I'm in a bad mood recently, friends! You can tell jokes for me! ? thank you

I saw a lovely child while shopping. Then I looked at my husband and sighed. Say to her husband: if you have a baby that looks like you in the future, it's over! My husband paused and gave me a bad look: If you don't look like me, you are finished! ! !

Sister told her brother-in-law: The place where you hid your private money was not challenging at all. I found it at once, which was really boring. I used the money to buy food. Brother-in-law flew to the place where he hid the money and rummaged it. He smiled and said, Look, it's still there! Sister growled: You really dare to hide private money! Tired of living! I hope it can help you, according to what I saw on the Internet. Ha

When I saw my colleague riding a bicycle, I wanted to say hello, but I remembered that people said that drivers should not stop to say hello to their colleagues riding bicycles, and people would think you were showing off. So I slammed on the accelerator, opened the door and rolled down, rolled to my colleague, dried the blood on my head and said to my colleague, "Good morning."

playing in the swimming pool, I suddenly want to fart. I didn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles emerged behind me. The little girl next to her cried: "Mom, run, the water is boiling!" " By the way, isn't this kid too witty? !