Can you tell me a YY joke?

1. I have been your friend for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you

So... So. ..In the next life, you will be a cow or a horse...I will definitely pull grass for you to eat...

2. I miss you very much, but I’m embarrassed to call you. I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’ll ignore me, I’m afraid you’ll think I’m harassing you. I really want to contact you, but... the phone bill is really high. Gui, please call me!

---Old guerrillas

3. If you were a shooting star, I would chase you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

But unfortunately... you are an orangutan~ I can only stay in the zoo. See you!! Oh...what a pity!!

4. I'm so confused now... I don't know what I'm thinking... My mind is almost annoyed to death... I really don't know what to do?... Can you tell me... ..I really don’t know whether to eat Dagan noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

---Old guerrillas

5. Thank you for accompanying me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most. There are too many words to express. I just want to tell you: "Since I have known you, there has been no one. A good thing happened! You are so bad!"

---Old guerrilla

6. I'm sorry~~I sent you a text message so late~~If I disturbed you~~I want to say something to you~~

You deserve it~~Who told you to go to bed earlier than me~ ~~Haha!!

7. Meeting you~ is my heart-beating start to fall in love with you~ it is my happy choice to have you~ is my most precious treasure~~ stepping onto the red carpet~ is my eternal motivation, the person I love forever~ it is you who regrets~ I sent the message to the wrong person

8. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all of this is destined by God, pulling us both secretly.

Now, I really want to think about it... What sins did I commit in my previous life!

9. Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!

Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember! No thanks

10. God saw that you were thirsty, and created water; God saw that you were hungry, and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, and created me; but He also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and by the way, He also created you.

11. If it were stipulated that a person could only be nice to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But there are no regulations...then forget it!

12. Thinking of you is a happy thing! Seeing you is a happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is what I have always done! But to lie to you, it just happened! Ha ha!

13. The phone rings once, which means I'm thinking of you! Two sounds means I like you! Three sounds means I love you! gre

When the seventh tone rings... Damn it, I really have something to talk to you about, why don't you answer the phone quickly! gre

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14． According to statistics, more than 99.9% of pig-headed people use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages! Hey, there’s no need to change hands, it’s too late.

Pig head! Hahaha

15. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner... Fuck, I was beaten by the police Caught! gre

16． If being good-looking is a mistake... I have made a big mistake. If being cute is a sin... I have already committed a heinous crime. Sin...I really envy you

17. When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; when the sun shines, it is the feeling that I miss you; when the rain falls, it is the evidence that I miss you; when thunder and lightning strike, it is my prayer to the sky that you will be struck. ...Ha--Ha--

18. If I can meet you by burning incense for one year, I can get to know you by burning incense for three years, and cherish you by burning incense for ten years,

For my happiness in the next life, I am willing to... .Convert to Christianity..