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Funny drama script (about Newton)
Once, Newton was so absorbed in his experiment in the laboratory that he forgot the time to eat. His assistant took some eggs and sent them to the laboratory. He said to Newton, "Here are some eggs. Cook them yourself." Newton said, "OK, thank you. Please put the eggs there." After that, he immersed himself in the experiment again.
after a long time, Newton was hungry and remembered that he hadn't had lunch yet. So, he took a small pot, put the eggs in the pot, put them on the stove, and began to do experiments again.
After half an hour, Newton finished the experiment. At this time, he remembered the eggs in the pot. He opened the lid and saw that there were no eggs in it, only a pocket watch.
Newton was surprised and looked up. The egg was still on the table, but the pocket watch on the table was gone. It turned out that Newton was so absorbed in the experiment that he cooked the pocket watch as an egg. In the evening, Newton was preparing dinner with his friends, but at this time he was suddenly inspired, so he went into the laboratory to do research. The assistant was very angry when he saw it, so he ate all the dishes on the table and put a chicken bone in Newton's bowl. When Newton came out, he thought he had already eaten.
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