Are there any jokes about asking for leave in the workplace?

I asked my boss for leave that day, and the boss said to me, "You can work 365 days a year." "52 weeks a year, you have two days off every week, leaving 26 1 day for work." "You are absent from work every day 16 hours. Subtract 170 days, leaving 9 1 day. " "You spend 30 minutes drinking coffee every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 68 days." "The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, another 46 days, 22 days." "I usually take two sick days a year, so my working hours are only 20 days." "Every year, the company doesn't go to work for five holidays, and you only work 15 days." "Every year, the company generously gives you 14 days off, so you work 1 day, and you have to take this fucking day off! "