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First, set a separate topic to check couplets.
1. I saw how steel was tempered, and someone made a pair. The first part is "physically disabled and determined, Paul sings the song of life". Please write the second part in combination with The Journey to the West and the relevant plots in Water Margin. (2005 Zhenjiang Middle School Examination)
[Literary Works] Journey to the West
Water margin:
2. At the Spring Festival Gala in 2005, featured couplets from all over the country blended with history, geography, poetry, allusions and other cultures and became one of the highlights of the gala. Please apply what you have learned comprehensively and fill in the provincial names before the following two couplets. (Examination questions of non-curriculum reform area in Huanggang City, Hubei Province)
Shanglian: 800-mile Dongting, with a magnificent Yueyang; Part II: Yellow Crane in Chibi in 2000.
Shanglian: Shilin has its own soaring people, and the peak is on the flat ground; Bottom line: Qionghai is unique with five fingers.
3. James Soong, Chairman of the People First Party, led a mainland delegation to pay homage to the Mausoleum of the Yellow Emperor, saying that "the descendants of the Chinese people on both sides of the strait will not forget their roots and their families will be safe" concisely expressed the common aspiration of the descendants of the Chinese people on both sides of the strait and evoked many people's thoughts. Please collect or rewrite the famous sentences accumulated at ordinary times according to the content expressed in the upper part below and make the lower part. (Jilin Province Middle School Examination)
Part I: Young people leave home and become strangers.
Downlink: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
4. Make a couplet with dual knowledge according to the following language materials. (Lanzhou Middle School Examination)
In spring, when the lake is full, the lake is the same color as the sky, and the ship is in the lake, such as the sky; In autumn, the mountains are colorful and picturesque, and people roam in the mountains like walking pictures.
The first part is: spring boat sitting in the sky; The bottom line is: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
5. According to the provided situation, answer the questions as required. (Sichuan Ziyang Middle School Examination)
At all times, many celebrities and sages have essentially expressed their insight into the world and their understanding of everything in life. Reciting these witticisms can make the soul shine and wisdom open. Therefore, the Class Committee of Senior Three (Grade Two) of Lizhi Middle School decided to hold a "famous saying relay race".
Please design a theme for this activity in the form of couplets.
The first part is:
The bottom line is:
6. Material 3 couplet
Mei Lan _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is in front of the house decorated with pine and bamboo.
Please fill in the three words corresponding to the upper part on the horizontal line at the lower part of material 3. (Yichang City, Hubei Province, 2005)
7. "Breeze willow, bright moon and plum blossom" is a four-character couplet. Please fill a word in the box according to the expanded bottom couplet to form a five-character couplet. (Examination questions in Shanxi Province Curriculum Reform Area)
Part I: Breeze and Delicate Willow
Bottom line: plum blossoms are hidden in the dark moon.
8. Please use dual knowledge for matching. (Choose one to complete) (Quanzhou Middle School Examination, Fujian Province)
(1) Part I: Rolling waves accumulate wealth and Part II:
② Part I: Part II: The ocean is the granary of mankind in the future.
9. A community cultural activity center held a couplet response activity, and one of the couplets given was: "Drink manna, please make a couplet." (Dongying Middle School Examination, Shandong Province)
10. Please read the following material, make an upper couplet with any sentence given later, and then make a lower couplet according to the content of the material. (Urumqi Middle School Examination)
On February 17, 2005, the third CCTV "Touching China" people selection campaign was announced: Olympic champion Liu Xiang, father of rice Yuan Longping, people's public servant Niu Yuru, female police chief Ren Changxia, young volunteer, Tian, who had a kidney transplant for her mother, plane test pilot, anti-drug policeman Ming, AIDS prevention expert Gui En and former ambassador to Iraq Sun Bigan were selected as the top ten people in 2004.
(1) Xu Benyu sent teachers into the mountains to spread wisdom.
(2) the eagle hit the sky and saved the day. Liang Wanjun, the hero of test flight.
(3) Crossing the ten-fold railing, the flying oriental won the first prize.
1 1. The following sentence with ""is the first couplet of a couplet. Please choose the best sentence () in the second couplet (Panzhihua City, Sichuan Province)
"Send flowers to float in the yard every month"
A. the green leaves and red flowers are reflected in front of the mountain. B. the wind shakes the bamboo shadow to the secluded village. Dreams follow the spring breeze until dawn. D. the wind blows fireflies into the garden.
12. Right-right (Shaoyang Middle School Examination, Hunan Province)
Sentence: The mountain is beautiful.
Dialogue: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
13. Read the following text and complete the couplet according to the materials provided in the article. (Changzhou midterm)
Changzhou, a dragon city, has profound cultural heritage, profound traditional culture and fiery entrepreneurial practice, which has created many British model figures.
Deng Jianjun, a "blue-collar elite", persisted in learning new technologies, overcame difficulties, completed hundreds of technical transformation projects, solved many worldwide technical problems and created considerable economic value. He is regarded as a model of knowledge-based and expert industrial workers.
Teacher Yin loves education and treats students as children. At a critical juncture, she resolutely left the hope of life to the students, the danger of death to herself and gave her precious life. Her instantaneous feat touched Changzhou and China, and she was praised as a "hero teacher". (Excerpted from Changzhou Daily on April 8, 2005)
The first part: Deng Jianjun, a blue-collar elite, has been transformed into a model by hundreds of technological innovations.
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14. Couplets can be divided into Spring Festival couplets, wedding couplets, birthday couplets, historical relics couplets and educational couplets. If today happens to be your grandparents' birthday. Please give him (her) one of the following four couplets. () (Examination questions in Guiyang City, Guizhou Province)
A. sitting in a new house facing south in a scenic spot near mountains and waters. B. red plum is a little spring.
C. Happiness is like the East China Sea, and crane life is like the South Mountain. D. It is amazing that the ancients saw men in books.
Second, in the comprehensive study to examine couplets (Henan experimental area test questions)
Five students, including Zhang Jun, formed a group to learn couplets. They collected many couplets and sorted out the knowledge about them. If you are a member of this group, please continue to complete the following work.
1. Choose one of the following two questions.
(1) Which scenic spot in Henan is written in the following couplets? Fill in the corresponding serial number in brackets.
(1) Shaolin Temple is quiet at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, while the clock is in front of Wuru Peak ()
(2) Zhuxian Town lost the courage of the enemy in a bloody battle, and the curator of Storm Hall hated it for a long time ()
(3) Songs always bring tears to people, but they are still patriotic ()
4 episodes of three points, burning Wang Bo, out of Lushan, famous for centuries; Yu, Ping Sima, and Meng Huo have been passed down through the ages ()
A. Gongyi Du Fu's former residence B. Tangyin Yuefei Temple C. Nanyang Wolonggang D. Songshan Shaolin Temple
(2) Classify the following couplets and put the corresponding serial numbers in brackets.
(1) The east wind blows Qian Shan green, and the spring rain sprinkles everything new ()
(2) the dead have Yi Long, death can also uphold the wishes of the people and the sovereignty of the country, and death is still death!
What were you born for? Being born a slave is an ox and a horse, and life is also a life! ( )
(3) Seek overseas rare books and quickly read books that have never been seen in the world ()
(4) The seas run dry and the rocks crumble together forever, and the land is wider and the sky is higher than the wings flying together ()
A. Spring Festival couplets B. Wedding couplets C. elegiac couplets D. Industry couplets
2. Neighbor Aunt Wang posted the couplet upside down: "Firecrackers are two or three years old" on the left, and "Plum blossoms are spring at four or five o'clock" on the right. Please explain to her in appropriate language according to the knowledge of couplets. Write down what you want to say below.
Related knowledge: the last word in the first part is rhyme (usually the third and fourth tones), which is posted on the right; Bottom line, the last word is Pingyi rhyme (usually the first sound and the second sound), posted on the left.
Third, read and test couplets.
Read the following two paragraphs and answer the question 13-23. (Non-curriculum reform in Heyuan City, Guangdong Province)
Small life couplets, big life couplets
I read an article in the newspaper on February 28, 2005. "In the past, I lost my wife and children, but now it is so lonely to be away from my relatives." I thought it was funny, but after laughing, I felt something, and the article and feelings were preserved.
The article tells the story of a down-and-out contractor in a county who posted Spring Festival couplets and called his son "unworthy"-
In the Spring Festival of 2005, a couplet was posted on the door of a family in this town:
Part one: It's a shame to adopt a son after a year of silence.
Part two: Face life calmly and look forward to the future.
Horizontal criticism: laughing at life
The protagonist who wrote this couplet, surnamed Huang, used to be a contractor. Now in his fifties, he has a wife and gave birth to three men and one woman. Everyone has grown up, including college graduates. This is a very happy family. However, more than 10 years ago, Boss Huang was successful in outsourcing, and he had more money in his pocket. He abandoned his wife and children to find a mistress, took them home openly and gave birth to a boy. This caused the dissatisfaction of the former wife and children, which led to the division of the family: the former wife and children were one family, while Boss Huang, his mistress and son were another family.
In recent years, Mr. Huang's career is not smooth, his wallet is "small" and it is difficult to support himself. His mistress saw him and left without saying goodbye, leaving this boy who is now six or seven years old to be raised by Huang alone, and his life is very difficult. His ex-wife and children thought that Huang Zhi's predicament was caused by his wealth and ruthlessness, so he refused to give support and help. By the Spring Festival this year, the boss Huang had to take his youngest son, who was only six or seven years old, to "celebrate the New Year coldly".
After reading the above words, I wonder if this couplet can be changed to: "Why is it so bad to adopt a son after a cold year?" How can a joke in this life be spread calmly! The hero of the story has not yet understood why his adopted son is "corrupt". Also use "openness" to defend yourself! Of course, a man must look like a tree and hide his skin. Although swollen and fat, it can be seen that he has been in a "cold and clear" situation and thinks that he should be "open and honest" for the rest of his life! If I know today, why should I know?
Yes, the stage is a small society and a big society stage. Whether consciously or unconsciously, everyone is playing his role in reality. It is up to the audience to evaluate the performance. Be careful not to accidentally become a villain, a clown, or be reviled by everyone, or become an old joke! Just like "Boss Huang" in the story, it is really not so good that it finally becomes a dead duck and is laughed at.
It's really hard for a person who is used to "Huang Shiren" to spend the New Year in Yang Bailao at once: he lost his wife and children before, and now he is divorced from his relatives, so lonely. No wonder he doesn't care about other people's jokes and the old saying "Don't wash your dirty linen in public", so he wants to vent it with couplets! -its poor, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand.
As a family member, it is extremely natural to take the attitude of "being ashamed to associate with others" and part ways with others. You are heartless and I am unjust. Boss Huang's behavior and his ending fulfilled an old saying: As you sow, you reap. To be superstitious, this is called "good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil."
Of course, punishment is not an end. When it is confirmed that he has repented and made appropriate representations (such as learning from the ancients, offering a humble apology, such as writing a review, at least verbally reviewing), family members should still lend a helping hand. After all, there is still flesh and blood!
Although the story is small, it is branded with the times. This can't help but remind people of another couplet story that is also branded with the times: in the late period of the Cultural Revolution, in a small street in a town, a father and son lived next to each other. Although they are related by blood, they are not related by blood with father and son, like passers-by and enemies. During the Spring Festival, I posted a pair of "couplets" on the door for the first time: "Always be vigilant and beware of bad people everywhere." The horizontal batch is: "anti-attack and defense drill." My father did not show weakness and posted "the highest instruction" to compete with it: "If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people attack me, I will commit a crime. " Cross-cutting is "Don't forget the class struggle!" It attracted neighbors and passers-by to watch and became a special "landscape" in the Spring Festival that year. As for today, it is still a joke.
Two interesting antithetical couplet stories make people feel a lot and have endless aftertaste!
Small life couplets, big life couplets. Couplets are really useful. No matter what your educational level is, you can use them to express your feelings or as an outlet. A small couplet can reflect social customs and describe the realm of life. If we are asked to draw up a couplet, it may not be so "elegant" (the rigor of meaning and balance required by the couplet), but on the stage of life, when we show our own couplet with the pen of life, we can try our best to write it skillfully and better.
1. Looking at the full text, the main meaning that the author wants to express is:
The author changed the original couplet to "Why is it so bad to adopt a son after a cold year?" What is the implication of "how can I joke in my life"? (Pay attention to the words)
According to the text, what do "Huang Shiren" and "Yang Bailao" mean?
Huang Shiren means: Yang Bailao means:
4. The writing style and language use of the article are very distinctive. Please give an example.
Features:
Example:
It is said in the article that couplets are really useful. No matter what your educational level is, you can use them to express your feelings. This is the first half, please try to do the second half:
The first part: giving charcoal in the snow, poor children go to colleges and universities;
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Reference answer:
First, loneliness
1.① Each couplet requires the same number of words and similar sentence patterns; ② Write "Character, Name, Event" in the bottom line.
2. Hunan, Hubei, Yunnan and Hainan.
3. Be lenient, such as "the local accent has been changed to a person"; "I miss my relatives more on holidays" and "the local accent has not changed" can also be used.
People in autumn are like traveling in a world of pictorial.
5. Listen to the teachings of the virtuous and realize the true meaning of life.
6. "Spit incense" and "wear new clothes".
brush/clean one's teeth
8. Example: ① Looking for a bosom friend in the vast sea of people; The Antarctic is the last pure land on the earth.
9. Answer: Appreciating famous paintings is like appreciating the spring breeze.
10. Example: ① Tian offered filial piety for his mother's kidney transplant; 2 indifferent to fame and fortune, focusing on Yuan Longping, the father of Tianchou rice; ③ To achieve 20 years, and expect China women's volleyball team to wear the laurel again.
1 1.B
12. Shaoshui has beautiful scenery
13. Example: Yin, a heroic teacher, created a teacher's soul with an instant feat (feeling China).
14.C
Second, synthesis.
1.⑵①D②B③A④C⑴A②C③D④B
2. Hello, Aunt Wang! Your couplet is really good! However, this pair of couplets is pasted backwards. Because the word "year old" is the fourth sound, this sentence is the first part and should be posted on the right; The word "spring" is the first sound, and this sentence is the second couplet, which should be posted on the left. Can I exchange it for you?
Third, reading.
1. Life is like a couplet. We should try our best to make life more perfect (meaningful) (Or: "Small life couplets, big life couplets." )
2. satirize boss Huang and ask him not to complain, but to reflect on himself. (Children's "corruption" and "indifference" are all caused by themselves. If you live your life calmly, how can you make jokes? )
3. "Huang Shiren" is a metaphor for a dissolute and overbearing person; "Yang Bailao" is a metaphor for the poor who have no status.
4. (Writing) For example, the author is good at association. For example, it is vivid and interesting to link the story of boss Huang's couplet with the story of father and son fighting "couplet" during the Cultural Revolution. Language is interesting and meaningful. For example, "when we show our couplets written with the pen of life, we can write them as well as we can." (this question can illustrate the characteristics on the one hand. )
For example, icing on the cake, a well-off family buys a car. Or: icing on the cake, prosperous China rides a fine horse. (Tolerance is enough)
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