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What funny things have happened to you after drinking?
One of the most memorable anecdotes after drinking is that in high school, one of my classmates suddenly said that he wanted to drink on his way back to the dormitory one night because of the pressure of studying near the college entrance examination, so we went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of beer, and two girls sat on the playground drinking beer. My classmate can't drink very well. After three bottles, she began to talk nonsense and started to shake when walking. Seeing this, I quickly helped her to the dormitory. As a result, when passing by the toilet (the toilets in high school are all outdoor), there is a row of trees next to the toilet. She suddenly rushed to the tree and clung to it. She also said, "I live here today. It's cool here." When I saw this, I quickly pulled her, but the drinker was too strong for me to pull, and then she shouted, "I'm not drunk." . . "In the end, many students came to see it, some took pictures and some laughed loudly. Later, I called some roommates to carry her. When she woke up the next day, she had no memory of what happened yesterday. As a result, she was laughed at by the whole class as soon as she entered the classroom. This incident has also become a joke among classmates, and it will inevitably be mentioned at every class reunion, which has become a microcosm of everyone's memories of high school youth. This kind of thing is really common around you, so you must avoid losing your manners after drinking.
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