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Who has a sentence to exercise eloquence?
Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.
You will be free first, so that I can stand up straight.
This way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.
It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!
Although I came to Xi 'an, I was gentle and dressed in white, and I couldn't see the style of Terracotta Warriors at all.
The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.
A grain of salt is the sea when you lose your temper.
Keeping a low profile doesn't mean there's no point.
You have the right to remain silent, but we will shut you up soon.
Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.
When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.
The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.
Men can't say no, and women can't just say it.
When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.
The heaviest topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people's women.
Eloquence is not born, it is trained hard. All eloquent orators and orators in ancient and modern Chinese and foreign history. They all succeeded through hard training. ?
In order to practice his eloquence, former US President Lincoln walked 30 miles to a court to listen to lawyers' arguments and see how they argued and made gestures. He listened and imitated them. He heard evangelists from afar waving their arms and trembling in the sky, and he also learned from them when he came back. He used to practice eloquence against trees, stumps and rows of corn.
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