Tell a short but interesting story or joke!

This man is hard of hearing as he grows old. I remember when I was a child at my grandmother's house, one morning my grandfather was going fishing, and I met the old man next door as soon as I went out. The old man said to my grandfather, "Go fishing!" My grandfather said, "No! I'm going fishing. " Then the old man said, "Oh, I thought you were going fishing?" I was stunned ... I remember a classmate playing a prank and putting a monster sticker on the back of my clothes when I wasn't looking. I was too stupid to notice. I posted it for several days without telling me ... and then I finally found it and asked my aunt, Aunt, didn't you see this sticker when you were washing clothes? My aunt said: I saw it! I asked, then why don't you help me take it off? My aunt said innocently, I thought it was a trademark. I was afraid of washing, so I took it off and washed it, and then I dried it and stuck it on you …