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What does it mean not to listen to the tortoise chanting?

In the Qing Dynasty, there was a businessman named Wang Dahai, who was honest in business and very helpful in doing things, so he made a lot of money by doing things for people over the years. With money, of course, I want to live a stable life and my family is healthy. Therefore, every time Wang Dahai went out to talk about business, he would go to the Taoist temple to pray. He also spent a lot of money on these things. Although this is a blessing, it often leads to economic bankruptcy, but this Wang Dahai has not changed the idea of praying to God and Buddha.

Later, someone asked him, Wang Dahai, Wang Dahai, why do you like to pray to God and worship Buddha so much? He never blessed you. Wang Dahai said, "All my sufferings over the years have been alleviated by the gods. Otherwise, how can I sleep on the street so safely? Thanks to Daxian's help. " . When others see Wang Dahai like this, they won't say anything else.

A few years later, Wang Dahai went to other places to do business. Before he left, he came to a Taoist temple to worship the Great Immortal. By the way, when he paid some incense money and turned to leave, the Taoist stopped him and said, "Mr. Wang, you will be in trouble if you go out to do business this time." If you remember what I said, you can turn the tide and survive. "

Wang Dahai was frightened and quickly asked, "Taoist, you must save me." . What should I pay attention to?

The Taoist priest didn't say much, but said to him: there is nothing on the road, so it's hard to find it. If you don't listen, the tortoise can recite the scriptures. Say this sentence, the dragon turned away and ignored it. But this Wang Dahai is still in a daze, I don't know what this means. She went home to pack her things and prepare to go out.

When Wang Dahai and his colleagues came to a place full of mountains and forests, suddenly the sky was covered with dark clouds and it rained heavily, which separated the business team. Wang Dahai didn't know where he had gone. Wang Dahai got lost, so he wandered in the mountains. Not long after, he met a white-haired old man and smiled and said to him, do you think I look like a human being?

This Wang Dahai is hard of hearing in itself. The old man speaks fast and doesn't catch what he is saying. Just tell the old man that I didn't catch what he said just now, and he is hard of hearing. The old man said it again quickly, but Wang Dahai didn't catch it. Let's sit down and say don't worry, old man. Suddenly, Wang Dahai completely forgot what the Taoist told him.

The old man and Wang Dahai sat down and said it again slowly, and Wang Dahai understood. It turned out that the old man asked himself if he looked like a man. Wang Dahai quipped, "Old man, don't you look like a monster? You must look like a person. " .

While speaking, I saw the old man say with a smile, it's a dead end. You tried every means to calculate me, but it's a pity that I got the news after thousands of calculations. After saying this, I saw several thunderbolts falling from the sky and hitting the old man. The world in Wang Dahai Branch is eclipsed, and everything is dull. After a while, I saw an old bastard appear. He said, Wang Dahai, thank you very much. If you hadn't forgotten your old entrustment, I'm afraid I wouldn't have survived today. Now, you have helped me avoid robbery, and I will send you wealth and peace all my life. But you must never trust that old road again.

In the later days, Wang Dahai did do more and more business, and his family was safe. It was his unintentional loss that saved him, so you can't believe anything others say.