It's funny to refuse other people's confession.

1, how far are you going? 2. Look! The ash machine has passed. 3. You are so cute. (You are so naive) 4. You are not my type. 5. Do you want to see me unhappy? 6. You can find something better than me. 7. I already have someone I like. I don't think I can give you what you want. 9. I have always regarded you as my brother or younger brother. 10, I think we are more suitable to be friends! 1 1. Mom, this swan doesn't like lazy toads, okay? 12, I think we should be friends. 13, I feel your sincerity, thank you for your sincerity. 14, I hate you as soon as I see you. 15, I don't think I'm really suitable for you. (I don't like you at all) 16. The purest feeling: in my heart, you are like a sister. 17, if I had known earlier. (It will make you realize it earlier) 18. I study very hard (my career is very heavy) and have no plans to have a boyfriend. 19, I can't shift gears. Although the reason is not good, it is enough to stop you. If only we had known each other earlier. (Maybe you will realize it earlier) 2 1. Do you have money with you? Don't bother me without money. I don't want money. 22. You embarrassed me. I can't force myself to say the answer I don't want to say. I am not fit to be a lover. Nonsense, no one is fit to be your lover. I am relaxed and comfortable with you, but there is no electricity between us. 25. Actually, I wanted to tell you this, but I can't lie under any circumstances. Don't worry, we can be friends first. You can find a boyfriend at this time. I can drive your motorcycle. Riding a motorcycle is very convenient. Poor boy, no car dares to pick me up. My family will not accept you. Leave me alone. I have a man, but no one agrees. 29. You meet the standard of being a friend, but you don't meet the standard of my boyfriend. What I want is a plain and ordinary feeling, and a high-profile plot doesn't suit me. 3 1, but I will remember your tenderness. (lover! It's no use being gentle, but you need money. Meeting you always reminds me of my childhood happiness. (It feels like menstruation meets his brother) 33. I'm not completely sure how I feel, and I don't want to start a relationship in a hurry. 34, feelings can not be forced, I have my own things to do, forgive me for not agreeing to accompany you. 35. The most ridiculous and shocking thing: Want to associate with me? Oh, let me ask my husband's opinion first! In fact, I have never had the courage to accept you. You are scared to death. Where did you get the courage? I also hope you will work harder and don't give up on yourself. One day you will get your own happiness! 38. However, this is very strange, really strange. You ugly bastard, you still want to eat swan meat. ) 39. It always seems awkward and uncomfortable to be confessed by someone you don't like, so how would you refuse? I really don't like you. Nothing you say will help. How can you understand what I mean? I just have no feelings for you. Do you know how obscene you are? I'm really sorry, I can't eat when I see you, so please don't appear in my sight again. 42, hypocrisy: I have never met such an excellent person as you, love me, I cherish it, and hope to have you for a lifetime. Just love you, in the long life, feelings are getting richer and richer, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I have your family forever? ? Maybe it will last longer. 43. Absurdity: In fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to drown the earth. It's even impossible to reach the moon. What's more, you said you pursued me, why not? But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if I could meet you hundreds of millions of light-years ago. Waiting, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude. It's funny to refuse other people's confession. 2 How to humorously refuse others' confession? 1. How to humorously refuse others' confession? I have a secret to tell you. In fact, you already know, and I know that I know you best, and your decision is quite correct. Although I have known this for a long time, since you have the courage to confess today, I don't need to keep the secret in my heart. In fact, you are a fool, but I have never made it public. Answer: I also have a secret to tell you. Actually, I already know, and you know it. As the saying goes: rotten fish find rotten shrimp, and hooligans play. My child is not just stupid. If you look closely, you will find that I am stupid and helpless. I'm more confident to tell you. 2. Call each other brothers. Do you like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! It's been so long, why didn't you ask me and say my gender wrong? You don't care much about me. After being a boy for so many years, I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Dude, good for you. Answer: fuck, you are a man, then I won't be so restrained. Damn it, you told me, I dare not go to the bathroom with you. Let's take a shower together, man. 3, out of thin air, my kitten was sick today, and I didn't have lunch. In the evening, I'm going to accompany him and chat with him. Yesterday, my puppy was very angry because I didn't hug him. I'm going to comfort it tonight. So feed the kitten and hold the puppy at night. By the way, I accidentally stepped on an ant yesterday. I have no time to accompany you tonight. I must pray for ants. Answer: I have no time to pray for you at night. After this confession exercise, I will go to Xiaoli to confess, marry Cui Hua, spend the night with Barbara and have an abortion with Furong. 4, whimsical method In fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth. It is not impossible for the milky way to flood the earth. You can even reach for the moon, not to mention that you said you were pursuing me. You don't say! But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if we can meet you hundreds of millions of light-years away. You wait, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude. Answer: ok, dear, I am satisfied with your words, and I am not in a hurry. I will take a trip to Nami's Nemesis Brigade first, then go to Martians for a barbecue, and take Halley's comet to Neptune for a sauna in the evening. If you can't wait, go to bed first. How to refuse others' confession 1. I like you very much, but I don't love you. This is the most direct and euphemistic sentence of refusing to express one's feelings, which is used by the most people, so that the feelings of the other party can be taken into account, and he will not be too embarrassed, and he can explain his views clearly. Let's be friends. You are my very important friend, so he will be happy to accept it. I am very happy to be with you, but I have always regarded you as a friend. Sometimes, you will worry that if you refuse, even your friends will not be able to do it, and then you will be ambiguous and embarrassed to refuse, making the other person feel uncomfortable and unable to guess your mind. So if you attach great importance to love and friendship, you must make it clear, so that the other party will treat you as a friend. I think I can't give you anything. If you are sure that you don't want to associate with him and don't value his friendship, then you can make it clear directly. It is inappropriate to be perfunctory and silent, which will only make him feel that there is still a chance. I don't know how I feel yet. I don't want to start a relationship casually. This sentence is a very implicit answer, but it is also the least lethal. If you really think he is good, but you don't know how you feel about him, maybe you will feel it after a long time of contact, so it's good to say so. But if you don't want to struggle, this sentence is completely counterproductive, unless you just want to have fun. 5. I feel that my personality doesn't match you. Some people will present confession as a surprise and accident, just like a movie, and then two people will be happy together. However, in reality, if someone does this to you, I think most people will feel helpless and more flustered than moved. If you don't like him like this, just say so. I'm not that high-profile The way to refuse confession is 1, and colleagues confess. Everyone works in the same company. No matter whether the other party's confession is successful or not, you still need to work together and cooperate together. For the other party's refusal, you must master certain methods and refuse without offending the other party. You can excuse yourself that you already have a lover, you can excuse yourself that you are ready to get married, and so on, so that the other party can give up without hurting your face. 2, friends confess. If the other person has always been your good friend, then when the other person confesses, you can clearly tell the other person that you prefer the feeling that the other person is a friend. We know each other too well, which makes love impossible. This is a great sentence. We only have family ties, and there are no moments when love gets an electric shock. This is also a wise saying. 3. classmates confess. Your classmate has confessed, and you should refuse according to the other person's personality. Those with strong endurance can say it directly, while those with weak endurance can gradually alienate themselves instead of refusing it directly. Don't refuse to cause unpleasant things between classmates. 4. The boss confessed. In this case, you must react at the first time. You can give your boyfriend information, or ask your boyfriend to pick you up from work at the company. Through these facts, let your boss retreat. You must be polite in language. You can say that you don't deserve each other, or you can introduce someone better. If the boss is entangled with you, you have to be prepared to resign. How to refuse to confess 1, I don't deserve you "I don't deserve you" seems a bit serious, but you must let the other person know with a serious attitude that you are not joking, just looking for an excuse to refuse him. Yes, you should make the other person feel that you are making excuses, and he will understand such rejection. 2. Do you need to be beaten? This is aimed at the kind of friends who are usually very close. If you want to play around, he will confess. You can say, "Are you confused? We are friends, and I will never stop talking like this? " This is also a step for him. If he still wants to make a serious confession, you can just refuse. This is the best answer to him and the best way. I don't want to fall in love, and ... if you can't refuse, don't put it off. Don't say anything that comes to mind. This will make the other party mistakenly think that there is hope, and it would be cruel to refuse again. You can say "I don't want to fall in love yet, and I don't think we are suitable" or "Sorry, I already have someone I like". It takes a lot of courage for him to confess to you, so if you don't like him, please refuse, don't let the other person feel that there is still a chance, and understand that rejection is rejection, no matter how euphemistic you say, it will definitely hurt him. We can only politely refuse to minimize the loss, so don't be too greedy. If you can't be friends after rejecting him, you should be mentally prepared, just like people who say they are still friends after breaking up, they are all bad. Friendship and love are essentially different, so we can't mix them together. It's funny to refuse to confess. 1. How to tactfully refuse to confess? 1. A manly tone of voice must be a little manly, free and easy and humorous, for example, a particularly popular sentence before: I treat you as a brother and you want to sleep with me. 2, self-harm in the face of people who express themselves, in fact, it is really not their own dish, but after all, hurting others is their own lack of quality, so it is most appropriate to lose yourself and not be worthy of each other. For example, although you are beautiful, I am impotent. Or: My mother said that too handsome a man can't be trusted. 3. Euphemism is too straightforward to attack each other. It's not good to do anything extreme, so you must learn to be tactful when you refuse to express your confession, at least it won't hurt people too much. For example, I'm fine now, and I only like money and so on. I like you, but I prefer you to be my friend. In fact, this is on the basis of affirming each other, and then I show my rejection of confession, not because you are not good, but because two people are not suitable for being lovers. I like you, but I dare not do it because I am too familiar with it. This is a confession at first, but not accepting it can also let the girl know that you still have friendship with her. Because I am familiar with it, I will not be indifferent because I don't agree. This is the main reason. 3. He: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No! He: What a coincidence, I don't have a girlfriend either. Me: Unfortunately, I have a girlfriend. In fact, it is a question of refusing according to personality. If the other person is a straightforward person, then it is ok for you to politely refuse. He knows what he wants, but if he comes across that kind of oil and salt, he should just say it, which is good for everyone. 3. Reject a person's best words 1. Don't refuse at once. Sometimes, if you refuse others easily, you will lose many opportunities to help others and gain friendship. So when you find that this person's personality will make him feel worse if you refuse immediately, you can politely refuse in private or express your refusal through another channel. 2. Unscrupulous refusal is a cold expression, a harsh tone, and there is no room for accommodation, which will make people embarrassed and even turn against each other. Don't be arrogant and refuse an arrogant and rude person. No one will like being close to him. Besides, when he wants something from you and you refuse it arrogantly, others can't accept it.