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Joke shrimp
One day, a county magistrate with a strong hometown accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」
Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」
Now, please talk to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」
Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )
No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you …
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. ...
Concentrate on licking, dog shit is easy to lick, and then pick it up for others to lick.
Listen attentively, the story is very nice, and then tell it to others.
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