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An English version of a longer joke
The teacher asked a student many questions, but the student knew nothing.
The teacher had to change some extremely simple questions so that the students could answer several questions correctly.
"What is Bunker Hill?" The teacher asked.
The student thought for a moment, and then replied: the airport. "
"No, it was a battle." The teacher was a little annoyed, but she tried not to show it. Then she asked, who was the first president of the United States? "
The student thought for a long time, but still said nothing.
The teacher finally got angry and shouted, "George ~ Washington!" " "
The students stood up and began to walk to their seats.
"Come back!" The teacher said, "I didn't ask you to leave."
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the student. "I thought you were calling the next student."
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