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The difference between chest patch and bra

A vacuum is necessary. Naked wearing a halter top is happy, and two "chest stickers" properly cover the flower-like nipples, which is not only a respect for tradition, but also a response to human civilization.

In fact, after my consideration, this new fashion in Shanghai rose as early as a few years ago. At that time, the avant-garde model crowd occupied and shared the fun of topless breasts. These Shanghai women, who have a complete golden section, shaved their armpits ten years earlier than society.

As early as twenty years ago, he used a "chest patch" to properly cover his upper body. When they performed the spirits of Gucci, Chanel and Armani on the runway in Shanghai, they inadvertently spread the seeds of future fashion.

At that time, only some Shanghai women returning from abroad agreed with this small circle fashion. After living in the west or the east, all kinds of experiences have made returnees understand that more liberation of the body is not only a physiological need, but also a social aesthetic requirement.

brassiere

It is said that the first bra in the world was invented by an American woman named Fermari. 19 14 One day, in order to become the queen of the Paris ball, Fermari had a whim and made a simple bra with two handkerchiefs and ribbons to support her breasts, which really aroused the strong interest of the participants in the ball. The owner of a tights company bought the patent at a high price. Since then, the bra came out and soon spread widely among women all over the world, becoming one of the necessities of women's health care and body shaping.

Another way of saying this is that as early as 1859, a man named Henry in Brooklyn, new york applied for a patent for his "symmetrical spherical bra", which was regarded as the embryonic form of the bra. 1870, a tailor in Boston also advertised in the newspaper to sell "chest pads" for women with big breasts. At 1907, paul poiret, a French designer who specializes in designing robes, declared, "In the name of freedom, I announced the decline of corsets and the rise of bras." Although I don't know what he designed, he is considered as the inventor of the bra. In the same year, the word "bra" appeared in the American version of Vogue, and bra began to be familiar and accepted by the public.

Description of bust size: Bra model consists of bra size and cup size. Generally speaking, a woman's bust refers to the length of a circle around her breast along her nipple. The size of a bra refers to the lower bust of a woman, that is, the length of the breast around the breast along the root of the woman's breast. Cup size refers to the difference between female bust and lower bust.

For example, if a woman's bust is 85cm and her lower bust is 70cm, then the cup size is 85cm-70cm= 15cm. Generally, cups are represented by capital English letters such as A, B and C.. Every 2.5cm is a grade, with aa at least 7.5cm, A at 10cm, B at 12.5cm, C at 15cm, D at 17.5cm and E at 20cm.. Further up, it is considered to be a special size.

Like the woman mentioned in the above example, the bust is 85cm, the lower bust is 70cm, and the cup size 15cm is C. Therefore, the bra model suitable for her is 70c. As long as the products meet the international standard of bra identification, the models are distinguished in this way.

The true meaning of underwear cups;

A-airport airport (this should be understandable without explanation! )

Hardly (but as you can see, you can hardly breastfeed)

C-can do can be used!

That's fucking great!

Electronic ecstasy is so charming!

F-fake is fake!

G- oh, my god ~ ~ ~ ah!

Horror is terrible.

I can't believe it. It's unbelievable!

J- joke? Is this a joke?

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding?

L -Large is too big!

Monster. ?

Nothing is unique.

The style of the bra is taken from:/

Light and thin style: This style of bra has light red, dark green, light pink, taupe and so on. The fabric is nylon ultra-thin fabric and cotton-like mesh lace. The pattern is jacquard and checkered. Styles include thick lace, full lace cup, various lace-inlaid suspenders and tights, which are suitable for matching pink dresses. It should be noted that if you are attending business negotiations or academic activities, it is not suitable for wearing, because pink means charming, sexy and full of temptation.

Bright color style: the colors are bright sunflower, apricot, apple green, pink and so on. Styles include 3/4 cups, 1/2 cups, magic cups, unpaved lace and so on. There are also silk lace nightdresses and suspenders. Suitable for leisure or travel. Can be matched with all kinds of suspenders, shorts, short skirts, dresses with flash ornaments and thin sandals.

Natural style: This group of styles represents leisure and tranquility. It feels like a relief, and the colors are warm tones of natural objects: bark color, lotus color, sunflower color, linen color, and so on. The pattern is mainly small flowers, not inlaid with colors. The style is half cup bra, thin shoulder strap, steel wire support, with or without padding.