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Men talk about girls' English.
Look at the chicken over there.
Look at that girl over there.
Chick stands for girl, so don't confuse it with Chic. Does the word chicken sound like the front part of a chicken? So it's easy to recognize. Generally speaking, chick and girl can be used interchangeably. For example, she is a thirteen-year-old chicken.
2. She is great!
How beautiful she is!
Knowing how to praise girls in time is really a compulsory course for every man. A simple sentence: You are beautiful! Or are you too beautiful! You can make people happy for a long time. Beautiful and beautiful
Beauty is beauty, but the degree may be higher than beauty and beauty. So next time you see a beautiful woman, don't forget to say, you are geous! Maybe she will be your wife.
3. She is a treasure.
She is a beauty.
This sentence is used to describe beautiful women. For example, if I go to play ball today and see a beautiful girl, then I will tell my classmates that she is really a lovely person. It is particularly important to note that there is only one word difference between Beibei and baby, but it is 108,000 miles. You must never say! I like this child. Then you will probably be considered a pedophile.
4. She excites me.
She lit up my eyes.
Boys, I don't know if you have such an experience. A beautiful woman with long hair walked by your eyes, and your eyes unconsciously projected on her, and your whole body began to boil. How to describe this in English? This song is called "She turns me on". It seems that she has turned on all the power in you.
In addition, turn-on can also be used as a noun to mean someone, something or something that makes you feel good. Besides, you can say that she is so exciting. That is to say, she gave me a pretty good feeling.
I think she is very sexy.
She is a sexy girl.
The so-called hot girl refers to the kind of hot girl who may be fashionable in all aspects of dressing. Or you can say, hot girl or hot girl, but please note that maybe you tell a girl in China that you are really a hot girl! She may be happy, but you can't tell an American girl that you are a hot girl. Then you might get a slap.
In addition, there is a word similar to hottie called hot tamale, but this word is generally used by fewer people. Hot tamale is originally a Mexican food, which means spice girl, but this usage is stronger than hottie. Hottie only refers to people who are good-looking or beautiful. hot tamale adds some crazy meaning that you can't control yourself. Don't use it indiscriminately.
6. Do you know Jane? She is a lovely person.
Do you know Jane? She is so cute!
It seems that whether at home or abroad, girls are always divided into two types, beautiful and lively and lovely. As for those who obey the traffic rules, it is beyond the scope of this article. A beautiful girl is called a spice girl, and a lovely girl is called a cutie. Or you can just say, she is so cute! This is also a good usage.
7. She is well developed.
She is plump.
What I said just now is according to the face, and now I'm talking about according to the body. Seeing a girl with a good figure, girls will say to each other "she is well developed" or "gifted", but this is a very civilized statement. Boys generally don't beat around the bush when they see such a woman. They just say, "She has big breasts. /She has a big beer. " Or "she has a big kettle." Sorry, I can't seem to find the word poor map in English! Because they don't need it. Wow! She's flat-chested, if anything.
The tail is too big to drop or well hung. If it is used to describe a boy, for example, he is gifted, it also means that a part is very big. As for which part? Think for yourself!
8. Do you like blondes or beasts?
Do you like blondes or brunettes?
Western women can be roughly divided into two types according to their hair color, one is blondes, blonde, and the other is brunette, brunette. The stereotype of blondes for Americans or Europeans is that they have big breasts, but no brains, like * * *, and are easy to cheat. So there are many so-called blonde jokes in America, just jokes about blondes. If you tell people American blonde jokes, they will know what you are talking about. On the other hand, girls with brown hair are usually very smart and enterprising. Therefore, I said an interesting thing, if you dream of a blonde.
Your life sucks. But you dreamed of a wild animal.
Your life is wonderful!
Many American children are blond, but as they get older, their hair will gradually turn blond. Usually, we can distinguish it from bleached blonde hair according to its purity.
Blonde, blue eyes and dirty blond hair. In fact, no one is born with bleached blond hair.
Generally speaking, bleached blonde hair is the result of dyeing. ) We can call dyed blonde hair and natural blonde hair platinum blonde hair.
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