What riddles or jokes can you share?

When I was a child, I always wanted to save the world when I grew up. Later, I found that the whole world could not save me.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

Girls give boys lunch every day, and two months later ... The boy shyly said to the girl, "Lunch is delicious, I ..." The girl said, "Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time! "

Why does silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)

Why don't white rabbits marry zebras? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

Chocolate fights with tomatoes. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.

What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.

The match was on fire and went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab

How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

A pig said "Come on" and smashed a dish? = => Chocolate

The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

What animal likes to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

Four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What will happen in the end? = => It became an expressway.

One day mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor and bled a lot. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

Why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

Miss, business is bad now. Why? = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

What kind of people can't work at a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slips)

Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => Boys because jiaozi has a foreskin.

People in golden clothes = => shocking (golden) people.

A bee stung on the calendar = = > wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

Here comes a bear. Come prepared (bear comes)

The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet = => It's now or never.

There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

How to make sparrows quiet? = => Give it a pressure (silence)

What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

What do African cannibal leaders eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

An egg ran to Shandong. So what? = => turned into a (salted) egg.

How about an egg homeless? = => became a wild egg.

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How's it going? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

An egg fell into the flower. So what? = => became Hua Dan.

How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => has become a salted egg superman.

Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

Why can't you see God's dick? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it is a hammer.

Why did Chang 'e run to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

Little black, little white, little yellow and little red are flying. Who will get sick? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? = => Eraser (Eraser Difference)

What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Our next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken

Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

What Kirin is the best? = => Ice cream

What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin

The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

In the city or in the country, where does the river run? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

There is a room where pigeons can be hidden. I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk).

How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

Who will help you eat when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, and there was a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves)

Who is the most embarrassing historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

Who is the fastest runner in history? = => Cao Cao

Cars can fly. Please guess a cup of coffee (car flies).

There is a steamed bread in front of me, and I ate a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => It's a false tooth.

Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

Farmers raise 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

A taxi was driving normally on the highway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police want to take a taxi.

What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

What is hard and comfortable to type? = => doze off

What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => newspaper

What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

Best seller? = => Female secretary

The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion lost contact)

Fat people sit in sedan chairs (place names) = => Yugoslavia

Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee loves nets.

Day is better than night (Gai Lou) = => Single-plank Bridge