Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Who taught me to speak some Uighur in Xinjiang?

Who taught me to speak some Uighur in Xinjiang?

Me (man)

You (Zisi)

He (Ukraine)

How are you (bite four Mu Zi)

I'm fine (Naha Yitiya Xi)

Very good (occlusion)

Is there a restaurant nearby?

I want to eat (this is a sign)

Accommodation (dental care)

Shop (Marco Zeng)

What would you like to eat

Eat (horse meat)

How much do you charge?

It's too expensive.

Please help.

Please have tea (just clear)

Please eat (Tamakeyang)

Where to go (that generation)

We're going to (Balmitzi)

Money (Puli)

Driver (hand Phil)

Yes (Sundak)

No (Amais)

Is there (Bamu)

Have a bachelor's degree

No (York)

Do you want it (Alamos)

To (A Le)

Don't (Mai)

How about it (Rob Mudo)

Yes (Baoleduo)

No (buy more bags)

Thank you (hot Ahmad)

Sorry (April, Keso)

It doesn't matter (Kerek Yok)

Can I take pictures? (Abernathy)

What's your phone number? (Tierifeninomu throws his forehead to see Chen Wenjing)

Morning (Aitigan)

At noon (in the west)

Afternoon (to Sitiniconi)

Evening (open west)

South (so what)

Mansaf (Pogue)

Mantou (Manata)

Mixed noodles (romantic)

Barbecue (Chuanfu)

Melon (bitter red)

Boy (Balangzi)

Girl (Kezi)

Man (El)

Woman (Ayale)

There (Ada)

Goodbye (Hao)

No, ask me. Oh ... I majored in Uighur. ...