Let me tell you an interesting story.

1, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. It's too difficult to be a ghost these days.

Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

4. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

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1. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is neither a good cook nor a good driver. Boys who don't want to reply to text messages are not good geese. It's up to you

2, everything has an echo, and meeting such a person will greatly increase people's goodwill.

No matter what you do, you must finish what you started. When it suddenly disappears, it will explain why. You have a strong sense of time. Plan ahead.

4. A truly mature person is one who is responsible, responsible and responsive to everything.

Let me tell you the truth. If you are not my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

6. Life will get better and better, and future boyfriends will become more and more handsome. ?

7. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

9. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

Extended data:

Humor often brings joy to people, and humorous words are mainly wit, self-mockery, ridicule and humor. Indeed, humor helps to eliminate hostility, ease friction and prevent contradictions from escalating. Others believe that humor can also stimulate morale and improve production efficiency.

Humor in dealing with difficulties can make people more optimistic and open-minded when facing difficulties. Therefore, people with a sense of humor will relax even in the face of difficulties, and use humor to eliminate the tension and anxiety caused by work; People who lack a sense of humor can only bear it silently, or even get rid of it, which undoubtedly increases their psychological burden.