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One afternoon, my classmate was bored working in China Construction Bank. A lady in shabby clothes (a psychopath) came to his window and gave him a note asking him to withdraw money.

The note impressively reads "I hereby send Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB". Then there are more than n zeros after the L, and the signature is * * * C.P Central Office * * *.

My classmate wanted to call the police, but when I saw that the woman with mental illness was very serious, I thought it was a bird's business to call security.

Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you have to go to the opposite police station and have the director stamp it. After he seals it, you can withdraw money again. "

The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. This security guard is really unusual. Usually underestimate him a little.

About ten minutes later, the number of customers in line slowly increased, and the woman came back happily, holding a note in her hand and saying, "People say that the procedures are simplified and you can withdraw money directly without the approval of the director."

Hearing this, the students couldn't help but sigh: there are really high-ranking people in the police force, and a "high profile" was sent back.

My classmate and the security guard were both a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall. I was afraid that her mental illness would affect the normal order, so I had to call the supervisor on duty.

The supervisor talked with the female patient and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to sell bread, cakes, food and clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to consult the "ingenious plan", and the supervisor said to the female patient at that time: "We are CCB here, and only by building a house can we withdraw money here. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank to buy clothes and other things, and you have to go to ICBC to withdraw money! "

My classmates really admire you. After all, you are in charge! ! ! !

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After a while, the lady came back with a reply from ICBC: "The people at ABC said that this is ABC, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population. ICBC people say that we are a public bank here. Only the public can take it, but the mother can't! " ! ! ! Call me a bitch and want to withdraw money from a cheap bank.