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Characters: Teacher Gu Tao, Mazda (male), Xia Li (female), Xue Tielong (male), Long Jiexin (female) and several other students
Story background: They came together after passing the college entrance examination. It can be said that it is fate! But vanity, fame and fortune, struggle and poverty often accompany them, and the story begins with the poverty of Long Jiexin and the vanity of Xia Li among them .......................................................................................................................................... My name is Gu Tao. Like everyone else, I just came to this school! Is everyone's full-time class teacher, I hope to cooperate happily with you in the future! Today is our first class meeting when we enter the university! First of all, please introduce yourself! You don't have to be at home, you can speak freely! Then, let's first welcome Mazda students to speak!
ma: humanity is: standing in the college entrance examination to see a university, life is like putting on shoes; Standing in the university to watch the college entrance examination, life is like eating a barbecue! Oh, it's so cool to enter the university for the first time! I am Mazda, and I am successful, self-reliant and successful. Nice to meet you. I am the legendary Mazda just now. thank you (Laughter and applause)
Xia: Life is more exciting with you. I hope we can get along more harmoniously in the future! My name is Xia Li, and I come from the capital of Weifang kites! I'm glad to meet you. I hope our three-year college life is full of legends everywhere! (Back to the seat)
Xue: Self-confidence gives me everything! Ordinary is true, real is beauty, hello everyone, I come from Heze! The name is Xue Tielong! As the name suggests, my personality is very generous. I hope we can become good friends in the future! (back to his seat)
Long: Hello, my name is Long Jiexin! I am full of challenges in reality! I like challenges, because I think as long as there are challenges, life is everywhere in heaven! (intonation excited, warm applause)
Gu: Seriously, I heard everyone introduce themselves! I really miss my college life a little! Some people compare the university to heaven, but I don't think so. In modern society, the "survival of the fittest". Since we came to the university, we should cherish this hard-won time! There is a saying that is very good, that is, "How many times can you fight in your life? If you don't fight today, when will you fight?" I sincerely hope that everyone can better exercise themselves and create themselves in these three years of college life!
Xue: Teacher Gu, we will remember what you just said! I think we will redouble our efforts to improve and exercise ourselves in our future study and life.
(Gu nodded appreciatively)
Ma: Alas, Gu, how can we express ourselves better? Can so many clubs in the school join?
gu: of course, I encourage you to join various clubs! Can you better display your talents by joining the club? For example, you Mazda, I think you are more suitable to join the student art troupe in our school. (Ma Hehe laughs) However, everyone must join the club selectively, and don't be blind!
Xia: Teacher Gu, I heard that college life is very romantic. Is that true?
ma: yes, I heard that you can still fall in love! Wow
Xue: You are a first-class loquacious
Long: No wonder, Teacher Gu asked you to join the college students' art troupe. It's really good material for cross talk
(Ma smiled smugly)
Gu: Romantic, of course! But it's not love that Mazda said. Romance is also based on study and practice! Only when these two aspects are excellent can we have romantic capital! Speaking of love, I think this is a new problem. I am not against love, but I definitely don't support it! I don't want to say more on this issue, because it's entirely up to everyone's self-consciousness. Who dares to tell me that he came to school to find a wife (burst into laughter), so everyone should think about it.
Ma: Well, don't worry, teacher, I will be widowed in the future (the whole class and the ancient teacher laughed)
Long: I find you are really a talent. Don't you dare to say that you are a university student.
m: of course. who am I? Lover?
Xia, Xue and Long: Ah! M: Yes, ah, I'd rather leave me behind than fall in love! (Everyone laughs, and Mr. Gu doesn't keep his mouth shut.)
The vanity in the second scene of Xia Li
The girl's dormitory in the first scene
(Long Jiexin and other students are absorbed in reading, and Xia Li calls home)
Xia: Mom, I don't have any money now. Can you send me some more money?
Voice-over: OK, son.
Xia: I'm fine now, but I don't have any money now. Please send me some money quickly.
Painting: OK, don't worry about your children. I'll send you some mail as soon as your father comes! Alas, didn't the child just send you 1 a few days ago?
Xia: I ~ ~ ~ ~ coat, what are we going to pay recently?
Painting: OK, I'll ask your father to mail it to you quickly, so don't delay your business.
Xia: Mom, just hang up (Xia hangs up the phone quickly, and the dragon walks up to Xia)
Long: Xia Li, was it just now? I call it saving phone bills, so it takes me so long to call home from you. No wonder everyone calls you "Chat Center"
Long: Don't say that. It's especially close to hearing mom and dad's voice. Well, I heard what you said just now. What fees should our school pay? Why didn't I know?
Xia: Of course you didn't know. This is my hunch. Do you understand my hunch?
Long: You didn't turn around and ask for money from home, did you?
Xia: You're talking nonsense. I'll tell you, you should stay out of my business in the future (Xia, stormed out of the dormitory)
Roommate A: Jie Xin, ignore her!
roommate b: I found that she is particularly fond of showing off recently, and she has to compare everything with others! And everything she buys is a famous brand.
Dragon: I recently found something wrong with her.
Roommate A: I also heard that she spends all day in the coffee shop and doesn't go to class.
Dragon: No, I have to go and see what she is doing.
Roommate B: What! Don't you see this is vanity?
Dragon: We are here to go to school, not to compete with the United States! No, I have to talk to her about it.
Roommate A: I think you are worried about eating carrots with salt! You'd better stay out of her business, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.
roommate B: Yes, Jachin, I think XXX has a point, so you'd better stay out of it.
Dragon: No, I have to take a look at it.
roommate A: I really can't help her (saying that she has gone to study with B again)
Act II.
Xia: What's the matter? Is it your business?
Long: Actually, I want to tell you that we college students don't have to do this. After all, we are still students and have no income.
Xia: I understand, you don't have to tell me the truth! However, if you look at other students' computers, mobile phones and MP3 players, I have nothing. Others are so great, but I am so small. < P > Long: Summer calendar, do you think that is necessary?
Xia: It's unnecessary. It's called taste. Do you understand taste?
Long: Yes, it's vanity. I hope you can position yourself correctly.
Gu: OK, what a correct position you are, Long Jiexin. You are right. I support you
Xia: Long Jiexin, you told the teacher about it. What a crow!
Long: Teacher Gu ~ ~ ~ Gu, why are you here
Gu: I've been here for a long time. I heard all your conversations just now, Xia Li! Vanity is indispensable. The key is where you are vain. If you are vain in your studies, I fully support you.
Xia: Actually, I have nothing to do with the teacher. Seeing that people are so fashionable, I feel a little unbalanced psychologically.
Gu: It's even balanced to catch up with others. Do you remember our first class? I can remember clearly what everyone said! Remember: if you have not finished your studies, why are you vain! You might as well listen to this story: in a university, there is a college student about your age, who just entered the university and is as vain as you! Trying to find a way to ask for money at home all day! Buying famous brands, eating good food and comparing with others have almost become his only hobby in college! In this way, he recklessly squandered his parents' hard-earned money! One day, he suddenly received a phone call: "Father is critically ill, come back soon". He hurried home, but it was a pity that his father left the home that had made him work hard all his life the night before he came back! He cried bitterly, and only later did he know that his father had accidentally fallen from the upstairs and died while working at the construction site in order to get him money! This student lost too much for vanity! He regrets it. He doesn't understand why he values vanity so much. If he sinks down again, he will be sorry for his dead father. From then on, I will study hard, not for anything else but to comfort my old father's spirit! In fact, the hero of this story is in front of you. His name is Gu Tao. I don't want my students to make the same mistakes as me. "(Gu Tao's eyes are much moist)
Xia: Teacher Gu, I was wrong. I shouldn't have learned to be so vain!
gu: it's not too late for you to know your mistake now! Correct mistakes and be good students
Long: Yes, Xia Li, we are good sisters
Gu: OK, let's go today. I'll treat you to dinner like that, and we'll have a good meal like those big people.
Xia: Teacher, this is vanity.
Long: Where is it? It's ancient and dragon: taste.
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Xue: Mazda, you only know how to eat all day. What else can you do?
Ma: I can also talk about cross talk, saying that the classical Chinese in the Great Song Dynasty was so abundant that I had the ambition of filling holes with floating balls
Xue: Come on, here we go again! Who doesn't know that you have a good mouth, and you're catching up with the parrot?
Ma: Don't engage in personal worship. Hey, hey ~ ~ ~
Xia: What are you talking about? It's quite lively.
Ma: Chatting is the only thing.
Xue: What genius? Put on a top hat for yourself. Speaking of him, our crosstalk master Mazda classmate
Xia: Coat, have you noticed? Jachin is a little abnormal
Xue: Yes, I also seem to be aware of it.
Ma: What's abnormal
Xia: I always see her eating steamed buns in the dormitory instead of going to the restaurant all day!
Ma: What's unusual about this? It's a fine tradition of carrying forward hard work.
Xue: Don't interrupt, Xia Li, go on!
Xia: I also vaguely heard what happened at her house? It seems that her mother has something wrong.
Xue: She's usually quiet, isn't she ~ ~
Ma: What, I think we have to give her a good hand
Xia: I think we should do this (a few of them together)
Scene 2: Classmates
Xue: (on the phone) Xia Li, be sure to call Jessica out. Hey, is Mazda ready?
Ma: OK
Gu: Are you both ready for Xue Tielong and Mazda?
Ma: OK, don't worry about my work.
(Gu's cell phone rings)
Gu: Xia Li, are you here? Ok, ok, classmates are here
Long: Xia Li, what do you want me to do? I have work to do.
Xia: Oh, you'll know when you go.
Long: Then don't delay my afternoon work.
Xia: I can't delay it. Don't worry, Miss Gu, here you are. Here she comes.
(Some students are singing a birthday song with candles and cakes)
Long: What is this?
Ma: Today is your birthday.
Gu: Why, you forgot your own birthday.
Xia: Happy birthday to you, Jie Xin.
Long: Thank you, thank you.
Gu: (holding a paper bag) This is a token of our classmates' appreciation. Take it!
Long: No, no, teacher
Gu: We know something about your family, too. Send these to your mother for a good doctor
Long: Thank you, teacher and classmates.
Ma: What's better? Don't forget that we are brother and sister, and we are close friends.
Zhong: Yes, we are brother and sister, and close friends. Brother and sister have strong friendship.
(End)
Campus Drama Script
< Between Friendship >
[b] Act I Valentine's Day [/b]
A Niu: Hi, It's really painful to watch it. What radio station is it? It's hard to read books and make trouble.
penny: Hey, aren't our sisters studying hard every year today? No wonder don't get excited. I also know that your heart is unbalanced.
A Niu: What? I do this every day.
penny: Forget it. It's not the same as Valentine's Day. You have boyfriends, but forget it. The great beauty that people love in the world is also happy and unlucky. < P > A Niu: If you don't get sick, you will still be unhappy and unlucky. I think it's a long life.
penny: It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's all the same. If you have a boyfriend, you will be happy. My requirements are not high, as long as it's a little better than Andy Lau. What do you say? < P > Jing: Ah, what let me finish this problem first < P >. Cattle, Penny: You beat me
Madam: Boss, wait, wait, wait, listen to me. I really didn't mean to
Beauty: The smelly boy dared to play me, and I was scolded by the professor.
Madam: I really didn't have time to write the article that I downloaded blindly, which was published by your stupid professor.
Beauty: Yeah, who would have thought that you would have a chance to see the sun tomorrow waiting with the Iraqis? Let's pray for tomorrow.
Madam: Boss, I was wrong. I won't do it again. A Niu's help will kill me.
Beauty: You want to do it next time.
RMB: Ah, what has fallen again? Throw it out quickly. I've lost a lot, and I can't afford to lose again this time. Really, hey, why are you all studying here?
penny: You're so smart.
RMB: I can't talk about being smart, but I'm rich today. I wish every day is Valentine's Day, so I can have confidence to surpass Bill Gates in 2 years. By the way, take it.
penny: Oh, it's for me. What are your boys trying to chase me? This young lady is not so easy to take the bait.
RMB: one yuan
penny: What one yuan
RMB: Please treat me as a philanthropist. This rose is the last one I sold. I will charge you a cost for the sake of my classmates.
penny: You go to your rose <
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