Why do you want to watch funny jokes?

Why do you want to watch funny jokes? People who can tell jokes are all positive people. We can get closer to such people at ordinary times, and we can also watch some funny jokes ourselves to make our mood better. Let's see why we should watch funny jokes.

Why do you want to watch funny jokes 1? Reading is to realize the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.

Reading makes you weighty.

You have to find three people to play mahjong, two to fight the landlord, and at least one to fall in love. Only by reading can you do it yourself.

Reading can build your own thoughts with the help of other people's thoughts.

On a bright afternoon, you lie lazily on the sofa, the sun shines on you through the curtains, making a cup of tea and holding a book ... It turns out that reading can make you forget the pressure of mortgage.

Reading is a process of self-discovery.

Study-work-work-earn money-earn money-marry a wife-have children-have children-learn how to do? ...

You can study with peace of mind.

Reading can not only discuss rice, oil, salt and vinegar tea with your lover, but also discuss piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and hops.

Reading can increase the width and thickness of your life.

Reading can give you many choices: the choice of life, the choice of thought and the choice of life.

If you want to describe yourself in one sentence, it is: reading is your only way out.

Why do you want to watch funny joke 2 1? I firmly believe that people should have the power to pull themselves out of the mud by pulling their hair.

2, perseverance, rotten wood can not be carved; Perseverance, the stone can be carved.

The teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up. I said "happy people". The teacher said that I didn't understand the problem. I told the teacher that he didn't understand life.

4. Learning is the process of acquiring knowledge, skills or cognition through reading, listening, observing, researching and practicing.

My achievement is attributed to my energetic thinking.

6. Gao Fushuai took away the goddess, and Diaosi was the flower protector. When the road is rough, she bravely pursues it. Gao Fushuai threw away countless RMB, set numerous traps and organs, and was insatiable. He tried his best to avoid traps and institutions all the way and tried his best to pick up RMB. He was completely satisfied, but forgot his original task, so he ran coolly every day!

7. Youth is used to waste, to dream and to work hard. You should use this time to do what you want to do and become what you want to be, even if it is difficult, even if it will fail. Because no matter what, I don't want to regret it, because I don't want to look back when I am old, and there is no youth that can make my mouth rise. I am more afraid of regret than failure.

8. There is no mountain that can't be turned over, no desert that can't be walked out, and no self that can't be surpassed.

9. When the foreigners on board saw it, they all gave him an amazing look and repeatedly praised him: "Ah! China people are amazing! "

10, Lu Xun chewed pepper to drive away the cold: Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since childhood.

1 1. The new headmaster, with a rigorous style of study, calls himself a psychological counselor. Welcome students to find him and enlighten him. One or two students went to the headmaster and said, "headmaster, I fell in love early." What should I do? " The headmaster said kindly, classmate, don't worry, speak slowly. Come on, write down your name and class. The next day, the idiot was punished. . .

No matter how naughty I am at home, my mother won't be angry. Comments: Listen to your mother and don't let her get hurt.

13, the real tenacity should be to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily, speak incisively and vividly without hesitation.

The exam is coming. One day, after the political teacher spat, the whole class almost fell asleep. Suddenly, the teacher said something that shocked the audience: "study hard, there is not much time left for you!" " "After listening to this sentence, the deskmate said sadly," Teacher, we don't want to die yet. "The whole class is messed up.

15, you can only see the distance if you have a dream in your heart. If you have a road in your heart, you can walk steadily.

16, The Story of Hairdressing When Mr. Lu Xun was teaching at Xiamen University, he went to a barber shop for a haircut.

17, aren't the ingredients sent to the kitchen by someone every day?

18, sometimes what we think belongs to us is actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees. A gust of wind is irrelevant.

19, commitment, just like your mother, is often said, but it is difficult to do.

When we are free, we can read some interesting stories to kill time and increase the fun of life.

2 1, for so many years, only the green arrow has not increased its price.

22. Darkness can't swallow a bright mind, and difficulties can't stop a firm life.

23. It's raining in Mao Mao outside the window, so there's no hurry. Sitting on the sofa, eating Godiva, reading Dickens and watching Doudou learn English. Pepe looked at it and said simply, don't use old people, there is age discrimination, use old age. Well, the light rain outside the window melts the moon, and the blue sky is clear and the night is in my heart.

24. I understand that many things can't be what I want, but I try to make things what I want in the most appropriate way. The strong point is that if the last thing really can't be realized, then it can be accepted, not out of control, but calmly and rationally thinking about the next step.

25. A lonely man lives on a desert island.

26. Once our class ran for class cadre, I wanted to run for monitor. When it was my turn to take the stage, I spoke passionately about how to manage, target and plan our class in the future. At the last climax, I was excited and blurted out, "So! Today, I want to announce to you that I want to run for class teacher! ! ! "I can't forget the surprised expression of the whole class and the slight trembling of the head teacher's shoulders.

27. Wang Yanan slept in a three-legged bed: Wang Yanan was ambitious when he was a child and liked reading.

28, secretly take the class teacher's mobile phone to open his mobile phone hotspot, and then hide the hotspot. If you think I am surfing the Internet, you are wrong. Whenever the mobile phone reminds me that there is available WIFI, I know that the class teacher is coming again.

29. Smoke cans drive cats. Lu Xun came to Shanghai in his later years to specialize in writing. More than 50 years old, still childlike.

30. The life you talk about is your life. Therefore, we must say positive words and gradually turn what we have said into reality.

Why do you want to watch funny jokes 3 1? There used to be a joke about the white-haired girl, which almost everyone knew, but after the pedant pedant, no one understood. Psychological Rebound and Physiological Reversion of Yang's Daughter after Sexual Violence ...

One day, while I was watching VCD, my mother came in with a book. Mom: "What is this?" "I don't know. Mean? I said, "I don't know." Mom: "I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything?" ! "I said," No! It is' I don't know!' Mom: "Still mouth shut! "After that, my mother slapped me.

One day, Xiaodong got into trouble and was found by the teacher. The teacher called Xiaodong to the office and didn't come for more than ten minutes. When the teacher came to the classroom and saw Xiaodong and several friends studying hard, the teacher forgave Xiaodong and walked away. The teacher walked away for a second, and Xiaodong began to play video games again. ...

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are deskmates. One day, Xiaoming borrowed a pen from Xiaohong. Xiaohong said, "If you don't borrow it, you will die!" " Then Xiaohong said, "Oh, I'll lend it to you." When Xiaoming returned the pen to Xiaohong, Xiaohong really died.

5. After class, I asked my deskmate, "When will Taiwan Province Province be unified?" "When buying instant noodles."

6. Hee hee and haha are good friends at school, very good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead."

7. Bookstore owner: "This is cheap. After reading it, you will definitely laugh. " Woman: "buy one and I'll give it to my mother-in-law."

8. Difficult answer: such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai sleeps soundly.

9. Xiaohua, did you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I'm useless. Bug: Are you really useless? Xiaohua: I'm so useless! Bug: Well, you are the first person to admit that you are useless.

10. A man went to a bookstore to buy books and asked the salesgirl, "Do you have the book How Steel was Tempered?" The salesman replied, "Please go to the Science and Technology Department on the third floor." A man asked, "Do you have a book called Men Should Be the Head of the Family?" The salesgirl smiled and replied, "Sorry, we don't sell fairy tales here."

1 1. Two students fell asleep on their books. When the teacher saw it, he woke up the students he didn't like and severely criticized: "Look at you, you fell asleep with a book. Look at Zhang Ming, still asleep with a book in his arms! "

12. A father was checking his son's English textbook and saw an extremely horrible page: Yes-I am dead! Not bad! Terrible! Bus-Dad, go to hell! Mouth-mom, go to hell! Girls! -Fuck you! I am dead. Cheese.-I'm so angry! They are all dead.

13. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what Li Shizhen's works were. Xiaoming: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were. The teacher was curious and asked him what he said. Xiaoming: Wow, this grass is poisonous. ...