Crosstalk sweet and sour live fish lines

Crosstalk: Crosstalk "Sweet and Sour Live Fish" Performer: Hou,

B: Performing cross talk for comrades.

Oh, are you a crosstalk performer?

B: That's right.

A: Great! I especially like listening to cross talk.

B: Oh! Love to hear.

A: You don't know that I cry when I listen to cross talk.

B: Cry? Who cries in cross talk?

A: Everyone has heard of cross talk.

B: Ah.

A: I've heard of Ma Ji,, Chang, and.

B: Their cross talk wouldn't be so miserable.

A: I can't hear clearly here. If you want to hear their cross talk abroad, it feels extraordinary.

B: So you've heard cross talk abroad?

A: I brought a lot of crosstalk tapes when I went abroad.

Oh, I see.

A: Not to mention listening to cross talk abroad. You should see a Chinese painting.

B: How about that?

You can be proud of the beautiful mountains and rivers of your motherland! Seeing an ancient bottle in China, you can be proud of the splendid cultural heritage of the motherland.

B: Ah.

A: Walking down the street, I met a compatriot and spoke a few words of Chinese, which made me feel cordial.

That's true.

A: If you can listen to a China crosstalk abroad, find a place to cry!

B: No! Crosstalk makes people laugh.

A: Yes! In laughter, you will miss home, anxious to return.

B: I just understand: You mean that when I listen to cross talk in a foreign country, I think of our lovely motherland!

A: That's what it means.

Have you just come back from abroad?

Yes, I just got back from abroad.

B: Ah. Oh, I can really see that.

A: where can I find it

B: This dress is different.

Ah, this one has no sleeves.

B: it's always like this. Which delegation are you from?

A: I am not a delegation. I went to America to exchange cooking skills with others.

Are you a chef?

A: That's right. The train, you know? The chef in the dining car.

B: Then why did you go abroad?

A: What a coincidence. Once, we received an American guest in the dining car. Her name is Montes, and she is over 60 years old. The old lady is the chairman of a gourmet center in America.

Oh, old lady.

A: I cooked a dish for her to appreciate our traditional cooking skills in China and left a deep impression on her during this trip.

B: What?

A: sweet and sour live fish.

B: Just a moment, please. What does "sweet and sour live fish" mean?

To cook this dish, you must use live carp. Put it on the table and use a bucket of chopsticks. This fish is bound to change.

Oh, can you move?

A: Especially the mouth. You can put it in a bucket and the fish will lie there ... (open your mouth like a fish)

B: Yo! This is full of freshness.

A: The old lady was full of praise after eating and insisted on inviting me to the United States. Well, it was really successful to discuss with the relevant units.

B: That would be great. You, tell me about your trip to America

A: Actually, we didn't do anything. We should.

You must talk about it. It will enrich my creation.

You mean ... do you want to write a program with us or something?

Hey, make a program.

Let me introduce you.

Tell me about it.

A: When we left that day, we started from Beijing Airport and flew to Chicago to get off the plane. Get off the plane, get out of the cabin and look up: wow! Really blue, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and it looks sunny; On the lawn, a long string of senior sleeper cars gleamed; Next to the red carpet, there are honor guards of the navy, army and air force. Riot police, armed with batons and wearing white helmets; From the air: the helicopter hovers above and keeps in touch with the ground; Plainclothes and agents are highly nervous and haunt the crowd; Look here: members of the Senate and the House of Representatives, and hundreds of ambassadors from different countries. Ladies, full of make-up, smiling, followed closely; A reporter, holding a microphone, aimed at the camera; The welcoming crowd danced with flowers and waved together. I heard the national anthem playing loudly, 2 1 salutes roared, and people were crowded at dinner time. 15 motorcycles were clearing the way, and a convertible was speeding.

B: Who's in the car?

A: There is an old lady in her sixties standing in the car. She is really elegant. She often raises her hand to everyone in the car and smiles.

B: Is this old lady here to meet you?

A: Margaret Thatcher's visit to the United States.

B: I said, it's impossible for an old lady to go to all the trouble to eat a fish.

A: No, the old lady also came to pick me up!

B: Here we are.

A: Mrs montes is here. I said, "OK, thank you for picking me up! Ok, let's not worry, let them go first! "

B: Yes, it doesn't.

A: Mrs montes has arranged my life enthusiastically. The next day, a press conference was held specially for me.

B: Oh! And held a press conference.

A: I made them a famous Shandong dish, and the last dish was this "live fish with open mouth".

This dish is essential.

The price of fish has just gone up. A young reporter came running from the back row. (Learning) "Oh, great! Hmm! It's amazing! Too fragrant! "

B: It smells good!

A: "Mr. Hou, are there many skilled chefs like you in China?"

B: Huh? How do you know this is a stunt?

A: "Look! This fish! This mouth? Ah ... ah! "

Oh, your mouth is moving.

A: I said, "Yes, China has my own chef ..." Before I finished, I heard "Meow! Hey! " .

B: What's the matter? What is this?

A: "Great!"

B: What?

A: There is a female reporter watching fish here.

I think fish attracts cats.

A: "Oh, Mr. Hou, that's great! Do you China, a fish like this, need a lot of money? "

She cares about the price.

A: I said, "This kind of fish is in China ..." Before I finished, an old overseas Chinese journalist in his fifties walked by me, holding my hand! "Mr. Hou! I am an old overseas Chinese! I have been away from my motherland for more than 30 years! "

Oh, dear.

A: "I am very happy to see the cooking of my motherland today!" "

I feel very happy.

A: "Ah! I ask you to learn this, this ... "

B: learn this technology?

A: "Ah, will it take long?"

B: That will take some work.

A: I said, "Yes, you can only learn by hard work."

B: That's right.

I haven't finished yet. There came a man in his fifties. He is a scholar. As soon as he walked forward, everyone immediately stood in awe.

B: Who's calling?

Mr. James, American columnist.

B: He is here, too.

A: When he came over, he took the 24k gold cross glasses and took out a telescope from his pocket.

Oh, yes ... What do you want?

A: Magnifier, magnifying glass. Look at my fish.

B: Oh.

A: (Action)

B: What a careful look!

A: "Mr. Hou? May I ask a question? "

B: You are welcome to speak.

A: "When can we eat this kind of fish?"

B: Huh? Does this scholar dare to be hasty?

A: "I am very sorry! I received an invitation the day before yesterday! "

I haven't eaten for two days!

A: Through this press conference, the luxury banquet I hosted was as high as $5,000 per table.

B: Wow!

A: In this way, the banquet will be sold out within six months.

B: Show your face!

A: I have been working in the United States for half a year. I accomplished the task brilliantly. Mrs. Monteith was very happy. To celebrate my success, she hosted a banquet for me at home.

B: Did their family make it?

A: Ah.

B: Home must be gorgeous.

A: If you don't know, I went in and took a look: Wow! Head on is a huge oil painting of the Great Wall in Wan Li, China. There are Qi Diao, shell carving, tooth carving, cloisonne and various China handicrafts on the table; China's classics, history, books and collections are all in the bookcase.

B: It seems that the old lady knows China very well.

A: After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the old lady asked me a question falteringly.

Is there a problem?

A: "Mr. Hou! Yours! Ok ... I have a request, please think about it. "

B: Go ahead.

A: "Would you like to go back? Or do you want to stay here? If you are willing to stay here, don't consider going back. "

B: That's right.

A: "If you want to go back, don't consider staying here!"

I see!

A: "I don't know? Would you rather go back than stay here? I don't know, would you like to stay here instead of going back? "

(079 1.net Note: Hou repeated "I don't know" in the second sentence of the recording material. Would you like to go back instead of staying here? "Estimation is a slip of the tongue, may also be intentional, seemingly confusing. Because I heard this recording tape when I was a child, it was officially released, but if it was a slip of the tongue, I should have a chance to correct it. Unless the cost of correction is too high, only an old pedant like me will delve into such details. Sweat! )

B: Wow! Foreign tongue twisters.

A: "Oh, madam, don't bother! I see what you mean! You mean you want me to settle down here? "

B: Yes!

A: "Ah, yes." I said, "No!"

B: Why?

A: "I must go back to my motherland! Because that is my hometown, my career should be in China! "

Well said!

A: "Mr. Hou? Tell you what, I'll give it to you, 10 thousand yuan a year! "

B: Ten thousand?

Answer: "fifteen thousand!"

B: Fifteen thousand?

A: Twenty thousand!

Twenty thousand pounds?

25 thousand!

B: Now, stop yelling!

A: I said, "Old lady, please don't add any more! My patriotism cannot be measured by money. "

This is incalculable.

A: "Madam, may I ask you a question?"

Is there a problem?

A: "Since you like China so much, why don't you come and live in China?"

What did the old lady say?

A: After listening to my words, I was speechless, tongue-tied, and pointed at me! (Action) "Ah ... Ah!"

B: The old lady is short of sweet and sour!

A: That's it. The old lady came to see me the next day.

B: Here we go again!

I have to meet her daughter, Miss Betty, so that we can make friends.

B: Have you met?

A: Goodbye! Of course I want to see you!

B: How did you meet?

A: The next day, I was reading in my room when I heard "Bang! When! When! " Someone knocked at the door.

B: Please come in!

As soon as the door opened, a beautiful American girl came in from the outside. Look at her: slender and slim, so beautiful!

B: It's beautiful.

A: Wearing a red and white sweatshirt makes you look proud and fit. Wearing a long black dress, it looks steady and elegant. At the foot of a pair of Kanazawa leather shoes, the heel is more than four inches high. Oh, dear! How beautiful! The face is light pink, the eyebrows are lightly swept, and a diamond necklace shines under the neck. After entering the gate, he took off his glasses and smiled at me. "hello! Mr. Hou! "

B: Yo! Mr. Hou! It was a close call.

A: "Oh, Miss Betty, there you are! Come on, sit down, sit down! This is your favorite coffee, I just made it for you! "

B: Coffee.

A: "Ah, Mr. Hou? Are you leaving? "

B: Let's go!

A: "Ah, how is life here these days?"

B: good answer! "Thank you for your hospitality! I live happily. "

A: I mean, do you like it here?

Do you like it?

A: I said, "I like it! I like the people here very much! " "Alas, Mr. Hou! You're leaving! Do you feel very sad at this moment? "

B: what's your answer? Desolate?

A: I said, "Yes! I am very cool! "

B: Desolate?

A: ah, it's just made. It will get cold if you don't drink it!

B: Coffee!

A: "Oh, no, no! Let me ask you, do you feel lonely? "

What do you mean?

A: I said, "Yes, I remember it silently every day. I even remember it silently! "

B: What do you mean by "responding to silence with silence"?

I am learning English now. I remember words and recite them every day.

Oh, such memories!

A: "No! Don't! Let me ask you, do you feel lonely? "

What do you say?

A: Yes, every day is "slurping"!

B: Why?

A: If it doesn't "glug", the fish won't be cooked.

Ok, glug fish?

A: "alas! Mr. Hou, I asked you if you like me? "

B: Tell her she doesn't like it!

A: What's the matter?

B: We are not used to the proportion of her facial features. You tell her!

A: What's it called? I said, "Miss Betty, I like you very much! I think you are a smart and beautiful girl, and I believe you are a sensible and intelligent person! "

Well, it's polite.

A: "Mr. Hou! Open the curtains and make it clear. "

Oh, no! Open the window.

A: "Windows! Open the window and say it directly. I want you to stay here with me! Ok? "

B: That's straightforward.

A: I said, "No! I must go back to my motherland! " "alas! Mr. Hou, don't be stubborn! You will be very happy with us! Only in our free air can your intelligence be brought into play! "

B: then don't stay! You tell her, "I've missed my mother for a long time!" " "

Where did you say that?

B: I miss mom!

A: I said, "Miss Betty, what you said is not bad! Your country is indeed a developed country, and its living standard is much higher than ours, but we have a saying in China that' my son is not too fucking ugly'. "

B: Yes.

A: "You can't understand the childlike heart of a Chinese descendant! Besides, you only know a little about our country's past, but you don't know our present, let alone foresee our future! I believe: One day, what the American people can do, we in China can certainly do it! Of course, money and enjoyment are tempting, but the great poet Tagore put it well: a bird can't fly if its wings are tied with gold! At this moment, I want to become a bird, spread my wings and fly to the east. Because there, there is my motherland that I miss so much and my beautiful hometown. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Great changes are taking place in my motherland. I want to open to the outside world, invigorate the country and carry out comprehensive reform. I will give full play to all my talents there and realize my life ideals and ambitions. There are comrades-in-arms, teachers and friends who care about me infinitely and struggle together, and relatives and lovers who are closely related to me. They miss me-waiting for you; I miss my motherland-I'm fascinated. At present, the date of returning to China is in sight, and I have been sleepwalking in China for a long time. Even if you have skyscrapers and luxury goods here, how can you make me want to stay! Looking back at the lovely motherland, Guanshan Wan Li is full of spring; On the lakeside of Kunming and in front of Tiananmen Square, every grass, tree, mountain and water touches my heart! Want me to leave my country forever? Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, the sky can't fall! "

B: good answer.

A: "Mr. Hou! Stop it! "

B: Why?

A: "I see?"

B: Just understand!

A: "Hey, if you can't explain clearly, you can't drill through the wood! Casseroles don't leak for a lifetime! "

Where did you learn all this?

A: "Oh ... what a pity! You can't stay! However, I am proud that I met a young man like you in China. From you, I saw the hope and future of China! "

Yes, our motherland is very promising.

A: "Thank you for your compliment, Miss Betty. Oh, well, when we shake hands, I want to give you a song to express my kindness. " "Mr. Hou, great! So, record it! "

A tape recorder!

Answer: "When I miss you, I will listen!"

B: ah, very emotional!

A: "Don't forget us when you return to China. Don't forget to write! "

B: Oh! Don't forget to write.

A: "Don't forget, look at us!"

B: Well, that depends on whether you come or not.

A: Don't ... (S: You can't speak with your mouth open).

B: It seems that you can't eat this kind of fish any more!

A: I said, "Miss, don't get too excited! Well, now I sing this song. Through this song, I believe you will have a better understanding of me. "

What song did you sing?

A: "ok, you get the tape recorder ready and I'll sing it for you!" " "

B: OK, record!

A: "(Singing) Rivers and mountains are only in dreams. My motherland has not been close for many years, but it can't be changed anyway, my China heart! Although the dress is worn, my heart is still China's. My ancestors have put Chinese seals on everything ... The Great Wall does not fall, the Yellow River is thousands of miles away, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful. Ask me which country is sick. "

B: Hey, how does Huo Yuanjia sing?

I am watching TV in Beijing.

B: Here we are!