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Do most cats like to cheat?
My home is in the countryside, and there is a big yard, so there are mice. Finally, how many mice came into my bedroom. Upstairs, MengMeng looked at me. I was just about to kill it and run away. I don't know where I have been until now. So I can only raise two cats in desperation. I'm glad these two cats are here. Few mice were caught, but there was no shortage of food at home. I think they steal more food than mice. I remember the fried chicken pieces I bought at home that day and put them on the stove. I haven't eaten yet. As a result, two kittens sneaked into the house and put them on the stove to eat. When I heard a noise there, I went to have a look. A kitten is swishing outside. Besides, she has been biting the chicken rack in her mouth and can't let it go. She still looked down at me as if you were hitting me. This chicken rack is mine. I was so angry that I just threw it out.
It is really pleasing to have an obedient kitten at home, and it is really annoying to have such a naughty cat at home. Therefore, in the future, you must train well to raise kittens.
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