rich joke

1, a meteor streaked across the night sky, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

2. A restaurant opened. A said: I have a VIP card and I can get a 20% discount. B said: I can get a 50% discount if I know my boss well. C said: I don't have a VIP card, I'm not familiar with my boss, and I have no money. After dinner, they gave me a' fracture'.

3, buy a computer, do nothing, install some fighting software, give the administrator full authority, and allow automatic upgrade, and then connect a big monitor to hang on the wall as a fish tank to watch them fight.

4. Due to the cold weather and lack of electricity in the north, it is necessary to urgently collect a group of handsome men and beautiful women with sufficient electricity to go to the north for emergency discharge. Anyone who receives this information, please report to the power bureau within three days. In order to prevent mistakes, please test yourself first: for the discharge of the opposite sex around you, it is qualified to electrocute more than three people.

Before going to bed, I warned my girlfriend that it would be easy to wake up if there was a little movement, and asked her to pay attention when sleeping. When I got up this morning, I suddenly found myself covered with words: "Look, you didn't wake up at all!" " ""that's not how I woke up! " "Who is sb kidding! " ……