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Xinbinglian tongue twister
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A recruit eats green cake,
A veteran eats pancakes,
Recruits treat veterans to green cakes,
Veterans treat recruits to pancakes.
Attachment: Xin Bing Lian Tan 1 s mood. The experience of being a soldier is very hard, but it has become the foreshadowing of my life. What I miss most is it. Having such an experience is the pride of my life. I have experienced that real and heavy time, and I can't help being strong and courageous in my life. The experience of being a soldier is a poem, a song, a cup of mellow wine, an unforgettable homesickness, a dream trip and an unforgettable memory.
After three months' life as a recruit, I feel like a different person. Before I became a soldier, I always felt that I was a child who didn't grow up. I was simple-minded and carefree. Now it has completely entered a new level. Looking back on the previous life track at this level, everything becomes very distant and strange. As if I had a dream, I woke up and suddenly came to another world. The world is so vast and magical that it tempts me to explore and interpret.
3. "People who are soldiers are different. They left their parents after they left their hometown ... "Every time I hear this song, I will be moved by the affectionate lyrics and filled with strong passion by the powerful rhythm. It gave me strength and strengthened my belief. Although I have left the army now, every time I hear this song, I can clearly recall that happy past.
4. From "I am a soldier, from the common people, defeated the Japanese invaders and wiped out Chiang Kai-shek's bandit troops …" to "comrades-in-arms, comrades-in-arms, close as brothers, the revolution unites us, you come from the frontier, I come from the mainland, and we are all children of the people …" (Welcome to www.jddxx.com, your writing assistant? ) This song has been with me for countless days and nights. From recruits to companies, from recruits to veterans, from ordinary soldiers to army cadres, it has always been with me. This song always haunts my ears. With it, I found a bosom friend, a comrade-in-arms and a friendship.
The life of the recruits is bitter but full, tired but happy, difficult but happy. For me, the years of XinBingLian will always be a rich life wealth, which inspires me to never slack off and forge ahead in my life journey. In just three months, XinBingLian, nothing touched me more than the deep friendship of war.
6, time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. In a blink of an eye 1 I have been a soldier for three years. How many past events, blowing in the wind. The days when the first people were in the military camp and in the XinBingLian were like a bunch of bright flowers, swaying in the depths of my memory and life. Who said turning around was a song? It should be the first song of my youth, clear, loud and simple. It still haunts me.
7. When we arrived in the army, the first thing was to learn to fold quilts, and the second thing was to carry out recreational activities, mainly to learn to sing military songs. I really feel like a duck to water for a young man who loves music. I spend every night in happiness and excitement, which also solves my homesickness. From then on, I began to understand the background of this military song and corrected the tone correctly, because my sang door is good and it sounds a bit like Yan Weiwen. Everyone called me a police singer, and that time was also the fastest and most unforgettable time in my life.
8. A childish face, a loose and fat military uniform and a "squad leader" with a strong local accent have become the yearning of veterans over and over again. How many times do you get up in the morning to clean the playground, how many times do you have to walk in line, how many times do you have to assemble urgently, and how many times do you dream of returning to your hometown in the dead of night.
9. We broke up. Parting is painful, but memories are eternal and beautiful. When I can't sleep at night, fresh faces, majestic platoon leader, firm squad leader, timid little summer, clever yellow … often come to mind, and our training scenes are in full swing.
10 and 10 in these years in the army, I brought many new recruits and sent away many veterans. I watched many recruits become veterans with my own eyes, watched veterans leave the police camp singing military songs, and watched myself leave my beloved police camp and my dear comrades singing military songs. At noon in 2008, when I received the order to change jobs and packed my backpack to leave the police camp, I suddenly had the idea of singing military songs with my comrades. Maybe this is the last time I sing a military song with my comrades in my life!
1 1, there is a saying in the army: veterans are afraid of trumpets and recruits are afraid of whistle. Especially the emergency assembly whistle. The low and short whistle sounded very nervous and confusing. We slept in an ordinary bed, with a brick base half a meter high below and a bed board above, with nearly 40 people lined up. I remember the first emergency meeting. I can't find one of my shoes because I'm not allowed to turn on the light. Everyone else has run out, and I'm still looking for shoes. The platoon leader came in with a flashlight and said sharply, "What are you dawdling about here? Hurry up! " . Trembling with fear, I ran out wearing a shoe.
12, army life is boring, straight lines and squares are our life. When the recruits are in the company, their daily tasks are: doing exercises, queuing up, standing at attention, being at ease, marching in a hurry, marching in front of the company, crossing the country for five kilometers, and gathering at midnight. In the cold wind, Junzi stood for an hour or two, his feet were soaked with blood and stuck to his socks, and his legs were swollen into a pit, but we had no regrets.
13, with the gradual advancement of military life, young recruits will forget it day by day. Looking around the world, the whole country is thousands of miles apart, and the southern accent is transferred to the north. Life and training keep the soldiers busy in the dark. Everything is fresh, and there are things worth learning everywhere. I think you think it's new and I think it's strange. The difference in living habits between the north and the south, the difference in life between troops and families, makes all young newcomers feel strange.
14, xinbinglian, unforgettable memories in my life, neat barracks, strict training and deep friendship have always haunted me. 199765438+In February, following the joy of the 70th anniversary of the return of Hong Kong and the founding of the army, I joined a PLA unit in Qingdao with my parents' expectations and determination to serve the country. The army called all our recruits to the training team with more difficult conditions for centralized training.
15, in XinBingLian, the most nervous thing is emergency assembly. For three months, I spent almost every night in high tension. In my sleep, the whistle of the emergency assembly suddenly sounded, and I was not allowed to turn on the light to talk. Everything must be done in the dark. I have to get dressed in three minutes, pack my backpack and concentrate on the playground in five minutes. I remember the first emergency party. Some people wear the wrong clothes, some people can't find their shoes, and some people can't find their hats. In short, they made a fool of themselves.
16. Because of language differences, jokes often appear in emergency collections. I remember one night, we ran five or six kilometers after an emergency rally, and our clothes were wet with sweat. At the reservoir, the platoon leader ordered a rest 10 minutes, and then took us into the opaque mountain. The monitor leads the way, with the platoon leader at the end and the other monitors sandwiched between us. Walking is full of ditches, ridges, slopes and swamps. Wading in the stream, drilling in the jungle, sometimes climbing a cliff several meters high and jumping into a hole two or three meters deep, is thrilling.
17, in a 400-meter obstacle training, I accidentally sprained my foot when I walked, and I limped, and my foot was very painful with a little effort. The monitor took me to the health team for medical treatment, and the doctor prescribed me painkillers. Because of the training injury, the monitor told me to rest in the dormitory and wait until the injury was better before taking part in the training. All my comrades-in-arms went to training, and only I stayed in the dormitory. Looking at the empty dormitory and the gloomy day outside the window, I was homesick, but tears could not help rushing out of the box.
18, after the playground is assembled, everyone should run forward with their backpacks. When everyone comes back, everyone laughs at me and I laugh at you: some people come back with backpacks, some people wear only one sock on their feet, and some people wear their pants inside out ... After three months of recruit training, they feel the biting cold wind, temper their strong will, improve their personal quality and fight hardships. In the army, I have withstood the test of strict discipline, strict style and standardized management, and felt the deep friendship of my comrades-in-arms, the concern of the squad leader, the care of the leaders and the warmth of the company's big family.
19, I learned obedience and forbearance here, I learned fortitude here, I felt the deep affection of my comrades here, and I felt the voice of letters here. We gathered in all corners of the country, and training made me grow. I am on duty at the biting night, and my enthusiastic teaching is earnest. Our transformation starts from here, our dreams set sail from here, and we become strong soldiers and rush to another ideal battlefield.
20, submachine gun live-fire shooting * * * is divided into one to six exercises. At the beginning of training, the jet lag was not bad. When it stabilizes in the later period, it is basically above good. After the examination of recruits' training, I played all the exercises from one to six. Tell the squad leader that the best shooter in the first to sixth training of the old company is the special forces shooter. You are good at other subjects, and you will definitely get into the top class if you leave your old company. Although I keep calm on the surface and speak modestly, my heart is full of joy.
2 1, recruits company is a necessary platform for local youth to transform into qualified soldiers. The training of recruits is extremely difficult. They practice basic subjects such as queuing, bombing, shooting, single parallel bars, 5 km cross-country and 400 m obstacles during the day, and physical subjects such as push-ups and sit-ups at night. Every day is like a clockwound clock, which never slackens in the cry of "1234" and the sweat of hard work, making people feel tired and have no leisure. Every night, as soon as I lie down, I snore and sleep, forgetting all the hardships and tiredness.
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