Beg a joke

One day, the rabbit was walking in the forest and happened to meet a wolf. The wolf said, "Don't you wear a hat when you go out?" After that, the rabbit was beaten up. The rabbit was frightened and hurried home to find a hat to wear. Who knows, I met a wolf again the next day, and the wolf said, "TMD, who told you to wear a hat?" After that, it was another beating.

The rabbit was very sad and decided to complain to the tiger. Who knows that he just walked to the door of the tiger and listened to what was said inside. The tiger said, "Wolf, how can you do this? There must be a legitimate reason to defeat it. When you see it again in the future, say: Go and find me a laundryman. If it finds soap for you, just hit it and say I want washing powder. Then you hit it and say you want soap. "

The rabbit was very sad at the door and went home helplessly. Who knows that I met the wolf soon after I went out. The wolf said, "Go and find me a washing machine." The rabbit said, "Do you want soap or washing powder?" The wolf was puzzled, but immediately said calmly, "Go and find me a woman." He added, "Do you want to be fat or thin?" Hearing this, the wolf completely collapsed, gave the rabbit a good beating and said loudly, "Let TM go out without a hat!"! ! ! "