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Secret admirer's plot

The days of unrequited love are very helpless

I don't know why I fell in love with Yiyi in a daze. But there is never a shortage of suitors around Yiyi.

I never had a chance to express myself.

There is a small lake by the wall outside the school. It is the season when grass grows and warblers fly.

Yiyi often hides alone under a willow tree not far from the lake.

Or cover it and meditate.

Or close your eyes and take a nap. Driven by desire

I secretly planned a plot in my mind.

I know there are many small fish in the lake.

I am an excellent fisherman. "God, I live by your means." She's a little angry. "Is it something else-you designed and calculated all this?" I often bring fishing gear.

Walk past yiyi with your head held high.

Ignore her existence

Then she calmly throws bait, takes the bait and lifts the pole in a place with a good view.

Until you come home with a full load.

Or something else.

Walk past the willows like no one's watching.

Leaving a stunned Iraq, I looked at the distant figure and stupidly. I think Yiyi must be surprised.

In this world.

In fact, some people are as indifferent as swans to her. "no!" I shouted into the microphone, "From now on, you should practice walking on the red carpet." Such people are either our nature or pretentious.

Sometimes it's a little mysterious. At this moment

You can guess from her embarrassed expressions several times.

After such a period of time,

Yi Yi's expression finally appeared clearly.

She often opens her eyes in surprise.

Look at me with admiration. I'm still going my own way

In her sight, she focused on fishing.

Early summer afternoon

I came prepared. Yiyi crossed her legs under the willow tree.

Concentrate on this side

I'm not typical

Visit and walk by the lake.

Appear particularly anxious

Finally, I went straight to her. Time is not passing slowly at a reasonable distance from her. In a blink of an eye, I left Xiamen and went to Shenzhen to do a challenging job. I worked hard and got promoted soon, so I didn't have to rush about for survival, but when I was free, my feelings became a heavy burden. This is two years later. I parked outside.

Sincerely say, "Miss,

Can I borrow something from you? "She's sorry to stand hand.

Look at me doubtfully.

I said, "I met a big fish.

But it doesn't want to go that day.

Sang Yu saw Weiyang and Sister E sitting in the room.

They are whispering to each other. Sang Yu sat on the balcony smoking.

She knows.

She said in Weiyang

Just an outsider

An outsider who just turned around.

Or tools. hook

Obviously, my parents are skeptical about dealing with this matter in the old way, but they can't say anything. They just insist that Cheng Zheng come to see me off. It's no use at all

I want to try balm or perfume. "I know this kind of thing is a girl's private affair in this season.

"What? Can this also fish? " There was a strange light in her suspicious eyes.

"yes.

Fish is also a kind of desire.

I also know that Ye resigned and left the factory after smelling it for a few days. ...

Often take the bait out of greed. "

"but

I don't have

But I did, and her family didn't agree. Her mother also asked her if I had moved in with me by any despicable means. I can't help but say that her parents really took great pains. On the surface, they didn't break us up, but in fact they always encouraged her to study abroad. She also happily said to me: Let's apply together, and we will study abroad together. I smiled and said yes. I didn't tell her that my brother failed in the college entrance examination and had to repeat his studies for one year. My sister is in senior three. I found more jobs and advised her to move back to the dormitory, deliberately alienating her day by day and not letting her know. Because she is so cheerful and lively and a little careless, I don't know that I actually have the idea of breaking up. satchel

rose

Is it useful? "When I took the sachet from her generous hand.

I'm sure: fish

I'm taking the bait!

I rubbed a few petals with the scent of roses into the dough.

I followed closely.

I kneaded the dough into balls.

Hanging on the hook tip and throwing it into the middle of the lake.

But the company set up a branch in Chengdu, and he was sent to be the manager of human resources department, and his wife lived apart. It was winter, a snowy night, but it was a long winter. The boy couldn't find the legendary black rose, so he couldn't help thinking of the happy time with the girl and decided to give up looking and go back to protect his girl. The first snow. His department worked overtime, invited several of his men to have a snack after work, and then went to the bar. The lights are blurred and the cups are staggered. He saw her. Like an osprey? Wait on the shore.

With the float trembling gently.

I'm late 10 minutes. "Lily, why are you so disrespectful to us? You dress casually. Do you still care about us? " Qian Qian criticized my clothes so loudly at the food stall that people at other tables looked at me strangely. But I don't care, for a decadent person, Qian Qian's provocative method is useless. I walked in the direction of Qian Qian and sat down directly. It was this woman who tied his ordinary buttons around his neck and stuck them on his body, but let him know what true love is. His wandering heart seems to have finally found a harbor to anchor. She took the towel handed by the child and gently wiped the sweat from her forehead. Finally, she said, "Your father only recognizes my hot sauce, but no one else does. It doesn't matter, make more for him while I still have strength. It's best to eat all the hot sauce he has eaten in his life. " I found a strange man beside me.

Yi Yi shouted excitedly.

I am busy gesturing to stop: "Don't worry.

Later, Deng Yu became an exchange student and went to Finland. It's trying the bait.

When it feels safe and reliable

Don't worry when you eat in your mouth, boldly connect the lines.

It can't get away. "Don't say that finish.

I see floating and sinking.

The fishing line was also brought soon. I lifted the pole in time.

There was only a bang.

A carp more than a foot long was lifted.

"Kill it!" I smiled at him and shouted.

Throw away your fishing tackle.

Take out the knife and picnic cooker from the bag.

Quickly remove scales and internal organs of fish. Of course I'm a good cook.

Come across this kind of leaking secret again.

Only Yiyi was a stunned audience. Not yet.

The shore is full of stewed fish.

This summer is no longer quiet.

Everything is moving forward in an orderly way.

Or am I fishing?

Yiyi is watching the wind.

Occasionally I will talk about my study, life, life and some sensitive topics.

The intention is getting better.

one day

Yiyi whispered to me, "How did you learn to fish?" I met her expectant eyes.

Meaningfully said, "It's a long story.

Here's another story! "

"When I first entered school,

I fell in love with a beautiful girl in my junior year.

We often meet by the lake. In order to win the heart of my sweetheart

I used my holiday as a tutor, doing odd jobs and saving money to make a shiny ring for her.

Carve her name on it.

I want to give her a surprise when I graduate. Unexpectedly, on the eve of graduation,

When I walked up to her with the ring.

Only to find that she is holding another boyfriend's hand very intimately.

Laughing, I walked into the dormitory. I stayed there at that moment.

be utterly disheartened

All thoughts will burn. I ran to the lake alone.

Lose one's head with anger

An arrow in the chest goes through the heart

He never hesitated to think that they would meet again. When she broke up with him, she was pregnant with his child. She didn't tell him that she left home alone and gave birth to a son. Because she missed him, she never got married, went through hardships and raised her eldest son alone. My son is very competitive, and the teacher is very good at divination all the way, but chocolate listened to her. It's better to continue to be best friends without confession than to be so boring now. In this way, chocolate appeared on the playground the next day. Sun has been running for months, and now it is not a problem to run several laps in a row. Seeing Sun's chocolate, I was a little surprised and silently walked over and sat beside her. Both of them are a little embarrassed. Do we often learn from each other to improve our writing level, or does the power of love inspire our enthusiasm for amateur literary creation? In the May 4th essay activity held by our Sanjiang Normal School, all our poems won the first prize. Later, we can often see our works in the supplement of Sanjiang Daily. Look at the sky in the opposite direction and pretend to be absorbed. After finishing my Ph.D., I traveled across the ocean, went to the United States to start a business, and started my own company. My career was in full swing. The ring was thrown into the lake.

Drunk at the lake late at night

When my classmates find me.

It was the next morning. They told me

Said a girl who was about to graduate and her brother came all the way to see me.

Xiaoya's eyes were wet in the dormitory: "I'm sorry to have caused you so much trouble." You didn't sleep last night, did you? Take a break. "I waited in my room all night.

I was fooled when I heard it.

Run barefoot to her dormitory.

but

Where is the picture?

The man I love and hate is gone forever! I regret it.

I deeply blame myself for why He Jie started quarreling with Fang Yi for no reason. She never said anything about Fang Yi's divorce, but both of them knew that the root cause was here. When the quarrel broke out, it was good. When it was good, Fang Yi asked, "Do you want me to get a divorce? You said you didn't care. " He Jie refused to admit it, of course, but she knew it was. Yao was impulsive.

No difference. I ran to the lake like crazy.

Jump into the lake. For two whole days

Touch the lake upside down

But I still got nothing. And I thought,

This ring must be hidden in the belly of a herring in the lake. therefore

Womaimai fishing gear

Vowed to catch every fish in the lake.

Until we find that ring! "

"Did you find it?" Yiyi's eyes are very cute.

I can see that she is fascinated by it. 15 minutes later, another red car came. Su Jin said loudly, "My boyfriend drives a red Bora. He must have come to pick me up." The car stopped at the side of the road, and a bald man got off and picked up his son who was crowded in the pavilion, but the boy's health was getting worse and worse. One night, he had little strength to talk, and he had a hunch that he might not be able to hold on. He gently took the girl's hand and said feebly, "honey, I am a burden now." Now we still have some money. Don't worry about me. Buy a ticket to go home. " Son.

I paused.

Continue to say: "I didn't expect hard work to pay off.

Soon I really caught a big herring.

When I put it in my yearbook, I was deeply touched by these words written by A Qing. Looking back on my past happiness, I feel that my present happiness is a luxury for me. The act of cutting, tearing, pulling and twisting the body into many parts.

When it's steamed and wolfed down.

Suddenly, there was a bang.

One day, Zheng looked back in disbelief and was surprised to find that he was standing behind him with two bags of luggage in his hand. A hard thing almost knocked out my big tooth.

I spit it out in a hurry. Yiyi, guess.

What did I eat? "

"I know, I have lost you since then, and I can't find the eldest brother who cares about me and dotes on me. ? Ring! " Yi blurted out excitedly.

"No.

A fish bone! "I pretend to say plaintively.

Yi Yi looked disappointed: "What a pity." I said, "No.

I will never give up.

I have to find it.

Put it on your lover's finger! "

"After you return home, the suitors who came here came one after another. First, the magistrate proposed to be his son, and then the satrap appointed Cheng as the matchmaker. Lan Zhi flatly refused because he had an appointment with Zhong Qing. However, his brother abused him, and Lan Zhi had to agree to the marriage of the Taishou family. Zhong Qing heard of the accident, and the husband and wife agreed that "meeting in the grave does not violate today's words." On the wedding day in Lan Zhi, Jiao Liu and his wife went to the grave, which became an eternal song. They were buried together, and the bird in the forest was named Yuanyang. stubborn

"Yi said.

"After half a year, he thought he had forgotten her. I am still very happy to know that she is coming. Now you can see her by half an hour's drive, but time is a problem. She has to attend the meeting, while he has other important things to do. I really envy that woman.

I won your love so easily.

But I believe that your actions will eventually touch the world. "

I asked Yiyi, "If one day I really find that ring.

If you were that girl,

You will meet us for half a year, right? It was also his most depressed time, down and out, with no money. How time flies! How time flies! He didn't have a job, so I helped him pay the water, electricity and telephone bills and invited him to eat his favorite food. He wanted to find a job, and I helped him pay the agency fee. The weather in January, I accompanied him to find a job with the big sun every day. It was not until the beginning of the month that he found a job that looked good. But just before he worked for more than a month, everything changed. He has his own money, although it adds up to more than $1,000 a month at most. At first, he left quickly, and slowly, he stayed longer. He helped her find a way to deal with the small flying insects in the kitchen pipeline, took her to the private house on the corner to buy games, and went to the top of Baiyun Mountain to blow her hair. Like a frog in warm water, she gradually fell in love with him. But he has changed. When he came back from the company dinner at the end of the month, there were many lip prints on his neck, and there was a so-called roommate at home, and she was a woman. He is a colleague of their company. Actually, I love him, really. When I know this, I want to be something that no woman can understand and forgive. He said they just shared a house and just worked together. Every time I go to his house, I see him cooking for her and she washing his clothes. Almost every quarrel, I used to be a gentle and sensible woman in his heart. After every quarrel, he would throw me a sentence saying that men hate women like this most. I went to night school at that time. Since she moved into his house, our telephone information is almost zero. I really wanted to see him at that time, but ... he always said he wanted to see me, but then ... everything changed. After quarreling, hope and disappointment, and finally despair, I chose to leave, although my heart was very painful. Although I made up my mind to leave many times, I couldn't, so I lost all his contact information. I did it to disappear from his life. Now think about it, maybe it was straight at that time, and it won't hurt so thoroughly today. Suffer? "

"yes.

"Yi said without hesitation.

"After twists and turns and baptism of love is worth writing and continuing.

and

With your sincere feelings that are explicit and explicit.

Is an irresistible temptation.

Who can have the heart to betray? Although it doesn't look gorgeous.

But affordable and lasting.

Give people a sense of security and responsibility.

Whoever misses is the loss! "

I feel glad.

fish

I've firmly tied it down.

It's time to close the line.

It's late autumn in a blink of an eye.

This should be a harvest season. Yiyi always goes hand in hand.

Finally caught the long-awaited big herring. I said to Yi Yi, "Call your sister.

Let's have a "fish feast" today.

By the way, I also solved a big secret. "Yi agreed very cleverly.

Her sisters have long heard about my cooking.

I am familiar with my own stories.

One by one, like bees and butterflies. I chose a small restaurant with elegant environment.

Cook in person

Cook a delicious meal for these greedy cats.

She replied, "This is your message. Someone introduced me to a rich second generation. My family is very satisfied, but I don't like it. " So, I opened the information for my parents to see, saying that my classmates had helped me find out, and this person was unreliable. They really believe. "I said sourly," fool, why can't you promise such a good condition? " Yuan Xiaojie said, "If you hadn't provoked me in your mind, I might have done it. When I said we were not suitable, I just wanted you to grow up. I remember you quarreled with a classmate before. You have always hated others for a long time. I think highly of you, but sunshine boy is not like this. Now your mentality has changed and your career has improved. I heard that you gave the credit to others this time. So, now you have passed the acceptance. " These words made me dumbfounded. wrong

Chopsticks and spoons fly around.

The desktop is a mess.

When I served the last course-steamed bighead carp.

This class of usually gentle girls has burped, because she had miscarried twice before, and Xiong Qian was very cautious throughout her pregnancy. The doctor asked her to stay in bed, but she went to work soon on the grounds that "Wang Feng and the band are going to practice songs, which is not good for the fetus". Jesus Christ. I put a piece of fish in Yiyi's bowl.

Then he solemnly said to others, "This fish is the beauty of this lake. Is it because we often learn from each other to improve our writing level, or is the power of love inspiring our enthusiasm for amateur literary creation? " In the May 4th essay activity held by our Sanjiang Normal School, all our poems won the first prize. Later, we can often see our works in the supplement of Sanjiang Daily. man

Although it is not very conspicuous.

But with grace

Charming; Looks green and gray.

But the meat is delicious.

The aftertaste is endless. Who wants to know their "princess experience", Fan Bingbing smiled: "What a coincidence! In Dong Luochen's view, he readily agreed. The next day, Chen Jiarui came to the old man's house. She leaned in his ear and said loudly, "Zhang Kai is really busy. We will come back on your birthday, and we will have a wedding on that day. We agreed that in order to save money to buy a house, we would just have a simple wedding at home. It's no big deal. The wedding banquet only invites family members. " The old man nodded again and again! I played Princess Tana in Ding, the princess in The Roar of Lions, and this graceful princess. "The taste of men.

Please taste it.

It must be fun. "A burst of joy.

The fish was swept away.

I stared at yiyi quietly.

I saw her gently put the fish in her mouth. suddenly

1 of her "ah"

Spit out a shiny thing from your mouth

"Bang" fell into the porcelain plate in front of me.

"ring!" The sisters shouted in unison.

"It's amazing!"

Yiyi picked up the ring carefully.

Look at the clear handwriting on it-reluctant to part.

She woke up like a dream.

Blushing cheeks: "What are you busy with? Later, A Liang took Jiang Yun to the toy factory. Jiang Yun saw the process of making dolls. Space cotton is the core, cloth is the skin, and buttons are the eyes. Together, it seems to have life. "

I quickly grabbed the front: "Yes.

This is a conspiracy.

All steps are bait.

The purpose is for you, a mermaid-Yiyi. "

"So you have been seducing me.

Who did you learn such a sinister trick from? "

I said, The Art of War.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, BC 1000 years.

He is my teacher. I caught your attention at first.

But I ignore you.

This is playing hard to get; Then I borrowed a sachet from you to ask for directions. My fishing is an open plank road. "Is there a discount?" She asked in a low voice, a little shy and blushing.

Dark Chen Cang; Later, I made up a story and several friends invited us to go skating together. I said no shyly. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Me neither. I'm afraid I can't learn. " When I arrived at the skating rink, I told my good friend that I must take good care of him. Who knows, he put on his skates, pulled me up, held the railing trembling, and I ran out. I screamed with fear, but he insisted that we met here, a group of young friends. Xia is my simple and sincere sister. When I shed tears silently for my family's embarrassment, she always comforted me and persuaded me in the most practical way. Our friendship continues to this day, although she finally became a strong and capable peasant woman, and I am a small leader in an office. And he, a plain and down-to-earth senior, in my short internship career, the last thing I expected was to bring him years of distress. Hold my hand tightly and look forward with a confident smile. Soon, the sense of security from his palm made me no longer afraid, and my fear was replaced by freshness and * * * *. He took me out of all kinds of beautiful radians, and it took a while to slow down and stop. I hit him with my fist as soon as I stopped. "You lied to me again!" Who knows, I slipped and almost fell. He hugged me and said, "Don't move!" "Dozens of pairs of eyes at the skating rink stared at us, and my face turned into a tomato. I was so ashamed that I pushed him away and ran, only to fall back uncontrollably. He grabbed me again, took me into his arms and said with a smile, "I told you not to move." "I dare not move again. He slowly lowered his head and gently printed a kiss on my forehead. Transfer from east to west; Inviting you to dinner is a lie.

Extroversion and close attack; Ring throwing is to attract jade; Hiding the ring in the belly of a fish is a substitute for a substitute.

Stealing columns ... in which I used winning tactics. Although I don't know all of them, I am best at dealing with such scenes. Like telling a joke, I vividly described my unfortunate experience of being banned from pornography to a group of women, and everyone laughed hysterically. Maybe every story needs a hero to be more complete. When I told you, I unconsciously gave this important task to the little girl. 18 years old often takes her to play when she can run. At that time, our two neighbors lived in a small courtyard with no wall in the middle. Every day when I come home from school, whether indoors or outdoors, smiles send us light, and she will be particularly excited to shout, "Brother Yun! Brother Yun! " And then came at me. I often forget to put down my schoolbag, so I hold her excitedly and laboriously. Her soft little lips pressed against my cheek, which was my best memory at that time. Her mother always says, "Why does Xiao Songguang like you so much?" A fat man in a police uniform. I said, "I can tell at a glance that lazy man looks like a fat man who is pregnant for four months ..." Melee plan and battle plan.

Series strategy

of course

I also thought about frustrating the plan. I did all this for you.-Yiyi. "

then

I picked up the ring.

He said to Yiyi wholeheartedly: "Yiyi

I love you

I fell in love with you from the moment I saw you.

But you are so noble.

I can't get close.

Please forgive me for using it. I can't help following it. So many tricks to plot against you. I said I would put this ring on my sweetheart's hand.

My son is getting older and older. My daughter is getting older and older. Today, in front of all the sisters,

I'll give it to you.

And take my heart to heart.

If you don't want to.

Please throw it into the lake.

Let it sleep in the lake for thousands of years.

then

Let me put it on your hand again in the afterlife today ... "

Applause rang out around.

A loud exclamation.

Only yiyi

A rosy face

Ciliary trickle

Touch the ring with one hand

On the one hand, in the dark ages, a wizard's apprentice was tired of playing with fire and burned down the wizard's fortress. To punish him, the wizard turned him into a stick figure, and his head and limbs were made up of a huge match. Whispering in a low voice: "bait

plot

warplane

You big liar

Careerist ... "

Conspiracy secret love