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Joke 5 is very simple

1. Water said, "Let me hold you day and night and never leave you!"

The fish said, "Let me lie in your gentle arms and enjoy your care!" "

The pot said, "Ya is almost ripe, and you are still so poor!" "

2. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

Patient: I can't sleep

Doctor: these pills, red makes you dream of Dehua; ? Allen's white dream; Green dream of nourishing hair.

Patience; What if I took it all? Doctor: Then you can see Guo Rong.

I remember last year, you and I were stranded on a desert island, hungry, and I decided to cut off my little finger to satisfy my hunger. Just as I was about to cut, you suddenly shouted, "Stop!" Eyes full of wisdom, said: "cut again when it is swollen, there is more meat!" " "

Ricardo: "Doctor, please tell me quickly. What if I accidentally eat the ink?"

Doctor: "No problem, son. Eat more absorbent paper quickly! "