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Using a solid bamboo pole to make a flute - it can't play loudly
Mushrooms soaked in vinegar - it can't be damaged
Vinegar Shuli wine making - the altar is sour
The cucumber beaten by frost - wrinkled
The eggplant beaten by frost - soft but not deafening
The sole of the shoe is slapped - stick it hard up
Grease the soles - slip away
Gold embroidery on the shoes - you can walk but not fly
Horse racing in the shoe shell basket - you can't run in a few steps
p>Ripe crabs - can't run wild
Ripe persimmons - make a big red face
Ripe melons - no need to pick
The skinny man was bare-chested - exposed
The donkey pulled him hard - enough to make him gasp
The skinny donkey pooped hard - a blind show of ability
A skinny camel - bigger than a horse
New clothes with patches - not decent
The groom wears filial piety - a mixture of joy and sorrow
Newly launched Cucumber - with thorns
New Year's greetings - everything goes well
Newly opened dyeing room - it's okay if you don't give me some color
New set The little donkey - dishonest
The new uncle - dare not sit at the table
Put plaster on the ribs - shameless
Throat Stuck fish bone - can't go up, can't go down
The coquettish fox can't see Guan Erye - the evil will not suppress the good.
Wet and rolled into a pile of lime - unable to escape
Wearing a skirt in the cold weather, it started to tremble
Sifting through changing pot lids - there are edges and there are Eyes
The sieve is used as a bucket - full of loopholes
Singing folk songs every day - I already have a score in my heart
Leading the lamb with a rope - wherever it goes, it will Follow where you are going
Who will steam the steamed buns and wait for you - you are afraid of the cold
Take the peanuts with you - grab a lot of them
Take them with you Put a needle in the horse - easy to get ahead
The dung beetle flew into the driveway ditch - filled with hard bones
The dung beetle flew from the neck - fresh
The dung beetle enters the garden - it is not an insect here
The dung beetle climbs up the pepper tree - its feet are numb
The dung beetle climbs the top of the whip - it only knows how to fly in the clouds and mist , I don’t know that I am dying before my eyes
The dung shell is crawling on the charcoal pile - I can’t show my blackness if I don’t move
The dung shell beetle is crawling on the abacus - bastard
The dung shell beetle fell into the dung basin - what big rivers and seas did it cross
The dung shell beetle fell out of the rut and was kicked out (crushed) if it couldn't move
The dung shell beetle moved - —Nothing but one's duty (dung)
The dung beetle moves - a stink-filled journey
The dung beetle encounters a fart - a joyous occasion
Shit Lang soars into the air - hard-charged fighter jet
Cow dung in the sun - Wen Zhizhi (Zhizhi)
Cracked gourd in the sun - enlightenment
The boiler that was burning in Yu - the gas collapsed
The burnt rice - make do with food
The rat in the shaobing shop - the second (eat) item
Kiln burners and tile sellers - they are all from the same trade
Burning houses to drive away mice - does not count
Collecting firewood and hunting rabbits - killing two birds with one stone
Overturning the henhouse - making many lies (yellow)
The kapok in full bloom - red fire
The snake enters the tube - the nature is there
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Snake enters a crooked hole - difficult to retreat
Businessman enters to sell cloth - let the words come without money
Garlic braids hold the door open - there are many heads
Pound onion in the garlic field - you can't live without the spiciness
Garlic head with a hole in it - no hole in it
Garlic head with a cold hat - pretending to be a big-headed ghost
The guy at the umbrella shop - it’s not your turn
Collecting cabbage and planting leeks - Qing (green) white heirloom
Picking up chicken feathers - looking for faults
The storyteller stopped the board - listen to the explanation in the next chapter
The storyteller stopped the board - asked for money
A fire broke out in the temple - Miao (Temple) Zai (disaster)
Three awls can't prick a drop of blood - Old Beef Tendon
(A metaphor for stubborn temperament and stubborn thoughts.)
Three coins Buy a pig head - just a mouth
(A metaphor for having a good mouth and being able to talk. )
Three Stooges - the best of Zhuge Liang
(It is a metaphor that more people have more wisdom. When we discuss things, we can come up with good solutions
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Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - not the time
Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - feeling hot inside and out
(It is a metaphor for feeling uncomfortable no matter what.
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Firecrackers in the dog days of summer—explode as soon as you touch them
Wearing a skirt for thirty-nine days—beautiful frozen (moving) people
Don’t rinse your mouth for three years ——A bad mouth
Three relatives and six old friends, four friends and eight friends - one pulls a gang
(a metaphor for forming a gang to form a sect)
March Fan inside - face full of spring breeze
Draw a house on three pieces of paper - such a big face
Triangular bricks - not evenly placed
(metaphor cannot be treated fairly) , or a bowl of water is not leveled)
A three-year-old child buys a coffin - make preparations early
Three taels of silver to pay - rare (interest) little
(A metaphor for being very precious and rare)
Three hundred kilograms of wild boars have a big mouth one by one
(A metaphor for being edible.)
Three hairs of hair ——A handful of people
The third watch has passed——it’s late
Sanfu’s fan is too busy
Sanfuyao drinks ice water—— Just what you want
Drinking herbal tea in the dog days of summer - just the right time
Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - don't know how to look at the weather
Burning the stove in the dog days of summer - really enough Heat
A three-year-old baby - innocence is valuable
Not sleeping for three days - listless
Three Bodhisattvas and two sticks of incense - not your fault
Three dollars to buy a pig head - just a mouth
Three dollars to buy a donkey - ride and boast
Eat popsicles every day - The heart is cold; you know whether it is cold or warm
Drink cold water during the third nine days - from the cold inside to the outside
Drink ginger soup during the third nine days - warm the heart
Three Sending a fan to Jiutian - not grateful
Wearing a singlet on Sanjiutian - it starts to tremble; loss of prestige
Heart-to-heart talk - sarcastic remarks
Three-legged toad - hard to find
Three-legged donkey - not very fast
Three houses with no doors - monster (house)
Wearing a skirt in Sanjiutian - beautiful and moving (frozen) person
Beggars in Sanjiutian - cold and hungry
Dried tofu in Sanjiutian - cold and hard
Three days of fishing, two days of drying the nets - a foreign worker
A dog in the dog days of summer - out of breath and unable to hold his breath
Three times, five times divided by two ——Easy and neat
Three cooks killed six chickens - in a hurry
Three candies to buy a cow belly - noisy (grass)
Three A gentleman with two sedans - no share for you
A three-legged donkey - can't run
Sanjiu wears a single coat - can't be majestic
Draw a nose on three levels - a big face
Three acres of cotton and three acres of rice - no matter what the eyes or the rain
Three awls can't prick a drop of blood - Lao Niu Tendon
Three-legged cat - running around
Three-cent flour and seven-part water - very confused
Three cents for cooking and reading a thick book - stingy Very
A three-foot-long ladder - answer (build) without words (eaves)
Vegetable moss in March - wake up early
A third-rate brother is a second-rate brother and a second-rate brother.
Three shit sticks to prop up a thin shoulder - putting on a stinky air
Buying a duck head for three cents - having a bad mouth
The broomstick is turned upside down - neither big nor small
The temper of the broom - outward but not inward
The broom with a hat on its head - not considered a human being
p>Writing with a broom - big talk (painting)
The star of the show - the kind of ruin
The broom is turned upside down and upright - neither big nor small
(Metaphor is rude and does not distinguish between young and old.
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Brooms drive away guests - show no mercy
Color blind patients - indiscriminately
Light a fire in the forest - use local materials (firewood)
Having a picnic in the forest - there are plenty of talents (firewood)
The shadow puppets move when they encounter the road - shameful
The shadow puppets' hands - they only make fun of people
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The monkey who played tricks met the gong player - that's right
The monkey who played tricks - he met the gong player and was led away
The monkey who played tricks and played the gong - one thing Changed
Playing with thorns in a trick-pricking hand
The beggar gets up at five o'clock-Qiongbusi
The beggar beats the dog-Qiongheng
The beggar looks at his mother-in-law - he is poor and filial
The beggar takes pancakes - there is not a good piece
The beggar makes offerings to the Dragon King - the poor have one Poor heart
The beggar takes a poke - what is he trying to do?
Fighting wolves in a casserole - there is no good one
Fish on the beach - Picking millet on the beach - not enough time and money
Eels on the beach - not long-lived
Sand wells - not deep enough
There are not many things to do in the desert
Walking on stilts in the desert - not a road
Chasing thieves in the desert - tracking and chasing
Sand builds a dam - it collapses as soon as it is flushed
Eating sand-flesh watermelon to your mouth - it is sweet to your heart
Writing on the sand dam - erase it if necessary
Home in the sand dune - uncertain
Fried beans in a clay pot - can't be grasped
Boating on the beach - difficult to advance or retreat
Sha Tujing - —The search is not deep
(The metaphor cannot be carried out, and the depth cannot be penetrated.)
Baking in the desert - using local materials (firewood)
Water in the desert ——Every little bit is precious
Walking on the beach—one step at a time
Building a house on the beach—the foundation is not strong
Monk Sha carries luggage—it is obligatory
Hitting wooden shoes makes a cone - redundant
Hitting the palm of the hand and knocking the ear - is too far away from the topic (crow)
Driving the nail while lowering the hand - knocking Not quite right
Knives for killing pigs – you have to be quick
Pencil sharpeners for killing pigs – it all depends on the know-how
Killing pigs and cutting off their ears – no Key points
Kill a pig and disembowel it - search its intestines and scrape its belly
Kill a pig without losing its hair - blow it up first to see
Kill a pig and poke its butt - each has its own knife Road
Those who kill pigs encounter obstacles - there are guys
Killing pigs without bragging - withering away (fire retreating)
Killing pigs will lead to water - —Everyone is caring
Killing without blood - insidious
Killing a person with a life, borrowing a debt with money - should
Killing a chicken with a knife - sent Not of great use
To kill a chicken with a sledgehammer - to make a fuss out of a molehill
(A metaphor for treating small things as big things. Contains the meaning of being unworthy.
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The fool has not yet picked up firewood - he has identified this path
The fool sleeps on the cool bed - it all depends on the time and energy
The fool wins the first prize - —Rare
Silly Sister Plays the Harp—Don’t Know Which String to Pull
Silly Sister’s Painting—Tulai
Silly Sister Plays Chess—See Step by step
Silly Sister Sings - Taili Zhu
The sieve takes off the blank - it might as well (square)
The sieve is filled with water - there are many loopholes
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The sieve filled with water - full of loopholes
The sun-dried hemp stalks - would rather break than bend
Fishing on the mountain, one by one the money fans turn around
Mountain Monkey Yu Climbing trees - my specialty
Rolling eggs on the cliff - there is no good one
Blowing the trumpet on the top of the mountain - your name will be heard far and wide
In the mountains There is no tiger - the monkey is the king
Shanxi fellow - loves to be jealous
A stream in the mountains - cannot make big waves
A pheasant marries a phoenix - Not a good match
The bamboo on the mountain - empty inside
Skating on the mountain - a landslide
The flesh on the forehead is not the same as the mountain - not much oil and water
Mountain torrents hit pebbles - they have to roll if they don't want to roll
Bamboo shoots in the mountains - sharp mouth, thick skin and hollow belly
If the mountain collapses, grab a rope hoop - it takes a lot of effort
Digming a well on the mountain top - futile effort
Goats and wild horses together - not sociable
Wild boars in the mountains - bad mouths
Red envelopes in the mountains Zongzi - not found (dates)
Baking on the fire on the hillside - using local materials (firewood)
A river in the cave - only entry and no exit
Goat Seeing tiger skin - intimidated
Cold and stuffy nose - poor sense of smell
Injured fur - no harm to the body
Shang Fang's sword in hand - OK Postlude to the missing beheading
Going to the grave without burning paper - making the ancestors angry
A mule that is bound - cannot be kicked open
(Metaphor of being unable to cope with it. )
Carrying moso bamboo up the mountain - not thinking about the future
(A metaphor for not thinking carefully.)
The balloon in the sky - fluttering
Loaded bullets—on the verge of firing
Loaded clocks—not resting for a minute
God’s Father—God knows who
The hanged man meets Jigong - he wants to die
The kite in the sky - relies on people to pull the strings
Going to the street to buy radishes - you want happiness in your heart
Go up the mountain to ask a blacksmith - you are looking for the wrong person
Go up the mountain to cut firewood and sell it, go down the mountain to buy firewood - one more procedure
Go up the mountain to fish - the money lover turns to you
Rusty iron locks - not enlightened
Birds and turtles on the market - shrinking back
Fish and shrimps on the beach - jumping and jumping
There is smoke in the daily bag - burning buns
Drinking salt soup when thirsty - futile
Meeting clear spring water when thirsty - just right
Drinking salt soup when thirsty It’s too late to dig a well - it’s too late
Red-hot pig iron - the harder you hit it, the harder it gets
(A metaphor for someone who is very strong and would rather suffer physical pain than expose the party’s secretsJ
Burn incense and drive away the monks - overshadowing the guest
(Metaphorically, the secondary overpowers the primary. )
The fire is not burning well - genius (adding firewood)
The eminent monk of Shaolin Temple - extraordinary skills
The clothes I wore when I was young are out of date - outdated goods
Tongue licking nose - a bit of envy
(The metaphor is a big difference.)
Snake eats eel - length ratio
Snake Eating eel - comparing length
Snake drills through bamboo tube - a road
Hitting the stick only after the snake has passed - hindsight
(Metaphor of losing the opportunity to do something.)
A snake swallows a rat and an eagle takes a snake in its mouth - one thing kills another
Snake and scorpion make friends - the poison is added
(metaphorically one is more powerful than the other) sinister.
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A snake is stung by a scorpion - one is more poisonous than the other
A snake eats an elephant - see how he (it) swallows it
Snake swallows the big one Elephant - what a big stomach said
Snake enters the bamboo tube - on the road to death
She Taijun is in command at the age of 100 - there is no one in the court
She Taijun The dragon-headed walking stick - even if you have money, you can't buy it.
Sacrificing yourself to pick peonies on the cliff - not caring about life and death but still greedy for flowers
() The dagger is a metaphor for being able to risk everything for a woman.
The smell of musk - can't contain it
Gods and fairies come to earth - a match made in heaven
Fairy gods fight - mortals suffer
There is a hole behind the statue - a wonderful (temple) show
A sharpshooter's target shooting - a sure shot
(a metaphor for being very confident in doing things)
The daughter of the fairy descends to earth Time - a good match in one day
(A metaphor for a natural match.)
A hungry tiger in the mountains - extremely vicious
Ginger - old and spicy
() The dagger means that the older a person is and the more things he has experienced, the more experienced he will be in doing things
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The main thing is to swallow a centipede——. A hundred claws scratching the heart
Angrily kicking a stone - hurting one's own foot
(A metaphor for the fact that one has to suffer in the end.)
Making cooked rice from rice - Just make do with it
A businessman's scale - weighing a thousand pounds
Being a businessman - all about trading
The main iron went into the blacksmith to fish - all Stay asleep
Making iron tofu - eat soft rather than hard
Pig iron weights - honest lumps
Pig iron mending pots - make money with your own money
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I am not angry after giving birth to a child - I am scared to death
The mole formed from my eyebrows - cannot be changed
The horns generated - cannot be pulled Straight
The generated horns - cannot be straightened
Kicking a stone in anger - the pain is Xuanji's feet
Selling calligraphy and painting in front of the saint's door - showing off one's ugliness
(Metaphor of showing off in front of experts, it will show low level and make everyone laugh.
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Wet cotton - no way to play (talk )
Lice hide in shabby coats - if you have something to live in, there is nothing to eat
(A metaphor for the difficulty of life, don’t worry about this, just worry about that.)
Misstepped and entered the ecstasy circle - confused even if you are not confused
Losed the horse and cart - the situation is over
Lost both hands - hopeless
The fifteenth moon - full and perfect
Fifteen women quarreling - all talking
Fifteen big men sleeping on the floor - horizontally and vertically
Fifteen statues of gods arranged on two levels - seven high and eight low
Fifteen copper coins lying on the ground - scattered
Ten duck heads made into a basin - too many mouths Tongue
Ten heads - some are long and some are short
A valley in the eighteen temple grounds - a single seedling
The man on the cross slope - Henpecked
The radish in the twelfth lunar month of winter - moved (frozen)
Planting wheat in December - layman
(metaphor for inexperience or understanding) .
Toad in December - unable to speak
(Metaphor is difficult to speak, or embarrassed to open one’s mouth.
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Fifteen buckets fetching water - seven up and eight down
The fifteenth moon - full and perfect
Fifteen small boats going out to sea - Confused
Fifteen deaf people asking for directions - shouting and shouting
Fifteen people chatting - all talking
Twenty-two Pattern Silver - Ding (Ingot)
Cockscombs in October - Laolaihong
Mulberry leaves in October - No one pays attention (picking)
Not rinsing for ten years - opening a bad mouth
October loofah - full of silk (silk)
October's Qi Cai - Qi Xin
The snake in December - hit it, move it
The eighteen arhats nodded randomly - I don’t know which one is the true god
+, the 'year-old girl is a matchmaker' T'TA you, you still talk about people
Press ten fingers on fleas - you can't catch any
Ten copper coins fell and one fell - Jiu Wen (Nine Wen)
Get lost on the crossroads - not distinguishing between east and west; dizzy
Add two dots to the cross - start a fight
Seven-inch feet with three-inch shoes - hard outfit
Seven fairies dream - God knows
Seven fairies go to their parents' home - they come in the clouds and go in the mist
Seven monks and one umbrella - they can't be covered
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Buying eye drops in a lime store - you went to the wrong door
(A metaphor for doing something and looking at the wrong person.)
Writing an article with lime mortar - all white words
A handful of lime charcoal - no distinction between black and white
(A metaphor for not distinguishing between good and bad, good and evil and ugly.)
A stone dropped into a manure pit - Smelly and hard
Throwing a stone on the cotton - no reply
(metaphor of no news, or a reply) J
Throwing a bird or a turtle on a stone slab - — Head-to-head confrontation
Burned tofu with stones - uneven softness and hardness
(A metaphor for the huge difference.
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Peeled pomegranate - lots of ideas
Stone pile wearing a straw hat - head of a person
Stone heart - cold and hard
Yams in the cracks of stones - if you can't eat them, you will be smashed
Searching for grass seeds in the cracks of stones - you have nothing to do
Building walls with stones - the good side Outside
The eyes that are hit by stones - not clear-sighted
Buying eye drops in a lime store - went to the wrong door
The lime meets the water - 采Mouth with cracked teeth
A stone mortar can’t be used as a hat
A loach on a stone slab—it should run away
Chopping fish on a stone slab—it’s hard to use the knife
Playing with the porcelain altar on the stone slab - hard kung fu
A small group of loaches on the stone slab - nowhere to hide
Gypsum making sorbet - stubbornness
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Bamboo shoots under the stone plate - hard to get out
Walnuts pressed against stone bricks - broken into pieces
\ The son wears a straw hat - put his head into it
Writing in lime mortar - all white characters
Watching mosquitoes and feeding elephants - not useful
The firewood collector went down the mountain - worried about (salary)
Hitting A sneeze scared the tiger to death - a coincidence
Hit a rabbit and met a yellow sheep - made a lot of extra money
Spilled the seasoning soup - both sweet, sour, bitter and spicy.
The bean-thrower is sleepy - doing things inappropriately
Picking up dung with a lantern - death with a stick (poop)
Stealing a donkey with a lantern - Ming People don’t do secret things
Snoring and hearing cannons being fired - it’s scary
Sparrows on the threshing floor - but the child has already grown up
Thundering Using rotten pots as tiles - uneconomical
Playing half the drum - making insinuations
Fighting a dog will not win but biting a chicken - cowardly bullying the small
Fighting and pulling Beard - Qian (lead) Xu (beard)
Hit the bull's-eye in shooting - impartiality
Can't catch the mouse but smashes the pot instead - lose the big after being trapped
>Playing the wine only involves lifting the pot - you can't go wrong
Playing the drum without beating the noodles - knocking on the side
Putting down the rim of the pot to replenish the bottom - not cost-effective
Kill the mouse and feed it to the cat - an annoying one is a good one
The typed daily donation - untrue
Soochow recruits a bride - the fake becomes true
Shipping on the east street and selling on the west street - not trying to make money, just trying to be fast
The employer's job - a difficult task
Taking the gourd here and there - pulling random things
I have outran a donkey in the east mountain, I have beaten a tiger in the west mountain - I have seen some formations
I can hear from the east and west ears from the north and the south - I can't hear anything in any direction
The turtle fell into the water - Just in time
The rooster lays eggs - no hope
The moon follows the sun - cherish the light
Dancing under the moon - inseparable
The osmanthus tree in the moon - unattainable
Drying millet in the moon field - drying in the shade
Walking in the moon field - no shadow
Moon Baby Cough - not talked about (light)
The moon is a mirror - I think too much of myself
Watching the tiger while sleeping - not knowing whether to live or die
Watching A rooster lays eggs - there is no hope
(It is a metaphor for a person who has hope. )
A thin donkey pulls a heavy load - enough to breathe
(A metaphor for small ability, heavy tasks, abnormal strenuousness, and inability to do the job.)
Skin to death The camel - bigger than a horse
Shouken Lao Xunjujian - impatient to live
The pen holder on the desk - thick and thin
(Metaphor that there is also wisdom in recklessness.)
Come your hair and look in the mirror - you only see yourself
A familiar person - you have a lot of eyes
(It is a metaphor for being scheming and having many ideas.
Those who belong to the zodiac of the worm - rushing forward step by step
(It is a metaphor for doing things if things are not going smoothly, so do it bit by bit.
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The dog is soft, bullies the hard, and is afraid
Heren is the fir) If you don’t knock it out, you can’t knock it out
The monkey is not How honest and energetic
Those born in the year of Peel and Monkey—jumped out of the cracks in the rocks
Those born in the year of Sweet Potato—have never been in the field in their lives
(It is a metaphor for staying at home and never going out. J
Those who belong to the fox are very cunning
Those who belong to the fox are full of coquettishness
Chili pepper——the older they get, the redder they become
Mule——hybrid
Catouhu——loves nocturnal activities
Loach—— Very slippery
Those born in the year of Crab – domineering
Those born in the year of Ball – have gas in their belly
Those born in the year of Mosquito – love to bite people
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People born in the Year of the Pig - can eat but not dry
14T to cover their heads when they are in the tree - 0 more power and less caution
Leaves falling into the river - Go with the flow
The squirrel in the tree—jumping up and down
The lark in the tree—speaks better than Chang’s
Building a ladder in the tree Picking the moon - out of reach
The crows on the tree, the pigs in the pen - all the same things
The tree fell and the hozens scattered - they went their separate ways
The tree Fell down - no seal (shade)
Flying a kite in the woods - entangled
Playing with a machete in the woods - unable to clear the way
The tree Drawing a bow in the shade - a hidden arrow hurts someone
The shade of a tree blocks the scenery - unhappiness
Catching an old pigeon on a treetop - hard to catch
On a tree stump Birds - sooner or later they will fly
Chopping firewood in the woods - drastic measures
Lighting a fire in the woods - just getting wood (firewood)
Leaves fall into the river In - go with the flow
(Metaphor that you have no opinion and follow the trend.)
The tree is thousands of feet high - the leaves fall back to their roots
(Metaphor that there must be someone in the end Destination.)
Playing with a machete in the woods - unable to open the door
(Metaphor for having power but unable to use it.)
Living behind closed doors - knowing one's family Details
Double yolk egg - two hearts
(A metaphor for treating people with different attitudes, not equal treatment.)
Double yolk egg - one body and two hearts
Twin-chased tongue - speaking two things
Hands holding a birthday peach - reasonable (ceremony)
Hands raised above the head - over the limit
Two-carriage warrior-hard general
Eggplant beaten by frost-deflated
Duckweed on the water-rootless
Gourd on the water- Can't sink to the bottom
(Metaphor of always floating on top and unable to go deep J
Hit a stick on the water - no traces
Searching for the moon under the water - wasted effort
(Metaphor of spending effort, but no effect.)
Throwing stones in the water - testing the depth
Water radish knocking on the gong - every step is short
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(There are fewer and fewer metaphors. )
Water-wet hemp rope - one step at a time
(A metaphor for the situation becoming more and more tense.)
Crystal bottle filled with clear water - inside and out See through
(It means that you can see things clearly at home and outside.
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Putting a raft in the ditch - hard to turn back
Water bamboo mat - famous all over the world
Catching a turtle in a water tank - easy to catch
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Wearing skates on the concrete floor - you can slip away from the tumor
Water drops penetrate the stone - the most important thing is persistence
Buffalo fighting - intrigue
The water goes to the lower place Flow - let nature take its course
Searching for the moon in the water - all in vain
Plugging out hair from the buffalo - not caring
Looking at people on the water - looking down
Refuel in the water - float on top
Search for the moon at the bottom of the water, and reach for the stars in the sky - you can think of it, but you can't do it
Fish in the water tank - Randomly touching
Water radish and beating the golden gong - every step is short
Boiling dumplings in the kettle - there is something in the belly that cannot be poured out
The buffalo ate a firefly ——Understand in my heart
The crazy toad in the puddle——screaming incessantly
The steel bars in the cement pillar——trying hard not to show up
In the water Fishing for the moon - visible, but intangible
Water floods the Dragon King Temple - one family does not recognize the other family
Water enters the gourd - hesitating
Water surface Floating weight - impossible
Water tofu goes into the ash pile - cannot be cleaned up
Gourd on the water - cannot go down
Oil on the water - Frivolous
Plunging into the paddy field - straight back
Gourd in the water - placed on both sides
Boiling stones in water - difficult
The otter guards the fishing ground - the more it guards, the brighter it becomes
When the buffalo carries the tree - it is easy
The buffalo crosses the alley - it cannot turn the corner
Sleep On the reed mat - not afraid of falling to the ground
(Metaphor: no matter which way, not afraid of the other.)
Picking up money in sleep - not a good idea
(A metaphor for thinking well, but not being able to do it.)
Eating fairy peaches in sleep - thinking sweetly
Talking while sleeping - waist does not hurt
(A metaphor for standing aside and making sarcastic remarks.)
Sima Yi broke the Eight Diagrams array - pretending to understand if he doesn't understand
The chief secretary buys meal tickets - whether it's public or private
(A metaphor for distinguishing between public and private.)
Putting plaster on the dead - useless
The dead carrying the coffin - not knowing how to turn the sky
The dead being buried - It's hard to get ahead
Butcher Zhang is dead - he can't eat even-haired pigs
He died inexplicably - a fool
Dead end - back again
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Cut a donkey in a dead end - see where you go
A dead pig is not afraid of being burned by a fire - he will risk it
A dead boy is not afraid of a wolf - he will risk it People
A dead cow pulls a Trojan horse - moving at every turn
An old pigeon that has been dead for three years - all its mouth is left
Catching a cart in a dead end - Zhui But the sky is coming
The dead man has a seal on his lips - nothing to say
(It is a metaphor for the poor rationale J
The old widow whose only son died - No hope
(Metaphor of being helpless or without any hope. )
Dead pigs are not afraid of being scalded by boiling water - risk it all
The Four King Kongs sweep the floor - a great job
Four taels of tofu and half a catty of salt - Xian ( Salty) Hui (stewed)
The Dragon King of the Four Seas uses his swords and weapons - there is water inside and outside
The Disobedient Son lectures on the Sutra of Filial Piety - Hypocrisy
Disobedient Zitu's parents - that's what happened
Qin Hui of the Song Dynasty, Yan Song of the Ming Dynasty - good and good
Song Jiang's military advisor - Yuan (Wu) Yong
p>The job of mending broken pots - looking for trouble; pretending to be an expert
Song San's younger brother - sending (Song) to death (IV)
The face of the funeral ——Old drooping
The mother giving birth threw the trough into the trough--it will kill the child
Garlic destroys onions-cannot do without the spicy taste
A metaphor for daggers Pungent and powerful. Or the means are vicious.
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The fortune teller said something angry - give up a few lives to get rid of it
(Metaphor of risking one's life, at all costs.)
Breaking the plate and beating the bowl again - - Adding Qi to Qi
(Metaphor for being very angry, or not attacking one place.)
Sun Houhou sealed Bi Mawen - I don’t know how big he is. Guan'er
Monkey King went to the Heavenly Palace - made a big fuss
Monkey King went to the Peach Banquet - came uninvited
Monkey King's Golden Cudgel ——Can be big or small
Sun Monkey’s hair——will change
Sun Wukong entered the Bagua furnace—refined and became strong
Sun Wukong went to heaven—forgot I don’t know which rock I jumped out from
The granddaughter wears the second grandma’s shoes - money (front) is tight
Sun Erniang opens a shop - she can’t enter
Sun Erniang Opening a shop - seeking wealth and murder
Sun Erniang opened a hotel - and became confused after drinking
Sun Quan made a plan to recruit relatives - bribed his wife and defeated his troops
Sun Dasheng went to the peach banquet - eating and drinking secretly
Sun Xingzhe got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan and tortured her to the end
Sun Monkey's face - changed whenever he said it
Monkey Sun sits in the world - a bit different
Monkey Sun sits in the Golden Palace - buttocks are unstable
(A lot)
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