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The founding general was paralyzed by a great man. Who is he?

Tan Zheng, the founding general.

The story goes like this: One day, a person with high status came to Tan Zheng's home to visit Tan Zheng and said to Tan Zheng, "Director Tan, that political work report you made in Yan 'an can't be counted as your work!" Tan Zheng didn't answer, but his heart was full of anger. He is not angry with his feelings. Tan Zheng has learned the old trick he played on Lin Biao. He denied this account at first, later, and today. A few days later, the relevant parties sent Tan Zheng the documents of the political work conference of the whole army, and an attachment, which was a report on the political work of the army written by Tan Zheng at the Gao Qian meeting of the Northwest Bureau. However, the signature handling of this report is very funny. The signature is neither Tan Zheng nor Mao Zedong, but "Political Department of Left-behind Corps". Tan Zheng was really in distress situation after reading it: "How can the political department of the left-behind corps make a report? This is not a big joke! " This sudden and unexpected blow has dealt another serious blow to Tan Zheng's newly recovered body and mind. A few days later, I had some physical problems and was diagnosed as cerebral thrombosis by the doctor, which led to hemiplegia, and then I was hospitalized for a long time.

Tan Zheng's hospitalization is not only a continuation of the direct consequences of Lin Biao's long-term political persecution and physical and mental destruction, but also a direct result of the re-stimulation of Tan Zheng by the residual poison of this persecution.