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She hid the knife in a smile and cut her mouth.
Compared with poverty, ugliness is nothing.
My advantage is that I dare to admit my mistakes. My weakness is that I will never change.
If I die, please don't be sad for me, and quickly gather seven dragon balls to save me.
6. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. When I was young, I didn't get good grades because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.
7. She is a girl and can shine, while I am a girl and can reflect light.
8. If you like a girl, you must study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.
9. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.
10, only those who have experienced heavy wind and rain know that it is useless to open an umbrella.
1 1, some songs like it after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework turns to the first page and they don't want to write.
12, do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
13, Status quo: I want to live like Bajie, but I am under the pressure like Wukong, but I only have the ability like Friar Sand, and I can still hear the nagging like Tang Priest from time to time.
14, with pimples on her face. I went to the hospital to see a doctor. I found out that dermatology and sexually transmitted diseases are a branch after I hung up the number. It would be a shame to be mistaken for something wrong with me! I thought about it, resolutely took off my pants and proudly walked into the clinic in full view.
15, today, my girlfriend suspected that I was cheating, swept my face and scolded me. I said that none of my other girlfriends suspected me of cheating, so why are you so busy?
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