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How miserable can a person be?
The worst person I have ever seen was an old principal who took special care of me. Some people may say, how miserable can it be to be a principal and get a salary? His misery is a joke, but when he smiles, tears will flow down unknowingly.
He encountered the worst things in life: losing his father when he was young, losing his wife when he was middle-aged, and losing his son when he was old. The key is that both of his parents died when he was young, and his two sons died in their 30s when he was old. It was miserable enough for a man with white hair to give away a man with black hair. Two young and beautiful widows and daughters-in-law, neither of them are fuel-efficient lamps, that one is fancy! Just piss his wife to death.
The old principal’s nominal surname is Niu, but few people can tell clearly what his real surname is. When the old principal was seven or eight years old, his father died of illness. His mother took him to remarry, and the mother and son were not welcomed because of their profanity. Often subjected to domestic violence. Later, his mother took him to two more houses. When he was beaten severely by his stepfather, his mother committed suicide by taking poison. The old principal has been an orphan since then. He was alone because he was young when his mother took him out. He didn't know where his hometown was and had nowhere to go. He slept alone in a cemetery or a ruined temple at the end of the village. During the day, I peeped outside private schools and schools, and actually learned a lot of culture secretly. The teacher once organized an exam and deliberately asked the old principal to participate, and he actually came first.
The village party secretary took pity on him and heard that he was smart and studious, so he recommended him to go to Gengdu University. After graduation, I became a public teacher. Then they got married, had children, got married, and lived a stable life for more than ten years. Not long after, my wife went crazy for some unknown reason. Apart from her husband and children, she is loved like a treasure. If he saw any woman saying a word to the old principal, he would immediately rush over and scratch her. Swearing was a compulsory course every day. He would bang the basin and scold, slap his thighs and scold. When he got angry, he would also throw bricks and stones, often injuring people. Students watching the excitement.
Just like that, the influence was so bad that the old principal was dismissed from his position. The crazy wife scolded him for a few more years, ran away, and died outside not long after. From then on, the old principal and his two sons depended on each other. The two sons are handsome, and their father was a principal, so he married two daughters-in-law who are the best of the best. The son has married a wife, and it is time for the old principal to retire. But without warning, the eldest son died of liver disease in his 30s. Just two years later, the second son also suffered from the same disease and died at the age of 28.
The two young and beautiful daughters-in-law were kept in check when their son was alive. Now that they are free of restraints, they are doing wild cats and dogs under the nose of the old principal. The old principal wanted his two daughters-in-law to remarry, and the two daughters-in-law wanted to get real estate. He asked the old principal to sell the house, give the money to his daughters-in-law, and then make the change.
As soon as the house was sold, the old principal lost his home. Therefore, I still live under the same roof with my daughters-in-law, listening to filthy words and sounds every night, looking forward to the next dawn.
Today's old principal spends all day drinking, is slovenly, drunk, and has no goal in life, and he becomes a zombie.
Netizen 2: There is a family not far from my husband’s house who is in a very miserable situation. On a sunny day in June, suddenly there was a thunder in the sky, and a fireball fell from the sky and went straight through his house. Suddenly, the fire shot into the sky, and the house was completely burned. What is puzzling is that among the hundreds of families in the village, his family was the only one to lose fire.
That’s not all, the worse is yet to come.
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