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My parents buy me a water storage tank every year. I buy any zodiac sign. For example, in the year of the pig, I buy pigs, in the year of the ox, I buy cows. In 2008, the Year of the Rat, they bought me a Hallokity cat.
I fainted (they don't know hallo kity cat)
Me: This year is the Year of the Rat. Why buy a cat?
Mom: A cat? Isn't that a mouse?
Me: Where do you see it looks like a mouse? I bought a cat in the Year of Rat. . . You are so talented.
Dad: I see it has a beard? So I thought it was a mouse.
Me: You have a beard, but you are not a mouse. Besides, cats have beards. . .
The whole family laughed hysterically.
(It's true)
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