees like to grow up? Because leaves always say to them, "Wood" is your struggle.

18. Why do bubbles always laugh? Because I always feel that it is "bubble".

19, why grass is always smarter, because it knows that everything will be "grass".

20. Why do light bulbs work hard? Because it is always played at night.