Jokes about English. If it's about music. Not too long.

Apart from music: An enthusiastic young teacher wanted to introduce the brilliance of classical music to her students, so she arranged an outing for an afternoon concert. In order to make this occasion more memorable, she invited everyone to drink lemonade, eat cake, eat chocolate and ice cream. When the group returned to their carriage, she said to little Sally, "Did you have a good time today?" "Oh, yes, miss!" Sally said, "It's so cute. Except music. "

Besides music:

An enthusiastic young teacher wanted her students to know more about excellent classical music, so she arranged to go to a concert one afternoon. In order to leave a deeper impression on everyone, she invited everyone to drink lemonade, eat snacks, eat chocolate and ice cream. When everyone came back to get on the bus, she asked little Sally, "Did you have a good time today?" "Oh, great, miss," said Sally. "Everything is fine except music."