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Funny moments of military training in colleges and universities
♂? A serious coach
Our instructor is a serious man, but in the process of military training, some of his behaviors make people laugh.
Salute misunderstanding
When the instructor explained to us how to salute, he personally demonstrated it in order to make us better understand. But his salute posture was so standard that a passing girl mistakenly thought he was saluting her. As a result, the girl shyly bowed her head and hurried by.
Huge "wave line"
In order to keep us unified, the instructor asked us to step on the same place every step. But because some people in our team are tall and others are short, it is inevitable that we will step on different places. The instructor saw this scene and suddenly thought of a way. He asked us to line up according to our height, with tall students standing in front and short students standing behind. As a result, the team became a huge "wavy line", which looked funny.
Strange dishes
The tutor asked us to cook a meal with the only tools and ingredients within the specified time. As a result, the students tried their best to cook all kinds of strange dishes.
Shoe tug of war
Before the game, the coach asked us to choose the right shoes. In order to win, our team specially found several pairs of shoes with deep soles. After the game started, we went all out to try to pull back a game. Just when we were about to win, the shoe print was too deep, which caused a classmate's foot to get stuck and could not be pulled out. Seeing the other team gradually dragging us over, we tried our best to suck the milk and finally pulled our shoes out.
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