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Poems expressing the bad feelings of stepmother
1. Verses about scolding stepmothers
2. Verses about scolding stepmothers
Verses about scolding stepmothers 1. The most cruel curse is to have something to say. Sentences
A man will be cheap for a lifetime, but a pig will be cheap for a lifetime.
I met you only after I had done no good deeds in eighteen lifetimes. Throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly. The abandoned baby of the Mount Everest snowman, the killer of clogged septic tanks.
I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t need a photo! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed. Africans got the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang.
On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined! I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done. I can't compliment you on your appearance...it's so bad that your internet speed is slowing down.
According to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn’t love you and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick.
When a donkey sees a donkey, it kicks; when a pig sees a pig, it tramples on it. You look like a car accident scene.
Bitch, do you know that your face, which is causing disaster to the country and the people, made my stomach secrete vomit for three days to show excitement? Don’t take yourself seriously. May I ask who you are?
When you look up at me, I finally understand why you keep your head down. Don’t feel inferior if it’s okay! Use your 2B pencil to draw your life. I said, child, can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will get sore if I always look down at you. You think you are a pencil case.
Hold so many pens. Anyone can acquiesce to being plagiarized and imitated by you, but can you not make the plagiarism so confusing to the viewers?
Looking at you, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II. It’s good to know what you are.
Could you please apply more porcelain powder next time so that others won’t be able to tell which is your butt and which is your face? Your facial features are like an art that has caught up with those in horror movies, Sister Feng. Let me tell you the truth, your mother-in-law looks really wicked. Give me a proper position, don't fart randomly, and don't take yourself too seriously.
Please stop shaking your head. It's all water.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black. When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.
I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity. I really want to personally control your grandfather's cry: "Dad!" How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
A man stood on the beach and said to the sea: Ah, mother. At this time, a huge wave came and knocked the man down. The man was lying on the beach, spitting out sand and saying: Bah, stepmother! What's so cool about you?
Say it and it will make me happy. You are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone and blooming like a flower. You must be the best among scum and the best among beasts.
The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you. As far as your thoughts go, roll away as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll away as fast as you can.
As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and people will disappear from thousands of paths. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine? The world is as big as the one you lack.
Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born? Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots.
Why is it too urgent to get along? A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.
Don't kill yourself while you open your mouth and wave your claws at me. Have you drunk too much in Sanlu? You waste air while alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB half-dead.
Girl, your fashionable outfit, especially the pair of black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing! It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined! Dude, look at your IQ. You got it from Caledon’s home in the physics room of the university, right? Your appearance is out of proportion and it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you look scary! You have the magical skill of flying sand and moving rocks. You are a life form with incomplete advanced evolution and a genetically mutated alien.
You look amazing and creative. Your life can be summed up in eight words: life is absurd, death is useless... Just look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
Don’t think that wearing dirty clothes can be a tainted witness; don’t think that wearing wooden slippers can be a clogs witness... Tell me, do you want to die or not live? Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. Get out of here, get out of there non-stop... If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you a long time ago.
This is a sticky season, the air is filled with the smell of sweat; people are like insects, hiding from the sun; sweat is corroding clothes, and my heart is about to burst out of my chest; my eyelashes are so thick It's not long enough. It can't cover my eyes, nor the sunshine, nor the world, nor the panic in my heart... Don't talk to me, I have mysophobia. You look so creative and live so courageously.
These two lips are quite large. No more skipping class tomorrow.
What are you afraid of? We have been running away for several days. No.
Why not? Because I'm a teacher... I heard that you have a sugar daddy and consider Erlang Shen as your master. Please roll up into a round ball and leave.
If you are sick, you treat them. Don’t come to me. I’m not a veterinarian. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to fight for your reputation? His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold, damn, is this man not dead? Live great, die under flowers! If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.
Sorry, we can't find the number you dialed... Sorry, the number you dialed is dead... Sorry... you... you... you... dialed... the number you... dialed... ...The call is off...off...off...Oh, he turned it on...Sorry, the user you dialed...Oh, sorry, please don't use the TV remote control to pretend to be a mobile phone. I can't stand you even if I can bear shit or pee.
A slap will knock you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.
Beheading is nothing. The scar on my head is no bigger than a bowl. 18 years later, I will be a zombie again... I love you! None of your business! No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me! Take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? .
2. The most cruel insulting sentence with a hidden meaning in the words
A person will be a bitch for a lifetime, but a pig will be bitten with a knife.
I met you only after I had done no good deeds in eighteen lifetimes. Throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly. The abandoned baby of the Mount Everest snowman, the killer of clogged septic tanks.
I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t need a photo! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed. Africans got the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang.
On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined! I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done. I can't compliment you on your appearance...it's so bad that your internet speed is slowing down.
According to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn’t love you and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick.
When a donkey sees a donkey, it kicks; when a pig sees a pig, it tramples on it. You look like a car accident scene.
Bitch, do you know that your face, which is causing disaster to the country and the people, made my stomach secrete vomit for three days to show excitement? Don’t take yourself seriously. May I ask who you are?
When you look up at me, I finally understand why you keep your head down. Don’t feel inferior if it’s okay! Use your 2B pencil to draw your life. I said, child, can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will get sore if I always look down at you. You think you are a pencil case.
Hold so many pens. Anyone can acquiesce to being plagiarized and imitated by you, but can you not make the plagiarism so confusing to the viewers?
Looking at you, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II. It’s good to know what you are.
Could you please apply more porcelain powder next time so that others won’t be able to tell which is your butt and which is your face? Your facial features are like an art that has caught up with those in horror movies, Sister Feng. Let me tell you the truth, your mother-in-law looks really wicked. Give me a proper position, don't fart randomly, and don't take yourself too seriously.
Please stop shaking your head. It's all water.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black. When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.
I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity. I really want to personally control your grandfather's cry: "Dad!" How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
A man stood on the beach and said to the sea: Ah, mother. At this time, a huge wave hit and knocked the man down. The man was lying on the beach, spitting out sand and saying: Bah, stepmother! What's so cool about you?
Say it and it will make me happy. You are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone and blooming like a flower. You must be the best among scum and the best among beasts.
The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you. As far as your thoughts go, roll away as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll away as fast as you can.
As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and people will disappear from thousands of paths. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine? The world is as big as the one you lack.
Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born? Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots.
Why is it too urgent to get along? A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.
Don't kill yourself while you open your mouth and wave your claws at me. Have you drunk too much in Sanlu? You waste air while alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB half-dead.
Girl, your fashionable outfit, especially the pair of black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing! It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined! Dude, look at your IQ. You got it from Caledon's home in the physics room of the university, right? It's not your fault that your appearance is out of proportion and it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you look scary! You have the magical skill of flying sand and moving rocks. You are a life form with incomplete advanced evolution and a genetically mutated alien.
You look amazing and creative. Your life can be summed up in eight words: life is absurd, death is useless... Just look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
Don’t think that wearing dirty clothes can be a tainted witness; don’t think that wearing wooden slippers can be a clogs witness... Tell me, do you want to die or don’t want to live? Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. Get out of here, get out of there non-stop... If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you a long time ago.
This is a sticky season, the air is filled with the smell of sweat; people are like insects, hiding from the sun; sweat is corroding clothes, and my heart is about to burst out of my chest; my eyelashes are so thick It's not long enough, it can't cover my eyes, it can't cover the sunshine, it can't cover the world, it can't cover the panic in my heart... Don't talk to me, I have mysophobia. You look so creative and live so courageously.
These two lips are quite large. No more skipping class tomorrow.
What are you afraid of? We have been running away for several days. No.
Why not? Because I'm a teacher... I heard that you have a sugar daddy and consider Erlang Shen as your master. Please roll up into a round ball and leave.
If you are sick, you treat them. Don’t come to me. I’m not a veterinarian. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to fight for your reputation? His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold, damn, is this man not dead? Live great, die under flowers! If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.
Sorry, we can't find the number you dialed... Sorry, the number you dialed is dead... Sorry... you... you... you... dialed... the number you... dialed... ...The call is off...off...off...Oh, he turned it on...Sorry, the user you dialed...Oh, sorry, please don't use the TV remote control to pretend to be a mobile phone. I can't stand you even if I can bear shit or pee.
A slap will knock you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.
Beheading is nothing. The scar on my head is no bigger than a bowl. 18 years later I will be a zombie again... I love you! None of your business! No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me! Take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? .
3. Sentences to scold the mistress
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Classic sentences to scold the mistress 1. How far your thoughts are, get out of here Far. 2. Oh, you look good. Why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage? 3. I am also a woman, and I have never seen you be so mean in my whole life. 4. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, she is used to bad words. 5. She is neither tall nor short, nor fat nor thin, neither front nor back, no face, no skin, no heart. 6. Wait for me, boy. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother. 7. It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and will hurt the owner of the food. 8. Purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable. 9. The country is so charming, and the mistress is so coquettish. 10. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation. 11. Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around pretending to be a servant of Santai Palace. 12. A mistress is worse than a mistress. She is doing it for money. What are you doing? 13. A disgusting guy like Xiao San can only act like a dungster in a TV series. 14. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it. 15. By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your pants, it will look better that way. 16. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it. 17. A tree without its bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible. 18. Mistress, are you worthy of true love? One day you will be this man’s mistress, and tomorrow you will be in someone else’s bed. 19. I am a bitch, but I still pretend to be innocent, thinking I have feelings. Bah, disgusting. 20. Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money. 21. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, she is used to harsh words. 22. You look like such a coquettish person. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country? 23. Wait for my boy, sister must appear in your household register,
Poems about stepmothers 1. What are the poems about "being a stepmother"
1. " "Poem on Deathbed"
Era: Tang Author: Xue Zhun
In the old country, deep kindness is not easy to repay, and I left my stepmother and left the country.
Who knows that the anger of God has no cause, and he will beg for a quick break if he accumulates guilt all his life.
2. "Er on the Road"
Era: Song Dynasty Author: Li Tingrui
The setting sun is beside the ancient road, and I can hear the cry.
The cloud is a farmhouse, and the young lady is only nine years old.
My ex-mother has been gone for a long time, and my stepmother has no love again.
During the long hours of hunger and cold, the driving force must not stop.
3. "Stepmother"
Era: Song Dynasty Author: Anonymous
There is nothing you can do about your fate, but you can't express your regrets.
I hope that my stepmother’s heart will be filled with compassion and love for her.
4. "Ten Poems on Qin Cao·Lu Shuang Cao"
Tang Dynasty: Han Yu
Yin Jifu's son Boqi was not guilty, but he met him because of his stepmother Chase, self-inflicted injury.
This word goes: Walking on the frost in the morning, you pick up the morning cold. If you don’t know your heart, you believe the slander.
Being separated from one's kindness can damage one's lungs and liver, why should one live in such a state of disgrace?
5. "The Story of Killing a Dog"
Yuan Dynasty: Xu Tianchen
In the past, there was a man named Wang, whose name was Xiang, and his younger brother Wang Lan.
Wang Xiang is the son of his ex-mother, and Wang Lan is the son of his stepmother.
There was a stepmother, Mrs. Zhu, who believed the nurse's slander and wanted to harm Wang Xiang, so she ordered Wang Xiang to go to Haizhou to sell silk.
Stepmother
1. Father’s stepmother. Also known as stepmother, also known as stepmother, stepmother, etc. in spoken language.
2. Refers to the adoptive mother of the adopted child. For example, "Book of Sui: Biography of Fang Yanqian": On the 15th, after she was born, her uncle Zi Zhen was her stepmother, and she had more than her own life. Zi Zhen mourned her and raised her very generously.
Source
1. "Etiquette·Mourning Clothes": "A stepmother is like a mother." Jia Gongyanshu: "It means that after one's own mother died early or was given away, he will continue his own mother."
2. "Zhenguan Politicians: Filial Friends": "Sikong Fangxuanling was the stepmother, she was able to support others through sex, and she was extremely respectful."
Example
1 ."Yuan Dian Zhang·Book of Rites 3·Funeral Ceremony": "Stepmother, my father remarried my mother, who was the same mother, and they were together for three years."
2. Tian Lanfang, Qing Dynasty, "Yunnan Chuxiong Mansion Tongben Yuan Gong's Epitaph" "Inscription": "The father lost his support early, and his stepmother Liu Shuren is like his own mother."
3. Ba Jin·"Autumn": "Their stepmother Zhou is waiting for them in the room."
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