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What does it mean to be told by a boy that I lack hormones? Two days ago, I said I was cute, and then yesterday I accused him of letting me

I think it's the reason for several fights: in the sentence 1, several fights rummaged through Yameng's pockets, looking for eggs to protect his sweetheart. Yameng blushed and looked like a hug from the side. ◆ In the cartoonNo. 1, after Yameng fell into the pit, several fights were among them, and Yameng just jumped into several fights! No ~ it should be sitting! ◆ In the third sentence, several fighters are holding the last green egg left by Yameng. Yameng accidentally fell down while grabbing before (the two faces were very close before falling, and they were moved by each other at this time), and several fights were pressed on Yameng (close to kissing), and neither of them meant to get up. Later, Nadeshiko appeared, and several fights jumped up ... ◆ The fourth sentence, several fights made Yameng do it. ◆ In the animation 10, Tsukiyomi ikuto accidentally put Sue in the trash can because of a prank. Yameng didn't find Susie, thinking that she would see Susie when she went home. At this time, several people who were fighting appeared and told Yamoussou where it was. ◆ 12 sentence, Yameng got lost at home (road idiot ...) and heard the sound of several pipes. I saw several barrels playing the piano in the park. Then after several fights, Yameng was found. It stopped. Later, I told Yameng: This is a secret between you and me ... In the sentence 18, Doudou said to Wei: I'm not just staring at the lock. Then I glanced at Yameng (also eyeing Yameng ~). Later, when he left, he said to Yameng, "Yameng, goodbye ~ ~" ◆ 21sentence, Yameng almost fell down, and several fights appeared, holding her to save the guardian sweetheart abducted by Ertang. In sentence 23, Doudou saw Yameng looking for a way, so he abandoned his classmate, went forward to show her the way and took him for a while. Meanwhile, Yameng asks about the second class, and Maggie and Xiaolan are telling Yameng, "Embryo or something, adults or something" and "adults?" ..... At this time, several people who were fighting took Yameng's face and said kindly, "By adult, I mean the greatest person in the Resurrection Club ... There must be some trap for you to go ..." Doo Doo was close to Yameng, and it could be seen that Doo Doo cared about Yameng (it should be love to say) ~ ~ (Doo Doo Close-up) "It may be caught and eaten ...". In an instant, Yameng came to her destination, and Ji Du quietly left ... ◆26 words, Ji Du was brave and injured. Yameng heard other people's comments and talked about cats, so she sensitively thought of Jidu and looked for him everywhere. When she saw Ji Du in an alley, she wiped his wound with a handkerchief. Ji Du deliberately said, "It hurts." After hearing tKISS, Yameng was a little flustered, and then several fights took the opportunity to hug Yameng. The distance between them is very close. Like kissing, Yameng was nervous and blushed. Later, several fights were all on Yameng's legs, "with knees as pillows." Doudou tricked Yameng into taking her home by cutting corners, but took Yameng to an amusement park that was about to be demolished. They also sat together in a "coffee cup". Yameng also told Dou about his "external image" (he never told anyone), and Dou said Yameng "You are so strong." Yameng asked him why he didn't play anything, and he said, "It doesn't matter. It's enough to sit here and watch you. " ◆ In "29 Words", Bai challenged Yameng, and in Yameng & In the end, Yameng and Bai put together several times when they released the transformation, carrying a bag of ice cream and saying,&uot, take it to make up for it. &; Uot then hugged Yameng on the spot and said, "How heartless! We are not good enough, can we go to the amusement park for a date in the middle of the night? " (Yameng blushes) Bai says to himself, "What?" ? Opening your mouth and closing your mouth are all Asian dreams! Although so many girls (referring to Yameng) have never been there ... "In the 33rd sentence, Yameng fell into her arms because of carelessness, and then only the world came and ate an ice cream with Yameng in front of only the world. (indirect kissing ~ ~). He said to Wei Shi, "Wei Shi, is that all right?" I ate your favorite vanilla ice cream and yameng. " (PS: Doudou and Yameng both like chocolate ~ ~)◆38 words, Yameng's lock was taken away by the people of the Resurrection Society and taken back by Doudou. Then several buckets approached Yameng with locks (to be precise, they were put on with their fingers), walked beside Yameng, and put their fingers into Yameng's chest. Yameng didn't resist ... (Ah ... I don't know how many buckets have privacy to touch Yameng ... Pia. Where do you want to go! ) Two people entered another time and space through the lock and key. Generation K said in the stargazing hall that the lock and key were slowly approaching. Later, when Doudou returned the lock to Yameng, Yameng asked what happened just now. Doudou watched Yameng for a long time before saying, "Who knows? "49 words, Yameng went home to see several buckets playing the violin, and then Yameng sang along with the voices of several buckets. After that, the violin string was broken, and Ji Du and Yameng went to the violin shop. The owner of the violin shop said that Yameng was Jidu's girlfriend ... 50 words. Before Yameng and others left, Yameng looked at Jidu with his eyes and left. ◆ In 51preview, Yameng and Dudu compete for embryos. Attention, they are looking at each other. In addition, Yameng is so concerned about the information sent by DuDu that she left all the guardians behind ... Yameng is so obsessed with the world, but she is so nervous when she sees DuDu, which shows that she still prefers DuDu! When Doudou heard that the Resurrection Society trapped Yameng in his name, he immediately came to save Yameng. They were all hit by smoke bombs. After the fog cleared, people found that Doudou was holding elegant dreams. I fell down because I was so tired. In the process of falling, I held Yameng tightly in order to protect Yameng! (My hormones! ! ! In 53 words, the secretary said to Yameng, "A new story is about to begin, and [Egg Head Lock] is also related to it." Ya Meng took out [hump lock] and looked at it. It doesn't seem any different. The company said: "your own changes are often difficult to detect, but people who have been observing you should be aware of them." "Later, Ya Meng went home and it rained. She went to the park to shelter from the rain. She slipped in fright and almost fell. She hugged her ~, looked at Yameng and suddenly said, "I feel that you have changed." Yameng suddenly remembered what Si said ... Then Yameng began to recall some fragments about the two people ... In 59 words, Yameng asked for a few fights to go to a white concert (which was always yo ~ ~) but he didn't agree, so Yameng said, "Jidou doesn't know anything at all, stone-headed stubborn guy ~" At this moment, Jidou suddenly approached Yameng, "Is this asking for other people's attitude? "If you say it's sweeter, that's fine" (sweet: kiss) ... Later, the fight got closer and closer, and Yameng had to retreat with a red face ... Later, Yameng left angrily (I was still very happy ~ ~) ◆ Between the lines, Yameng got "good luck", which read: There will be a meteor-like meeting. And several fights of the violin were injected with powerful bad energy, and finally they knelt in the shrine exhausted. As a result, in the end ... Yameng got ready for bed, opened the sheets and closed her eyes, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Just now, he seemed to see a figure on the bed, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw a few fighters (wow, so handsome ... I fell in love with them again ...), sharing a bed with them ... (Yameng is too fierce, sixth-grade students can sleep with other boys, or secretly hide at home. Japanese primary school students are really cool now! Yameng shouted: Is this a meteor encounter? ! So we can see that Grandpa Tiandi in Japan also supported several dreams ... (Applause) ◆65 words, several fights became very weak because of the fiddle tampered by Resurrection Society, and Tsukiyomi ikuto got the Asian dreamer in the chaos ... When Yameng was about to ask clearly, her father came in, and in desperation, Yameng lay in bed and had several fights (covered tightly). Then Yameng always wants to fight when playing with the guardian outside. On the way home at night, I passed by the snapper barbecue shop, and I didn't forget to fight some chocolate lovers (helped him ...). Yameng found that there was no one at home, thinking that it didn't matter if he left, so she opened the closet and put clothes on him. Yameng just hugged him ~ he was very happy to see a few fighting people wake up ~ and then he ate snapper roast, and he was relieved. Some people also say that pervert is Yameng, a person who only giggles and peeks at other people's sleeping patterns. Yameng also said that she didn't giggle, but she was full of energy. So you peeked at the end, and the couples also said that "there is a hunch that it will continue to develop", "the incident of love" and "it has just begun" clearly indicate that Yameng and several people who fight will fall in love in the future. In the 66th sentence, the guardian mentioned "cat-eared man" in the meeting, and Yameng immediately thought of several fights, and then became extremely nervous. After hearing that Wei Shi was a "cat-eared girl", she was relieved, and then miraculously inadvertently raised a few fights, and Yameng was heartbroken at once! On the way to school, Yameng was worried about fighting a few times, so she gave him a few burnt snapper. In a rage, Yameng asked the couples to bake the snapper and hand it to Doudou, but the couples ate it up. Yameng angrily accused them. Later, Yameng said too much about the capital, but she has been reflecting since then. When she got home, she found that all the watches were gone, which was very sad. In the 67th sentence, Zhong Yameng has been depressed because of the disappearance of several fights, which obviously shows that she cares about several fights, and she saw several fights in her dream. Several fighters said to her, "You slept lovelier than you thought." As soon as this sentence was finished, Yameng woke up and was still at school. In the 70th sentence, Yameng originally made chocolate for Wei Shi, but it was lost in the battle. Later, Tsukiyomi ikuto picked up the love chocolate and gave it to him. In other words, Yameng's full love was eaten by him. (It seems to taste like him ~ It seems that Tsukiyomi ikuto was eaten by him after he finished a sentence ~ ~) Hey. I suspect that the author deliberately prevented Yameng from sending chocolate to Wei Shi (applause). In the 74th sentence, Ji Du went to his dream home again. When Yameng woke up in the morning, he said "good morning" to several fighters in the same bed (I'm used to it ~) (and when recalling yesterday's scene, Yameng picked him up and helped him home without saying anything) ... In the evening, they were lying on the same bed again ~ There was a scene in which several fighters held Yameng on the bed, "like a hot water bottle of human flesh" ~ but he still fell on the bed, and Yameng blushed and closed it. I know. It is you. After two seconds, you can see that several fighters are thinking quickly and seriously. As a result, Yameng didn't believe it, hit a few times and said, "I don't like liars." Then Doudou said: Is it like a child crying wolf? "(Children who cry wolf are always lying at ordinary times, but when the wolf really comes, no one believes it. ) So that is to say, although Doudou always likes to make fun of Yameng at ordinary times, there is no public disbelief when telling the truth. There is also a scene in the cartoon: Doudou puts his foot into Yameng's bed, but Yameng opposes it. Doudou also said to him, "Didn't you gently take my temperature yesterday?" In other words, Yameng can accept sharing a bed with Jidou ~ Before they go to bed, Jidou also said, "You should grow up quickly. "I can see that several fights like Yameng very much. I hope Yameng will grow up quickly and understand the meaning of several fights. In the 75th sentence, Bai admitted that Yameng had protected him from several fights. Did you admit your big sister Yameng? In the 76th sentence, Ji Du was controlled by the Resurrection Society to collect bad guys and was injured. Yameng is very concerned about some fights. When discussing with Wei's family, Yameng still believes that Doudou is not a bad person. ◆ In the 77th sentence, Yameng saw several fights (he was injured in the battle with Wei Shi), and several fights lied that he was injured in the back. As a result, he hugged Yameng ~ ~ There were still a few fights left after taking a shower, and Yameng changed clothes and told him not to look. Several buckets face the wall. Yameng saw it and thought: Doudou is not such a bad person! Later, Meng Meng's mother knew about her sleeping together, and Meng Meng and Doudou also defended each other. This is called sharing weal and woe ~ ◆ In the sentence of 8 1, Meng Meng said to everyone with tears, "How is Doudou ……", which shows that she cares about Doudou very much ~◆ The 90th sentence, only the world is about to. In order to get Dudu's attention, I flashed in front of Dudu with my rotating heart instead of attacking Dudu directly (obviously I can't bear to hurt it! If you really like Wei Shi, will you go easy on those who want to kill Wei Shi? ) At the back, several people who were fighting were a little sober because of Tsukiyomi ikuto's words. In the expression of Asian dream, there are only a few fights in his eyes. Even when Wei Shi said that "some words can't be expressed in words", he thought of several dream scenes. Does this mean that Wei Shi discovered the feelings of several dreams? ◆ In OP6, the first appearance is a few fights! Finally, there seems to be a group photo, and Yameng is closer to the plan. In the 93rd sentence, Yameng went to talk to Bai and said to Yameng in a frank and accusatory tone: Isn't there a lot to do? Like fighting a few times. Although I trusted you very much, I fought with you several times, and I haven't heard from you since. The meaning of this sentence is that she has completely admitted her sister-in-law's elegant dream and blamed her for being bad to her brother. In 97 words, Yameng understood the painstaking efforts of several fights, and said with tears: It is so uncomfortable and sad to hurt a person, and his heart will be scarred, so if several fights are to hurt others, he doesn't know how broken and scarred he is. This proves that she fully understands the battle and expresses their touching feelings to the fullest. In 98 words, the guardian met a bad guy, and Yan Yan asked Yameng to save a few planes with them. When he and Rimo were dealing with the bad guys, they said to Yameng, "Several fights are waiting for you." It can be seen that in 99 characters, Yameng cried when he saw Doodle when he was a child, so it's hard to say ... ◆ Between the lines, Yameng and Dia held Doodle for 54 seconds to save Doodle and said, "Doodle, I want to tolerate all your injuries and pains. If you must fight, at least let me ... "Then, I also said. Dia said, "I see, Yameng sauce, this is your answer." Several fighters regained consciousness and called each other's names. Before that, Yameng was very sad to see the memories of several fights. The real love begins ... Yameng turns into an amulet (like a wedding dress), and together they turn into several fights. When I fought several times to protect Yameng, I called her "Your Highness". (Wow, Princess Doo ~) In the words, when Doo saved Ya Meng, Doo said, "Now it's my turn to protect you." Yameng blushed. ◆ In addition to the words, a short paragraph at the end of this episode, several fights kissed Yameng's face, and the dream of fans for many years finally came true! ◆ In the words, when Doudou kissed Yameng, the eyes in the square turned into star eyes, which seemed to be very happy to see this scene. I can see that Fangfang is also very supportive of Ji Meng (and Fangfang's feelings have always been very clever). In the words, Tsukiyomi ikuto gave Ya a picture of Doug, and it seems that Tsukiyomi ikuto can also see Doug's feelings for Ya Meng! ◆ In the words, when Yameng showed the photos sent to Bai, they did not open, but directly appeared. What's going on here? There are two possibilities. The first one is that Yameng switched Doo Doo's picture to a new desktop, which can be seen directly. Another possibility is that Yameng kept looking at Doo Doo's pictures during the white concert, so that it was too late to close there. These two possibilities show how much Yameng likes Doo Doo (and Yameng looks at Doo Doo's photo and her face is slightly red! In the dialogue, Yameng asked Guang what animals he liked and asked him, "What about cute animals like cats?" It shows that Yameng likes cats, but when she thinks of cats, no matter who she is, she will think of fighting ~ ~ ~

bill to order

-No.4, No.26, No.38, No.74, No.3, No.3, No.4, No.3, No.4, No.4, No.3, No.4, No.4, No.4, No.3, No.3, No.4, No.3, No.4, No.4, No.4, No.4, No.4, No.4.

-and 1 set of dreams, in which several dreams are inserted.

-Yameng really wants to know DuDu's heart, and wants to know what he will wish after getting the embryo. It can be seen that Yameng also cares about DuDu.

-Asia dreamed of a few fights, and its heart beat faster.

□ Yameng's family begins with the word "day" (hi, ひ) and Jidu's family begins with the word "month" (month, つき). Everyone knows what the relationship between "day" and "month" is. Moreover, the Japanese should also understand that the "sun" is the sun and the "moon" is the moon, so they suspect that the author is intentional. Also, the first letter of "A" in Amon's & uot A Mu & uot is A, and the first letter of "Ikuto" is I, which together mean "ai" and "love".

□ In the 28th comic book episode, Yameng confessed to several fights, and Yameng got a fright. Yameng still spoiled several fights ~ ~ ~

Several fights were controlled by the black egg in the violin, and he was injured. He told Yameng that he had a chest injury, and Yameng was also very gullible, so he hugged him and fought a few times! ~~

-Ya Meng took a bath with several buckets. Seeing that his bathroom was so small, Dou said, "It must be very crowded for two people to go in." Then Yameng blushed and pushed several buckets into the bathroom.

After taking away the first few kisses, Ya dreamed of the scene before going to bed and said, "What does that mean?"

□ In the theme song, Yameng walked out in the eyes of several fights (that is, Yameng was watched by several fights) and there were several shots holding Yameng, while Yameng and other boys were physically present.

□ In the 38 words in the cartoon, Yameng made several fights and said, "How many fights! How many fights! If you must fight, at least I will hug you tightly, whether it is wound or glory, everything about you ... "

□ Comic 39 Li Yameng lay in her arms for a long time, her face was always red and she said a lot.

The ending song is the guardian sweetheart of Yameng and Doudou (Tsukiyomi ikuto and Xiaolan, Maggie, Su). Tsukiyomi ikuto's vagrancy is the same as before Dudu was arrested by the Resurrection Association. Tsukiyomi ikuto played tricks on Xiaolan, Maggie, Su and Dudu, and played tricks on Yameng. Dudu was saved by Yameng and lived in Yameng's house. Then Tsukiyomi ikuto and Xiaolan Maggie Xiao Si embraced. ...

In the 79th sentence, Yameng recalled that when fighting with him, Heji was sitting in a coffee cup, in front of the coffee cup, blocking him from being wiped out with his body. This shows that Yameng is very concerned about these memories of previous fights. When Yameng and Chihiro were fighting, Yameng murmured, "I really still can't beat Chihiro ..."

In addition to hearts, spades, clubs and diamonds, there is a "moon" in the middle of the dream …

Both Yameng and Ji have naked bellies, and their guardian eggs are all a pattern. Their transformation is also decorated with many ribbons (see amulet heart and black lynx). Yameng and Ji are both lovers' hairstyles, and their hair loves to be lovers' color!

□ The saddest background music in Futarino Kyori's Guarding Sweetheart appeared three times in several dream scenes, suggesting the feelings of several dreams.

□ Yameng was hugged by several fighting princesses the most (animation 18: 2 times, 2 1 word: 2 times, 33 words: 1 time, word: 1 time, cartoon 39 times, 1 time).

□ Animated episode Ria dream and several hugs fighting ~! ! Very loving ~ ~ ~ ~

-In cartoon 43, after several fights told Yameng that she would never meet again, Yameng blushed and said, "So you left your mother alone with several fights just like your father, didn't you?" I ... Me too ... "Meaningful. ...

□ Guardian Sweetheart starts from the drama! After the live-action version of the party, Yameng and Ji leaned together, but looked at them tenderly, without hostility, which was obvious ~

-OP2 [I want to be with you] That sentence, the background is a few fights with Asian Dream Flying. ...

-Comics 27-30 (animation -66, 74-77 words), several fights and Yameng sharing the same bed (pillows are different) (only they have such ambiguous behavior)

□ Comic 43 (animated words) How many times did you fight and kiss Yameng on the cheek (Yameng was only kissed by how many times)

-Chunky lock and Chunky key are a pair (besides, the key is now kept by several buckets), the shape is four-leaf clover, and the flower language is "true love" (wow! Love between Yameng and Jidu! )

□ Guardian Sweetheart Party! In OP 1, when Wei Shi and Ya Meng appear together, the word is: "Trust this kind of mood, pushing us forward behind our backs, it must be like this." Just trust. When Yameng and Doudou appeared together, the sentence was: "You are not alone, I am always by your side." All the time. It means that Dudu and Yameng will never be separated, and Yameng will no longer be lonely because of Dudu's appearance, which means that after two people …

Only Yameng and Ji can transform with more than two guardian sweethearts at the same time.

-two people often have close physical contact, such as hugging and face to face.