Happy and humorous classic jokes

When a person is in a bad mood, what humorous words can make him/her happy? Below I will share some humorous sentences that make people happy. Come and enjoy wit

When a person is in a bad mood, what humorous words can make him/her happy? Below I will share some humorous sentences that make people happy. Come and enjoy with me.

1. You are mean to me, and you expect me to speak softly to you, don't you? Oh, illusion.

Please don't be nice to girls you don't like. If you can't bear the pain, please don't pretend at the beginning.

Please remember your attitude towards me now, and one day you will repay me twice.

Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, but my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

Take off your pants when farting, walk a few steps, and be jealous when you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

I'm possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll fight with you.

7. A big bowl of tomato, egg, soy sauce, three ingredients of chicken soup, no chopped green onion and garlic knife noodles!

8. "I can change what you like about me."

9. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than pay. Even if I met someone who had a crush on me, I just shook my head.

10. The cleverest emotional investment skill is to give timely help, not icing on the cake.

1 1. Not the end of the road, but a turn.

12. In fact, the girl who cried out to be a single aristocrat was protected by a group of spare tires.

13. "Do you like meat?" "Of course!" "Great, so you like me 100%!"

14. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and laugh foolishly.

15. Teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation. I have feelings! Can we not pay it?

16. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.

17. "Don't give up pursuing your dreams." "Don't worry, as long as I can continue to sleep, I won't get up easily."

18. Baidu can't find you. I'm going to sogou.

19. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

20. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

2 1. My room is a mess, so please call me Piao.

22. I want to be a shining mental patient in your life.

23. Being teased when you are angry is a very self-respecting thing.

24. Be a strong woman. Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

25. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning. I feel cute!

Happy and humorous sentences 1. Baidu asked how rice won the first place. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

You hang yourself and I'll pass the rope. You drink the medicine and I'll pass the bottle. You jump off a building, and I wave goodbye to you with a handkerchief.

3. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die if it bleeds for a week.

To tell you the truth, I really envy your panel. How can it be maintained so thick?

5. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

6. I used to shoot very well, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues simply said: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.

8. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

9. Don't drink Telunsu while playing cards. Telunsu can lose!

10. Every time I receive a reply of "Hehe" and "Hahahaha" in chat, I really want to run to the other person's computer and dig his "H" button for him.

1 1. My heart is not a bus. I can sit down if there is a vacancy.

12. Who said that girls should be soft and weak? Labor and capital are Mulan in 2 1 century.

13. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice,

14. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

15. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat, so you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

Funny joke 1. You and San Xiao are going to jump off a building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

2. Modern women's three defenses-fire prevention, theft prevention and small three defenses.

I hate reading books and going to work when I am sleeping soundly.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

Yes, I am a bitch, but do you have the capital?

6. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

7. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

8. Secret protection: primary school teacher: Xiaowangba middle school teacher: Zhongwangba University teacher: Dawangba,

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

10. The most embarrassing thing when I was a child was kissing my parents while watching TV.

Someone who makes people happy with humorous sentences.