Seek ultra-short jokes. There are also super difficult riddles and answers. Give extra points to those who are awesome!

Ultra-short joke: 1 Once on a second-class bus, I drove past a BMW, and a tall man next to me said to the people around me, "Look, the car that just passed is IBM."

2. A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can I have a mobile card?" Then the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " "

3. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweat!

My classmate said: I put too much washing powder. The other asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

On a windy day, the bicycle fell down one after another. I only heard a classmate say: whose Mercedes ran over my BMW while helping the bicycle? One day, the monitor told me what to do on Saturday (there were many things that week). After that, my deskmate shook my arm violently. Come on, tell me, what day is Saturday?

Super difficult riddle: 1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.

7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼

8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal

Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.

10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half-ray 1, mother rabbit gave birth to two rabbits, the big one is called Dabai, and the little one is called Dabai. When she gave birth to Xiaobai, she said a word. Type an idiom.

Answer: The truth (image) is clear.

2. The airline opened. Type an idiom.

Answer: There is an opportunity.

3. Once upon a time, there was a male deer. It runs faster and faster on the grassland. What has it become?

Answer: Expressway (deer)

A deer met a fairy in the forest. The fairy gave it a bar of soap, so it has been taking a bath. What has it become?

Answer: shower gel (deer)

5. A dog crossed the wooden bridge and suddenly stopped barking and played idioms.

A: You can't forget (Mu) (Wang) after reading it.

6, A, B, C three substances, A becomes B when heated, B becomes C when left in the air for a long time, and C smells like rotten eggs.

Answer: egg a, boiled egg b and rotten egg c