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The handwriting of the female doctor is too sloppy, so let a man check the B-ultrasound. After a long time, the man turned around and said, I have searched all over the hospital and I haven't found out where Shisanchao is. Female doctor laughs: it's B-ultrasound! Not 13 super! Male nu way: Your B is too wide!

In the composition class, the teacher asked the pupils to write a composition entitled "My Dog", with no less than 150 words.

Little Tommy thought for a moment and began to write, "I have a dog. I call it Bobby. I like this dog, it is black all over, only the head and neck are white ... "Tommy stopped to count, but the number of words is still far from enough. He scratched his head, thought for a few minutes, and then continued to write, "I take Bobby for a walk in the park every day, so I won't take him out when it rains." He looked at it, but the number of words was still far from enough. He sighed and wrote, "I often give Bobby a bath. It likes to take a bath, and I like to give it a bath. " He stopped to count, but there were still not enough words. He was so anxious that he scratched his scalp, looking at the ceiling and the blackboard for a while. After thinking about it, he continued to write: "Bobby likes candy. I often feed it sugar, but sometimes there is no sugar at home, so I don't give it food ... "Little Tommy racked his brains and couldn't think of anything anymore. He put down his pen, paused for a long time, and an idea suddenly flashed through his mind. So he smiled and wrote quickly: "When I wanted to call Bobby, I shouted,' Bobby!'" "If it doesn't come, I'll call again:' Bobby! Bobby. Bobby! If you don't come, I will shout:' Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby ...' "When I wrote this, little Tommy counted it, as if two words were missing. He did not hesitate to add another word "Bobby" to the signature at the end of the paper, which is exactly 150. Little Tommy was relieved. He handed in his paper and whistled home.

A company employee was promoted to supervisor and soon got a female colleague pregnant. The small supervisor has a wife for a long time, afraid that her wife will know, and let the female colleague quickly abort the child, but the female colleague insists on giving birth to the child. Helpless, the small supervisor asked her to go back to her hometown in the northwest.

The female colleague said, how can I inform you when the child is born? The small supervisor said: this is easy. After the baby is born, you can send me a postcard and write it on it, Lamian Noodles, Shaanxi. Do it. In the future, I will send you living expenses on time.

Ten months just expired. One afternoon, when the small supervisor came home, his wife handed him a postcard saying it was from Shaanxi.

The little supervisor quietly took the postcard. But when he saw the above words, he immediately foamed and fainted, and his wife immediately dialed 120.

In the emergency room, the doctor asked his wife, let's examine your husband.