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A collection of 70 insulting sentences with profound connotations
1. I am completely in despair for such a wretched and mentally retarded person like you.
2. Look at the shit you look like, go home and stay there. Don't come out to impress social images. I'm afraid I'll have altitude sickness when I see your face.
3. A guy like you shouldn’t be afraid of ghosts when you go out at night, right? After all, the ghosts were so frightened when they saw your handsome face!
4. Animals look like humans when they wear these clothes. As soon as you put them on, you immediately become an animal. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom. .
5. The wrinkles on your forehead could kill a fly, and you are still pretending to be young.
6. You were so ugly that you hid since you were born. Even your parents dare not see you. Are you still afraid that someone will report you?
7. If a dog bites you, can you bite it back?
8. You are stupid enough! You can tell at a glance that you are a fool!
9. Even if a truck knocks you down in front of me, I will not take you to the hospital! You're wasting oxygen.
10. Don’t always make excuses for your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding and ugly is not unique.
11. Your IQ is the same as your mother’s bust.
12. My heart is not as wide as the sea. When you do something beyond what I can tolerate, I’m sorry, you deserve a beating!
13. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!
14. After seeing you, I finally fully understood what a freak looks like.
15. If I were you, I would have had the urge to commit suicide a long time ago.
16. Girls can be divided into three types according to their appearance: one comes from heaven, one comes from the people, and one comes from the underworld.
17. Congratulations on your return rate exceeding 90%! The return rate exceeded 100%! Oh, you don’t know what the takeback rate is? That’s the vomiting rate after turning around! Congratulations!
18. The earth is really not suitable for you. You should go to the Kingdom of the Brainless. Once there, you might even be able to become the king!
19. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.
20. How strong is your body to support your dirty soul?
21. Madame Curie discovered radium before. I think she discovered you. You are not just out of touch! You are almost struck by thunder!
22. The most terrifying thing in life is that your youth is gone, but the acne on your face is still there.
23. Time is a cruel butcher's knife. It can make something originally beautiful become ugly, and something originally ugly become unsightly!
24. Look at you, look at your back and frighten thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of lions.
25. Look at your thin arms and thin legs, like a frog. You think you are so good-looking. I beg you, just die next to me!
26. If I didn’t care about your mother, you wouldn’t know that I am your father!
27. Just accept your fate! It's not difficult to admit that you are lucky.
28. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world’s understanding of extraterrestrial life!
29. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
30. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be twisted. Swearing words www.marenlu.com
31. Do you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don’t think that you are as white as lard.
32. When I see you as happy as a pussy, I think of your ancestor, the happy little pussy, and you are the abbreviated version.
33. Is there really brain matter in your head? Why do I smell like bean dregs from it?
34. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.
35. They are all foxes in the countryside. You put on sunglasses and apply nail polish and you still want to act like a fairy tale in the city.
36. With how you behave, damn it, I tell you, you pull the big spin, pull the big boy, fight with the mud, and play with the big knife, and you are still the best.
37. It is a scientific research achievement that can remove your stupidity. After success, I can be transferred to the Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately! (www.creditsailing.com)
38. Children, in order to show that you have quality, it is best to be humble and understanding?
39. I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it would be a waste of talent!
40. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so look for it in your workplace. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!
41. With money, you are still as superficial; without money, you can become so cheap.
42. Plant you in a flowerpot so that you can know what a vegetative state is!
43. Self-two is in your heart, because you are two, so you are two. Even if there are all kinds of obstacles and difficulties, you will still be two to the end.
44. You just show off your charms without even reading the elementary school textbook. To put it simply, what you are doing is very vulgar. People like you are the first targets of the anti-pornography and gang crackdowns!
45. Who has never been young? Have you ever been old?
46. If you can’t tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
47. You look so naturally inspiring!
48. Making fun of others without wiping your butt is purely nonsense. Don’t force me to tell you what you mean! That’s two hundred and five plus three eight plus two!
49. Whose dog are you? So ugly! Don't you feel embarrassed? Or are you already used to being ugly?
50. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.
51. I have been observing you for a long time, but I still feel that the earth is not suitable for you. I have a ticket to Mars, give it to you!
52. Comrade parents, do you care about your children? Your son is very lax in his discipline and his thoughts are extremely extreme. I gave him a few words of education, but he would fall out if he said it, and threatened to burn down the Old Summer Palace at my house...
53. The world is big, but you are not as big as you. That piece of mind.
54. Being free and easy is popular nowadays. But you take off your clothes so randomly. You will be misled by others into being an alien!
55. Protect yourself, care for others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
56. Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.
57. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
58. Your humble appearance hides your perverted heart.
59. A group of geese flying south turned their heads and jumped when they saw your face. Look how intimidating you are.
60. You couldn’t get 180 in the exam, but you got 249 in the exam.
61. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.
62. You have a big head like a B, and you are born like a 2B. Even a pig would be ashamed of you.
63. Why do you sit on the stool with your face? Why do you eat with your butt? You said your appearance is against the rules, and even pigs will look down on you.
64. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
65. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being!
66. It takes a lot of courage to live like this, but you actually survived! I admire you to the point of admiration.
67. Do you know the only difference between you and a plate of shit? It’s just that you don’t have a plate.
68. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. That’s where you come from, right?
69. Your stupidity is always so creative.
70. No artificial intelligence can match a natural fool like you. ;
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