Life doesn't have much humor

Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged a little humor for everyone, and everyone was very happy.

Life spits out a little humor (1)

1, I sneezed several times in a row, and I couldn't help thinking: that girl must miss me!

At this time, an old man in the park, who really couldn't stand it, came over and said, young man, you are not afraid of catching a cold without clothes in the morning! ?

2. Go to the barber shop for a haircut after dinner. The boss asked me how to cut it, and it took me a long time to cut it handsome. . .

An aunt who is baking her hair next to her said, don't be so hard on the boss. It is not easy for people to earn some money. . .

I played computer at home yesterday. My aunt on the first floor downstairs asked me to do her a favor. Her keys are at home, and she can't go back.

Let me climb to her house and open the door. I climbed three or two times and helped her open the door. After that, she kept praising me: the young man is so agile and climbs the stairs too fast.

I saw her decorating security window today.

4、? Grandpa, I will cancel the rent next month. ?

? Why?

? This place is too far away to be convenient. ?

? Oh, by the way, there is no entertainment place here, and there is no place to buy toilet paper at night. ?

Life spits humor (2) 1. I was cleaning just now. There is a piece of paper in the corner. I can't sweep it off, so I'll pick it up. Just when the boss saw me chewing gum, he directly said, Xiao Wang, what did you pick up there to eat?

2. Brother: Where is it? Are you doing anything on Sunday?

Me: Is everything okay? What happened?

Brother: Well, I have a beautiful woman here, and I want you to help me stay with her for a day on Sunday!

Me: I'm fine!

After a while, my brother left my six-year-old daughter for me and went out to work. . .

I sprained my ankle today and walked with a limp.

When I went upstairs, I heard a primary school girl behind me say, It's better to stay in the city. You can go to school with polio, but you can't go to school here. ?

4. I took a pair of safety pants and wore a skirt online in summer. When the goods arrived, my colleague's elder sister asked me: What did you buy?

I said: safety pants.

My colleague's sister is brain-dead. Ask me: aren't you pregnant?

One day, I went to work, and on the way, my stomach was unbearable.

Go to WC, turn around and find an old toilet in an alley.

I strode in. At this time, I was stopped by an aunt and said, charge. ?

Me:? Is there a charge for such a broken toilet?

Aunt: No charge? What we eat.

I petrified in an instant.

Life spits out little humor (3) 1. I went shopping with my wife today, and I plan to buy a box of Mr. Du's. It took me a long time to find it, took a box and threw it into the shopping cart pushed by my wife, shouting: this is it!

As a result, I looked up and a strange girl looked at me in horror!

The boss is a heavy smoker. The proprietress wouldn't let him smoke. The boss is afraid of his daughter-in-law and dares not smoke in public. Every time he smokes, he makes me watch him. Today seems like a long day. When the proprietress came back, I coughed loudly outside the office.

Then the proprietress rushed at me, slapped me and said, I've put up with you for a long time. Please flirt with me again.

3, the snowy road is not easy to walk, just to see an old man fall, hurry to help, slipped to his side, and kicked him out at the moment of falling. . . Hey, grandpa. You won't mistake me. . .

4, drinking with my buddies, talking about my ex-girlfriend, I said: Although I couldn't be with her in the end, I can proudly say that I am the man who slept with her! ?

The elder brothers hesitated and said:? Actually, we're almost the same. ?

I'm surprised: Nani?

? Don't get me wrong, I'm the man she slept with. ?

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