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I took IELTS twice, and failed in oral English every time. My listening comprehension was too poor to understand the examiner's questions.

Depressed ~ Do you know what I think of your problems here? Because I'm on fire now, so evil IELTS! Yes ~ I want to die! ! ! I want to say that your situation is exactly the same as mine last year. I dropped out of high school last year and directly enrolled in IELTS class. Foreign teacher 1VS 1 where is it like you? I signed up for three VIP classes of IELTS global students, and I feel bad about my RMB! I just listened ... which means all kinds of blows. Let's talk to you here. ...

What was my level last year? IELTS speaking is completely dumb, but I haven't improved after a few days of classes. When the oral English teacher (from China) asked questions, the other two students answered them well. Every time I am asked, my eyes are wide open ... and my mind is blank. I don't like your communication with foreign teachers. I really felt bad at that time. I didn't expect me to be so bad. I watched it in class. ...

Listening ... not to mention. My weakness ... is still my weakness. It can be said that a month ago, I was at your level, and Section 1 was only for three ... as for now, I have been practicing for more than half a month, almost S 1 can guarantee at least half. Moreover, S 1 can understand everything, only in. Still lack of exercise. I want to practice for another half month. I must make sure that there are at least eight students in S 1. I have been in England for more than a month, and now I am taking a language class. If I want to say anything, it is to help me adapt to the environment and life in Britain at most. Listening and speaking are helpful, but they have nothing to do with IELTS ... this is my most speechless place. In addition, I transferred to IELTS class with the school administrator some time ago. After two days, I changed classes directly ... This IELTS class is just forcing you to commit suicide ... It's totally different from China. First of all, it is taught in English, and the teacher doesn't treat you as an international student. You speak too fast, and I don't even know where to tune the abnormal questions in IELTS listening ... this completely blows your confidence. Reading makes your head explode. This is a super bad class ... I can't go on, just transfer to the general English class.

Let's talk about this listening. It's almost 7 o'clock in the evening in England, and I was doing intensive listening in Cambridge the other day. But since I finished reading Lu Wang's meager work yesterday ... I can hardly laugh or cry. I want to cry because I have been practicing listening hard for more than half a month and actually used the wrong method ... which is also recommended by everyone ... I listened to a sentence and wrote a sentence, pausing several times ... It's ridiculous to think about it now. Isn't that equivalent to listening to words and breaking down all the sentences ... but I can't ... I can't understand it.

I want to laugh, because I really collapsed when I saw my meager Lulu resurrected. I took part in her oral class before, but I didn't take part in that four-day listening class ... now my intestines are regretful! ! ! Really, everyone says her method works! ! ! There are so many great gods in her meager strength that she broke through in a short time. Some are 4.5 points, running 6 points or 6.5 points a month ... and another is 5.5 points. According to Lulu's method, they jumped to 7.5 in 10 day ... I just admire these people ... but they all say it's true. Her devil training really worked miracles ... but it was really a painful process ... but looking back on these days, I practiced hard ... I didn't make such a big breakthrough because I didn't find the right method. June 14/30, I took the IELTS test in England ... I'm not afraid of your jokes ... I came to England to attend high school ... I interviewed two schools a few days ago, and I especially liked one school. I have passed the interview ... (Haha ... despite my poor English, I passed the interview ... all kinds of skills ... even want to laugh when I think about it ... The headmaster must think my level is quite good ... Haha ...) The headmaster asked me to give me CAS and Offer as long as I got the report card with a total score of 6 in IELTS. So I burn my eyebrows now. . .

Tell me about the hearing that you and I are worried about. I guarantee that your question is the same as mine. The problem of vocabulary. If you have a certain vocabulary, it is impossible to hear three words in the first part. I just learned IELTS at that time, and I felt that the first part was all about gobbledygook ... I didn't understand it at all ... except good morning. . . Ha ha. . . Really, I didn't lie to you at all. Now I can understand almost every sentence in the first part, which is related to my intensive listening for half a month. Although that method is wrong, I paid 100% of my efforts and only got 100% in return ... the efficiency is extremely low ... and if I can understand everything, why can I be half right? The reason is spelling. . . I know, but I'm not sensitive to words and slow to respond to numbers ... I'm depressed ... so my next plan is to find two days to attack numbers.

I just went online and disturbed my friends in China ... I asked him to take a photo of Mr. Lu Wang's listening corpus with his mobile phone ... and then sent it to me ... Alas ... I can't afford to be hurt ... I only brought 807 listening vocabulary when I came to England ... but it is also useful ... It's all confidential scenes ... I listened to it for half a month. I used to walk to school by bus ... just to listen to the vocabulary of that book. Now we can't say that we have mastered at least three-quarters of the vocabulary. After dictating the vocabulary of 807, I found that I was in 807 many times when I was doing Cambridge, but I still couldn't write it down, I just didn't master it. Everyone recommends Lulu's anthology. My friends in China will have to send it to me in the middle of the night, because I am in no hurry to surf the Internet ...! ! Entangled to death ...

I also took IELTS twice. How to put it, the first time was after a VIP class of tens of thousands of people ... I took the IELTS test after playing for a month unconsciously ... I got 5 points for everything except writing 5.5 ... I was so lucky that day ... I read an article the night before the test and just finished reading it the next day ... I have to say I was very lucky ... I never took the listening test when I taught myself to Cambridge before the test. Four ... The appearance of 4.5 ... I didn't know how to play it to the extreme that day ... In short, IELTS was very lucky ... And one was my second IELTS ... Hey ... I regret to say ... After I passed the exam for the first time ... I didn't touch IELTS ... I played all kinds of games ... The second time was 5.5 except reading ... I never tried to memorize this vocabulary. ... no words, no vocabulary ... Don't think about anything else ... You can't rely on skills to eat ... Only when you completely combine skills on the basis of a good vocabulary will it work ... Otherwise, it is impossible ... I ... now all kinds of vocabulary. ....

I hate this passive study ... after taking the IELTS test, I must become more active. I must insist on reading newspapers every day ... listening to BBC every day ... or I will be killed by IELTS every time ... I can't stand forcing myself to do so many things every day. ....

It seems that you are not in a hurry to go abroad. I don't know when you will go abroad. Anyway, I think ... you will be forced to open your eyes and close your eyes every day like me ... Unless you go to an ordinary school, you don't have high requirements for IELTS scores ... Anyway, since you decide to go abroad, you have to study in a good school ... Well, you must have a good IELTS score to study in a good school. .........

Don't worry too much ... I don't have enough time now ... so I'm in a hurry ... I used to be relaxed when I studied ... When I finished my studies and exams, I was even more relaxed ... I didn't even look like a student ... I ate and slept every day ... I woke up and played for so long ... Now I'm on fire ... Hey. ......

If you have enough time ... I suggest you spend one month memorizing listening vocabulary first, and recommend Lu Wang's 807. It's easy to finish reading that book in a month ... and you'll be familiar with it in half a month. But I'm not skilled yet ... so I have to practice now. The reason why you can't understand the examiner's questions in spoken English comes down to your poor hearing ... I remember the first time I took the oral exam, I threw six pardons to the examiner ... haha laughed ... I can only say two at most. Three words ... I doubled them ... vocabulary is the basis of listening. Believe me, this is right ... If you force yourself to listen to such a difficult listening without memorizing listening vocabulary now, it will only drive you crazy and only hurt yourself ... So I suggest you master vocabulary first ... I bought 807 ... If you want to buy it, you should buy Lu Wang's listening corpus. It's a new version, a little more comprehensive than 807, adding many methods. Double spelling, practice with numbers. By the way, I haven't told you about teacher Lulu's devil training ... haha. Anyway, everyone posted photos on her blog ... My hands were swollen during dictation ... Another classmate almost laughed at me with a direct sentence ... The original words were like this: I have to have breakfast to listen to Lulu's real corpus. God, I almost jumped in front of the draft paper! Too hard! Both brains and hands! . . . Ha ha. . . I saw it last night. Only to find that all this happened like this. . . Um ... . Closer to home, Lulu's Devil Training: Corpus 6, 7 and 9 of 20 1 version are dictated horizontally for three times, and the accuracy of 100% is achieved. The second chapter of crazy practice with bad numbers+devil's follow-up (this is an ultra-fast article with an accent, saying sword1. . This is all their experience. . . )+dot and plural, listening, speaking and writing. Combine these three methods. Seemingly simple and clear, it is actually a huge project! ! ! Focus on persistence! ! ! So, IELTS, if you don't hit it, it will kill you! ! ! I'm being played around by it now! ! ! So I swear! I'm going to play it to death one day! ! !

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All right. . . Talking to you is equivalent to venting. I also give you some advice. Come on! I continue to study IELTS. . . In order to meet the exam in half a month ~ ~ I have asked my friends in China to burn high incense for me. I wish them a smooth college entrance examination and IELTS pass ~~ 6 points ~ ~ ~

Bless you ~ ~ bless me ~ ~ ∩ _ ∩